Mabel! No more Smiley Dip!

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Ma ghost smiled as that dipper boy began to dance his unbelievably adorable "Lamby" dance. She was a little disappointed that she and her husband wouldn't be bringing down "justice" on those monstrous teens. But a deal was a deal. Not that she was all that bothered by it this moment, this boy's dance was well worth it! Why in her day- She stopped mid thought...She had seen it.

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STOP EVERYTHING! Shouted Ma Ghost suddenly. Everyone froze. Pa ghost looked at her in surprise. "Sweetie what's wrong?" Asked Pa concerned. Ma pointed at a frightened Wendy. "Sweetie do you see what I see?" Confused, pa ghost uses his ghost eye's to see through the ether and see the unseen...Then he saw it too. Pa let out a disappointed sigh.

"Well, shoot...Alright, deals off; your all free to go." Said Pa as he snapped his fingers causing the lamby costume to vanish and the teens to be restored to normal. Pa gave them all a sharp glare. "Right, off with all of you. And be thankful we have a soft spot for children!" "And as for you, young lady! Chastised Ma while glaring at Wendy. What are you thinking!? Galavanting around while your with child and-"

WAIT, WHAT!

Shouted everyone at once. Ma looked confused at the outburst, then realization hit her. "Oh, you didn't know?" "No, I didn't know! Snapped Wendy outraged. Because it's not true!" Ma ghost chuckled. "Sweetie, my ghost eye's let me see many things...Including the second heartbeat that is now forming inside of you." Dipper meanwhile, was looking through his journal...and becoming increasingly more pale. "I-I'm sorry Wendy...But according to the journal it actually is within their power to-"

"Well your journal is wrong too! Snapped Wendy. This is ridiculous! I've never even slept with any-" And then she paused. And just like that her complexion went from enraged indignant red...to deathly pale. "O-oh, crap!" Whimpered a horrified Wendy. And the penny drops. Thought Ma ghost to herself. Suddenly both ghosts immediately began pushing everyone outside. "Well, sounds like your all going to have a lot to talk about. We'll, leave you to that! Bye!" and with that, the ghosts vanished. Leaving some very confused teens(and dipper) looking at a shell shocked Wendy...

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When the initial shock wore off. Naturally the first thing was asked was: "Dang it Robbie! Shouted Nate. Why didn't you tell me you and Wendy-" "Whoa! Whoa! It wasn't me!" "Well it wasn't me!" Insisted Lee. "Or me!" Shouted Nate. "And I-" "WE KNOW THOMPSON!" Dipper (while making sure Mabel was unhurt and handling her smiley-dip hangover okay) just sat their and listened intently. Needless to say he was currently feeling very conflicted...and not sure how to feel about the whole thing. Tambry turned to Wendy. "Wendy...is it true? Are you really-"

"No!...maybe...Look, I don't know!" Tambry looked at her long-time friend concerned. "Well...who's the-" "Nobody! Snapped a flustered and panicky Wendy. It doesn't matter! T-this whole thing is ridiculous! You realize that your taking the word of a couple of ghosts that were trying to kill us!? Do you realize how insane-"

"Dose this have anything to do with that time I saw you crawl out of dipper's bed naked?" Everyone turned and looked at the still drowsy Mabel like she'd grown a second head. After a couple seconds of stunned silence dipper finally asked what everyone was now thinking: "Uh...what?"

Mabel groaned but continued. "Yeah, we'd only been in gravity falls a couple of days...it was the morning after that party we threw...I had just woken up...And I saw you climbed naked out of dipper's bed while he was still sleeping there...also naked...I was having a major smiley-dip hangover...and I was tired...so I assumed it was a dream...I'd completely forgot about it until now."

It was a long, awkward silence. Then Tambry chuckled nervously. "T-that's crazy talk! Wendy wouldn't do that. She nervously looked over at Wendy. Right?" But Wendy had now gone even more pale. Dipper looked at Wendy apprehensive. "Wendy? Is it true?" asked Dipper not sure how he was supposed to think or feel right now. Wendy took a long, deep breath.

Look, at the party. Mabel dared me and dipper to eat several galleons of Smiley-dip...Eventually I blacked out...And I don't know what happened afterward...but next thing I know I'm waking up in dippers bed...I was embarrassed, so I got up got dressed before anyone woke up...and I tried to forget it ever happened...

No one said anything...Then-

"What is wrong with you! You are sick! Doing that to a kid!" Shouted an enraged Robbie. Nate and Lee had both turned green and were throwing up. Thompson was silently sending a text to Wendy saying that he didn't actually think bad of her...But he couldn't afford to publicly go against the group because he didn't want to be ostracized too. And Tambry...Tambry wouldn't even look at her. Wendy officially felt like crap. "G-guy's please I-" "Shut it! Snapped Robbie. He then turned to the group. Come on guys. Let's leave this whore with her boy toy." Not knowing what else to do...the group followed him. Wendy immediately feel to her hands and knees and started to bawl her eye's out...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Everyone turned around in surprise to a very angry dipper. He hadn't known how to respond to all this...until he saw Wendy cry...that had given him all the clarity he needed. "Your friend makes one mistake. And you bail on her?! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Besides it wasn't really her fault! It was the Smiley-dip! They banned that stuff for a reason! Besides, neither of us remember that night! How do you know it wasn't me who took advantage of her!?"

No one spoke for awhile...Then the teens started to laugh. Dipper looked at them irritated as they got into Thompson's car and drove away. It's not that far-fetched of a possibility. Thought an annoyed Dipper to himself. He then turned around to check on Wendy...only to find her desperately trying to keep herself from laughing too. Dipper sighed as his masculine pride took another blow. "Seriously?" Dipper asked in annoyed disbelief. "(snort) I'm sorry!(giggle) Your right!(cackle) I'm being a total jerk right now!(snort)."

After a couple minutes Wendy was able to calm herself enough to speak coherently. "Seriously, dipper. Thank you. I appreciate you defending me." Dipper blushed, then steeled himself for what he was about to say. "It was nothing Wendy...you mean a lot to me. He then took another deep breath. And I just want you to know that whatever happens...I'll be there for you...both of you." Wendy just stared at him in disbelief. She didn't know what to say. So she did the only thing she could think of...she hugged him in gratitude while she cried...

Meanwhile, Mabel groaned. "Wait, how are we getting back home?" Asked the very delirious girl.

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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