A/N: Okay. I don't know where this came from XD Crack!fic and Reim/Xerxes

Summary: "Oi, clown! What does 'yaoi' and 'gay' mean? Sharon-nee-sama said that's what you are." Had Sharon not been Xerxes's master, she would already be six feet under. (In other words: Where Sharon is a yaoi fangirl, Alice is clueless, and Xerxes is rendered speechless.)

Xerxes was leaning against the balcony, sucking on a lollipop when Alice tapped him on the shoulder, looking embarrassed while trying to cover it up with annoyance. "Oi, clown! What does 'yaoi' and 'gay' mean? Sharon-nee-sama said that's what you are."

Immediately, Xerxes spat out a few pieces of his lollipop which he had chewed up earlier. "C-come again?!"

Alice gave him an irritated look before repeating herself slowly as if speaking to a toddler. "I said, what does 'yaoi' and 'gay' mean? Sharon-nee-sama said that's what you are."

Regaining his composure and clearing his throat awkwardly, Xerxes sighed. "What did Sharon-sama tell you, exactly?"

The B-rabbit blinked owlishly. "She was reading this manga, and I asked her what it was. She said it was a 'yaoi' manga, and I asked her what yaoi meant. She said it meant 'gay', and I didn't know what that meant either. Then she said that you were 'gay', and to go ask you."

"Alice, 'yaoi' is where two men are in a relationship where normally there are a male and a female," Xerxes answered carefully. "In other words, Sharon-sama told you that I am interested in other guys."

"Oh. Okay. Then she's right, right?" Alice replied innocently.

"Whatever gave you that idea?"

"You never said you weren't gay, right? And aren't you and Reim like Oz and me?"

Xerxes choked on his lollipop. It seemed Alice still didn't get what it meant... although there were truth in her words. Of course, Xerxes wouldn't ever tell her that.

Owari