"Robin, what do I wear!?"

"Calm down, Chrom"

"Robin, what if I stuff up the vows!?"

"Calm down, Chrom"

"Robin, what if Sumia trips!?"

"BLOODY HELL CHROM, CALM DOWN!"

This was silly. Why couldn't Frederick or Libra help Chrom with the suit? 'No it couldn't be Frederick, he's guarding the palace' and 'no it couldn't be Libra, he's the one giving the blessings'. No, it had to be the amnesiac who didn't have a clue what to wear on a wedding.

Robin sighed. A long sigh. Seriously they might as well have picked Vaike to dress Chrom in a suit. Robin thought hard on that one. On second thoughts, bad idea.

"Robin, what if I-

Time seemed to slow down. To avoid answering Chrom's stupid questions, Robin had to think fast. Alas, none of his 'Master Plans' could help him in this situation. Robin had to say something. And Quick. Chrom had nearly finished his sentence.

"Trip during the-

"Chrom if you utter one more word about a possible outcome during the main ceremony I will literally grab your falchion and shove it up your-

"Heeeeeyaaaa!"

Now it was Robin's turn to be interrupted, as Frederick and Lissa entered the room.

"Frederick? I thought you were guarding the Palace for any intruders." Robin said skeptically.

"I was, but then I heard you screaming. It was in my best interest to come see what all this fuss is about." Frederick replied.

"Then who's guarding the palace?"

"Cordelia".

Robin thought about this. How could he turn the situation into an advantage. ..That's it!

"Well, good. Frederick I want you to get Chrom dressed for the wedding while I go help Cordelia guard the palace. Clearly I have no clue as to what I'm doing."

"Of course, Robin"

Robin bolted out of the room faster than you can say 'Time to tip the scales' and headed towards the stables. In his mind he had won a great battle. It was a win-win situation! He could go hang out with his crush and not have to listen to Chrom's stupid questions! Pure Genius!

Meanwhile back in the dressing room…

"Frederick, what if I stuff up the kiss!? Frederick what if I forget what to say!? Frederick what If I'm not Chrom!?"

Oh gods what have I agreed to? Thought Frederick.

"Seeya Freddy!" Exclaimed Lissa, as she too bolted out of the dressing room.

"No Lissa! WAIT, don't leave me! LISSA!"

It was said that Frederick's tears were never-ending as he dealt with the horrors of Chrom's 'what ifs'. Alone.

Robin located Cordelia hanging around the barracks, much to his surprise. After the war with Plegia had ended, nobody bothered to hang around in the barracks anymore. They were just too busy with doing their 'things' that they do. Robin would have thought that this was the last place that Cordelia would be. He crept up to her, to give her a little scare.

I'm definitely not being creepy he thought. Cordelia was too busy talking to herself to notice Robin appearing behind her.

"Um…Cordelia?"

"EEEEEP!" Screamed Cordelia. The shock triggered her enemy alert, and in 3 seconds flat stood facing Robin with a Steel Lance.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!?" Screamed Cordelia, eyes completely shut.

"Cordelia, whoa! Calm down it's me, Robin" He backed away a bit as to not get pierced with her 'Lance of fury' as it was dubbed in the previous battle.

"Eh?...Oh gods, Robin! I am so sorry!"

"Don't worry about it. Anyway I'm here to help guard the Palace with you by Frederick's request" He did not want to admit that it was he who suggested it. But, knowing Cordelia and how smart she is, she would probably figure it out.

"You sure it wasn't your own request?" Asked Cordelia skeptically.

"Of course not! Frederick said I should-

Suddenly Frederick's voice seemed to blast through the whole palace.

"ROBIN I SWEAR TO THE GODS WHEN I FIND YOU I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU DO SO MUCH TRAINING THAT IT WON'T BE CALLED 'FREDERICK'S FANATICAL FITNESS HOUR', IT WILL BE CALLED 'FREDERICK'S FANATICAL FITNESS WEEK!'

"Yeah, I requested it" admitted Robin, thoroughly defeated. "I only suggested it because Chrom is asking so many stupid questions that I couldn't take it any more, so I got Frederick to do it. It was fun."

"You do realize he's going to give you hell right?"

"Bah! Me and Freddy go way back! He wouldn't give hell to a …give hell to… give hell…OH GODS WHAT HAVE I DONE!" Robin's scream was heard throughout the barracks, though since no one was there, nobody heard it.

Needless to say, it was a very uneventful morning.

The wedding proceeded just like all weddings do, or a least Robin thought they do. He couldn't remember anything since before he was found lying on the ground. Of course, even though it was Chrom and Sumia's special day, he couldn't keep his eyes off a certain Pegasus Knight sitting next to him. Lissa, who was also sitting next to him, easily put two and two together.

Let the teasing commence she thought, and readied herself with all the questions she would ask Robin later.

"You may now kiss the bride"

Libra's voice broke her out of her stupor, and she instantly clapped along with the rest of the shepherds.

The After Party was a sight to behold, as lights and celebrations spread throughout Ylisstol. One could have easily been deafened by the loud noises that were heard on the streets, but none louder than in the Palace itself, where most of the crazy shenanigans were taking place. Only one was not present. Robin searched the room, avoiding the chaos that surrounded him and keeping his eyes peeled for a certain redheaded Pegasus knight. Of course, to his dismay his searching did not go unnoticed.

"Heya, Bubbles, whatcha' doin'?"

Robin turned around swiftly to see Gaius, wearing his regular thief attire and a cake in one hand.

"More importantly, Gaius shouldn't you be wearing something formal?" Robin asked, eyebrows raised at the thief's clothing choices. "Maribelle will-

"SHHHHHH" Gaius whispered, stuffing cake into Robin's mouth in an attempt to shut him up. "Don't say her name! She could be anywhere!"

Finally swallowing all the cake that was stuffed into his mouth, Robin pointed above Gaius' shoulder, spotting Maribelle attempting to talk some sense into Vaike. Clearly it wasn't working and she soon gave up, walking away with a huff and eventually looking in Robin's direction.

"Oh, Speak of the Devil"

Gaius turned around, but not even the thief's master nimbleness could evade the deadly fingers that grasped his hair.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WEARING!" Maribelle shouted, and Gaius could feel all eyes on him. Robin bent down onto the floor, tears in his eyes of all the laughter he was producing. "JUST WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM A COMMONER"

"Um…hello, Twinkles" Gaius replied, color already drained from his face.

"DON'T um…hello ME! THIS IS THE ROYAL WEDDING AND HERE YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE IT'S AN EVERYDAY WALK IN THE PARK! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?"

"Um…in my defence… Chrom said we could wear whatever we want…" Gaius replied rather meekly. By the look in everybody's faces, he clearly said the wrong thing. Whispers soon followed.

"Hey, did he just..?"

"I'm pretty sure he did"

"Wahhh, how brave of him"

Robin took the chance to leave the palace's throne room to continue his search for Cordelia. After all, an angry Maribelle was a deadly Maribelle. Robin chuckled at the thought of one of his best friends being dragged off to who knows where for punishment.

"Poor guy, I'd hate to be in his shoes right now"

"Whose shoes..?"

Robin, for the second time that night was startled and quickly turned around to find Cordelia standing behind him, wearing a black sparkly dressed that matched her beautiful flowing red hair.

He was speechless.

Well, actually he wasn't but all he could muster to say was a bunch of gibberish that no translator in the world could hope to understand.

"I…uhhh…wha…um….who…uhh…hey….uhhh"

"Excuse me?"

"Umm…Gaius…Gaius' shoes, I'm pretty sure he's being tortured by Maribelle right now"

Cordelia giggled at the thought of that.

Robin thought he had heard a 'help me' coming from the palace, but dismissed it as the wind was blowing in his ears.

"Anyway, what are you doing out here? You could catch a cold!" Robin asked her, half angry and half worried.

"I don't think I'm ready to go in the palace right now…" Cordelia answered with a downcast look on her face. It was no secret that she had feelings for Chrom, so it seemed obvious that she wouldn't want to stay after the main events of the ceremony were over.

"Well, you're gonna have to be. Chrom is about to make his speech, and I think Sumia would really appreciate it if you were there in the audience" Robin stated. Cordelia could have sworn there was a hint of smugness in his voice.

"But…I…"

"No Buts."

Cordelia tried to come up with an argument, but she knew it was futile against the Master Tactician. Instead she sighed the longest sigh she had ever sighed and replied with a huff.

"Fine"

Robin led her back into the palace, only to be greeted by Lissa throwing a glass of punch in his face.

"You know what" he said, turning to Cordelia. "We should have stayed outside".