"Hey!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he chased Dark Pit and Lucas around the Smash mall. "No looting while I'm in charge! Get back here, you punks!"

The well loved obese human male cop rolled on his black stroller as a bunch of Pokemon watched him chase down the troublesome edgy clones, with the Pocket Monsters looking at each other, a bit concerned.

"You think that Paul Blart guy might be taking things... a bit too far?" Vanilluxe spoke up with both of her mouths after twirling around.

Cherrim placed her stubby hands on her face, being in full bloom. "I hope not. He can't afford to snooze on the job."

"I don't recall anyone bringing up his sugar problems," Lumineon added while flapping her big butterfly fins and somehow floating in the air, with them hearing Dark Pit and Lucas painfully moaning in the distance.

"He reminds me of myself from the good old days, when the Comic Book Guy practiced his Sean Connery impressions," Pikachu stated as he held an old gray photo of himself in the Viridian Forest, with the electric mouse Pokemon being much chubbier in the photo due to it being so old.

"Thought you could outsmart Paul Blart, huh?" Paul stated as he was sitting on both Dark Pit and Lucas, causing everyone to glance at the scene and laugh. "Well I don't think so! Better pray that you don't get the Blart fart!"

Toadette farted loudly as a result of giggling over Paul exclaiming 'Blart fart', causing the pink clad mushroom girl to rush off and get her diaper changed, her thunderous tuba toots echoing in the store as people were wondering whether that was Toadette or Paul doing his 'Blart fart'.

"Goodness me, it's a good thing I love farting! Whee!" Toadette somewhat rhymed as she kept on farting, making quite a mess in her stinky diaper.