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Jamie Noble was screwed. He was beyond screwed, he was downright fucked. If Seth found out what he'd done, he'd be so upset and Jamie hated to see Seth upset.

"How the hell could you let this happen?!" Joey was saying, his entire head beet red.

"I don't know! He just…squirmed loose and took off!"

"You couldn't catch him? Jamie, we're talking about a five pound dog!"

"He's fast, alright? He just took off!" Jamie rubbed his face, trying not to panic.

Before they could think of a plan to find Seth's dog, Seth walked in, sweaty but cheerful from his workout.

"Hey guys!" Seth was always in a good mood after a workout. He clapped his hands, "Kevin!" He frowned when Kevin didn't appear, "Where's Kevin?"

Jamie gulped, not wanting to tell Seth that he'd lost the man's beloved dog, but it was his fault and he needed to own up to it and hope Seth would forgive him, or at least not kill him.

Before he could say anything, there was a knock on the door.

"There he is!" Dean said, striding into the room with a chubby dog in one arm and Kevin in the other.

"Kevin!" Seth exclaimed happily, taking the squirming dog from Dean before frowning. "What's he doing with you? I left him with Jamie."

"Oh, Jamie was bringing him back from a walk and when Kevin saw Pumpkin and me playing fetch, he wanted to play too, so I told Jamie that I'd watch him," Dean said casually, scratching Kevin behind the ears.

At that moment, Jamie wanted to throw himself at Dean's feet and promise to never interfere in his matches again.

Seth seemed to buy the lie, "Thanks. Anything I need to know?"

Dean shook his head, "Not really. He and Pumpkin shared dinner and we went to the dog park and they ran around."

Seth smirked, "So, Renee's trusting you with Pumpkin all day?"

Dean blushed a little, "Yeah. She and some of the girls were planning a spa day and she couldn't bring Pumpkin, so she asked me to watch him."

"Well, thanks, man," Seth said. "I owe you one."

Dean shrugged, "No problem."

As Seth turned away, baby talking to his beloved pet, Jamie caught Dean's eye and silently mouthed 'Thank you'.

Dean winked at him and left, leaving two deeply relieved men and a happily oblivious one in his wake.

The End

Prompt: I have been in a mood lately and I need something fun, fluffy and silly.

I have been getting a kick out of Big Show playing The World's Largest Cheerleader during Seth Rollins' matches the last couple weeks and it has put me in the mood for some Authority friendship fic. I was thinking just Seth Rollins, Big Show, Kane and J&J but if you want to include HHH, Stephanie and/or Orton that is fine too.

Ideas: Travel mishaps

Their reservations get messed up and all five of them have to share one hotel room.

Jamie and Joey lose the MITB briefcase.

Seth has a dog in real life right? So we could have J&J Security, the world's worst dog sitters.

Or just some random shenanigans. These guys just scream crack fic to me. :D

Grateful for anything written.

AN: I don't know the actual name of Renee's dog, I've seen him referred to as 'Pumpkin' and 'Turkey', so I chose 'Pumpkin'.