Reason why I hate Sirius Black
Lily suggested I make a list of the reasons why I hate Sirius Black, "that way you don't have to rant to me about it" so here it is.
I really, really hate that Sirius Black. He thinks he's perfect, well he's NOT. Some think I don't have enough reasons to hate him, I think they don't have enough brain cells to hate him! Maybe one day they will realise how awful Black is, I doubt it though, those girls are stupid (but you didn't hear it from me). My reasons for hating Black are as follows:
1) I hate how he bullies/humiliates those who have done nothing to him (e.g. the 2nd year the so-called marauders dumped a bucket of ice cold water on the other day, I mean really? What could he have possibly done to deserve that?)
2) His arrogance. (He thinks himself merlin's gift to women, seriously (no pun intended) get over yourself Black.)
3) His public displays with bimbos who he doesn't even like and only spend one day (if their lucky) with. I mean I cannot sit at Gryffindor table without gaging most breakfast, I'm just lucky at lunch and dinner he has usually broken up with whoever the 'lucky girl' of the day is.
4) His attitude. Girls are worthless to him and everyone except the marauders are brilliant targets for pranks because they have no feelings, wait that's wrong he knows they have feelings because he loves to watch their reactions.
5) His popularity. Someone like him should not get rewarded with popularity for being a complete arse. I'm a nice(ish, just don't get on my bad side) person and I am totally invisible most of the time.
6) His looks. It's so hard to hate someone who looks so nice, yeah I know I'm shallow, but I can't help it, it's not like I'll ever tell him that.
7) The way he treats his friends. He is so nice to them that when they are just hanging out together I almost forget that he is such an arse to everyone else. It's almost inviting, but if you do go over he laughs in your face. Trust me, I know.
8) How I am invisible to him. I mean his best friend has been pinning over my best friend for 7 years no and he still does not know I exist. I guess I'm just not pretty enough to get his notice.
9) His eyes. How can someone like him have such eyes, I loose myself in them and end up acting like a complete fool.
10) That I love him.
Anything to add? No? Didn't think so.