Rating: M

Warning: Yaoi, swearing, loads of smut, dirty use of condiments...

Author's Notes: Due to popular demand(And my sick urge to write more dirty fantasies), I present to you people another juicy threesome between the three Soul Eater boys. Let's just say they are gonna have the best buffet know to Soul Eater yaoi history.*wink* *wink*

Enjoy!^^

Black Star slowly blinked awake with a small groan. His blurry vision cleared however his memories of last night did not and his face was red within a heart beat. He could feel the dry cum on his stomach(Soul's) and in his anus and inner thighs(Kid's). He mentally admitted that he had the best night ever but with his lower abdomen aching in pain due to the rough fucking, he seriously started reconsidering this. His ocean blue eyes drifted over to his left to see Kid not on his side. The smell of breakfast immediately tells him where the fellow meister is and he heard a content sigh on his right. Soul was no doubt, still sleeping next to him.

Black Star sat up very slowly due to his dull pain and to make sure he did not wake up his friend. A small smile stretched on his lips when he watched Soul peacefully sleep with balled fists near his face. No wonder Kid was so attracted to the white-haired male. He never thought of hisself and Soul dating since he was secretly terrified of ruining their relationship as best friends. Then Kid came along and those two were dating within a couple days. It is as though Kid just loves to take risks.

And now here he is sitting in their bed, covered in their cum. This is not the kind of 'hanging out' he imagined but that does not mean he did not fully enjoy fucking Soul and being fucked by Kid. Okay, he did not get to top the both of them but at least he was the reason why the couple was screaming.

Now gazing at the window, the meister slid to the edge of the bed, his feet touching the ground, and slipped off his shirt. He was not stupid enough to go back home looking thoroughly dissheveled because Tsubaki is a very observant person. He could use the shower adjoined to the master bedroom but that would require him to either wake up Soul or go downstairs for Kid to borrow a towel, wash cloth, and most likely clean clothing.

If he were to go downstairs for Kid, he would most definitely be shoved onto the counter with his pants yanked down and fucked by the horny shinigami. Yeah, no. If he were to wake up Soul, the weapon would probably complain about being woken up, tell him where everything is, and then proceed to give him a world-ending blowjob. Black Star wanted to avoid both scenarios but due to his pants tightening at the dirty thoughts, he figure he could get away with not having his hurting ass plowed at eight in the morning.

"Soul... wake up..." Soul woke up from the gentle shaking of his shoulder and looked up with squinty eyes.

"Mm... Kid. You're looking like Black Star lately..." He slurred and Black Star laughed softly.

"It is me." Soul blinked his eyes in a distant manner before flushing slightly.

"Oh... Good morning then." He sat up while rubbing his eyes and Black Star looked back out the window.

"Would you, by any chance, know where the towels are?"

"Showering?"

"Yeah." Soul got off the bed at once and took a hold of the tan boy's wrist, causing Black Star look back at him with a questioning look.

"I need to get your seeds off as well. We'll shower together." Black Star had no time to protest when he was guided into the joint bathroom and Soul reached into a black cabinet to fetch out two white towels. Once he put them down on the marble counter, the scythe set on getting the shower on. "Strip." He simply told Black Star while bending down to turn on the faucets.

The meister frowned a little at the order but complied. He was not fond of being told what to do only he let it slide. Mainly because he was too busy enjoying his perfect view of Soul bending in front of him, giving him a clear sight of the round yet perk bottom.

"Do you think Kid will have extra clothes?" He said to stop his erection from growing harder than it already was. Soul stood back up and unbuttoned his dress shirt.

"Well, you're shorter than him but not by much so he should." He summarized before shrugging the article off his shoulders and stepped out of his pants. "Don't expect much though. He's not the type of guy to cover up his intimate guests very well."

"Hn." Just as long as he gets a least a shirt, underwear and pants, Black Star is perfectly fine with that rule. Just don't expect the defiant assassin to only wear an apron or a long shirt. That's girly, and he does not do girly.

"Well, in you go." Soul said as he had already stepped inside the tub. Black Star followed the suit before closing the glass door behind him.

"Did Kid..?'

"Yeah. He's always up and about at this time. I'm guessing he's making breakfast." The meister raised an eyebrow.

"How do you know all these things?" Soul picked up a sponge and a bottle of soap.

"You must be forgetting that me and Kid are quite active in our *ahem* lives. It's mostly here so it's kind of a familiar routine for us." Black Star thought about this statement and looked down with an uneasy look.

"Oh... Soul?"

"Yeah?" The said male cocked his head when he noticed the uncomfortable expression. "What's wrong?" He pressed while setting down the items.

"Last night when we, you know... Are we..? O-Or was it just..." Soul had to think about what Black Star was trying to get at from the many pauses and he finally put two and two together. With a smile, the weapon wrapped his arms around the other teen's torso, who looked down in confusion.

"Doing it with other people instead of our partner is uncool. There's no way we'd let anyone else in on our relationship unless there is a reason."

"S-So..." Soul rolled his eyes and leaned his head up.

"Yes Black Star, we're a couple. All three of us. And yes, it's going to work." He added when the teen was about to say something else. Still seeing the unsure look, he leaned up and pecked his friend's lips. Before he could move his head back, Black Star held the back of his head to pull him in a longer kiss. Both gave pleased sounds and Soul tilted his head more to deepen the kiss. After tasting each other as much as they could before running out of air, Soul leaned his head back and vaguely felt something hard press against his inner thigh. With no doubt about what it could be, he slowly moved downwards while slightly cloudy blue eyes watch him in confusion.

"What are you-? Soul!"

"Yes?" The white haired student innocently asked while kneeling in front of him. His face just so happened to allign with Black Star's crotch and he smirked. "Is something wrong?" The blue haired teen blushed and glanced at the glass door.

"You can't... Kid will..."

"Shush. Let me handle this."

"Soul."

"Shh." Soul stuck out his pink tongue and let it swirl around the tip of Black Star's hardening cock. The Bluenette groaned and settled on threading his hand into the wet, white hair. His breathing quickened when his member was developed into Soul's hot mouth and his panting altered.

"Ngh... Oh..."

With another suck, Soul took in more of his friend and grabbed the base of Black Star's cock. His smooth hand worked the hard member as he bobbed his head. Red eyes looked up at Black Star's flustered face and he inwardly smirked before picking up his speed. The meister moaned and forced himself not to jerk his hips forward but Soul was doing a job job of keeping his waist in place with one hand.

However, the pleasure was unbearable and the teasing grazes of Soul's sharp teeth made his jerking more uncontrollable.

"S-Soooul..."

Said teen removed his hand and sucked faster while taking in the whole length. He continued to make quick glances up at the moaning male as he occasionally swallowed while deep-throating him. Black Star arched his back slightly and pushed on Soul's head more. The weapon stopped his sucking when he caught the hint and let Black Star thrust into his mouth. It was hesitant at first but his lust took over in a matter of seconds and he was constantly hitting the back of Soul's throat. His sounds steadily grew louder as he shoved his cock in faster in the hot cavern.

"Ngh... Ah..! Hah..." Soul forced himself not to choke as he held onto the jerking tan hips. He could tell his friend was close since the thrusting became more unpronounceable and the tip of the member was beginning to taste sweeter.

"S-Soul.. Agn.. I'm..." Soul dipped his tongue into the slit of Black Star's penis, immediately making the male cum hard inside his throat. He had to swallow every single drop and made sure to suck the meister's softening member clean. He looked up with half-lidded red eyes and blue eyes looked back at his. Soul then moved his head back and gave one last cat-lick on the tip before standing back up.

"Better?" He purred while nuzzling his friend's neck. Black Star held Soul's waist and gave a content sigh.

"Better."

After ten minutes of freshening up, Soul and Black Star came downstairs to see Kid just finishing a set of bacon.

"Took you guys long enough." He said as a way of greeting and Soul walked over with a roll of his eyes.

"Sorry for not waking up at an inhumane time." He said while pecking the shinigami's lips. Before he was about to go to the dining table, Kid stared over at Black Star with an expecting look.

"You too." This made the assassin flush.

"U-Um... I'm not exactly..."

"Come on Black Star. It's just a kiss~" Soul teased while leaning against a counter.

"Shut up. Anyways, I should get going so-"

"And skip out on eating?" Kid asked blankly.

"Well, obviously I will when I get home so-"

"Just stay and eat. It won't take long." Soul interrupted while dragging his friend into the kitchen. Black Star wanted to leave since the front door was so close but the couple had dragged him from his goal and into the dining room.

"You guys, I shouldn't..."

"You should. There's no point in leaving if you brought yourself here." Soul said as he slid a full plate in front of the meister.

"You jumped me!" Kid smirked as he came in as well and captured Black Star's lips.

"Mm, you did interrupt us from a private moment." He said as he pulled away and sat next to him. "I forgot, we still need to punish you for that."

"W-Wasn't last night punishment enough?" Black Star asked with an embarrassed blush and Kid took a bite of his egg.

"You can't enjoy a punishment, which you were clearly showing last night."

"... No I wasn't." Soul leaned closer.

"So the times you were moaning our names... It was out of pain then?"

"Well it hurt my manly pride. Kid just hurt my ass."

"You're welcome." The shinigami responded. Soul rolled his eyes.

"Wow, you are just in the deepest state of denial right now."

"Hey, if you had just let me leave, I wouldn't have to be dealing with the crap right now. I mean, sure I get horny just from looking at you guys every now and then during school but it's not like I wanted to get raped. Well, last night was pretty awesome even if Kid practically destroyed my shirt so I couldn't really call it rape but it was very much against my will," Soul and Kid continue to stare at Black Star, "I would have most likely just jacked off but then Kid has to say all those dirty things and throw me on the ground just to do me. And then when it was actually going to be a threesome I might as well should have just turned into Soul and have a nosebleed, 'cause a threesome! And I was the center of attention for it! Who could pass up on an opportunity like that?" Black Star finally looks at them, who were very much paying attention with wide eyes before Soul laughed out of nerve mostly.

"So... you're saying you did enjoy it?"

"Meh, I guess. It was still against my will but I managed to put that behind." Kid smirked.

"So you don't mind doing something like that again with us?" Despite his blush, Black Star grinned.

"Well, if you actually ask for my consent, then hell yeah." It was Soul's turn to smirk.

"And, you'd do it any time we wanted to?"

"If my schedule isn't full."

"Today is Saturday." Kid pointed out while pushing his plate forward. Black Star notices this action but only shrugged.

"Yeah, I know. Not much to do but train today."

"You don't only have to train today." Soul hinted standing up while heading to the kitchen. Black Star now raised an eyebrow.

"I know. I just have to figure it out."

"What if we already have something in mind?" Kid said while edging closer to the fellow meister. This made the younger male blink before paling.

"Oh no... no way, I-I'm busy today!"

"But you said you were only training." Soul called out from the kitchen. This made Kid smirk and Black Star's flustered look to heighten.

"W-Well, training takes most of the day... so I should... get going..." Before Black Star could actually escape the couple, Kid leaned against him while biting his ear.

"Had fun upstairs earlier?" The shinigami whispered huskily, causing the other teen to shiver, "I think you enjoyed yourself... screaming so loud..."

"I-I wasn't..."

"I'm not so sure about that." A hand had 'accidentally' slipped in the assassin's lap and he found himself having a hard time containing his sounds. Soul happened to walk in with items just as Kid connected their lips and placed them on the table.

"Is this all?" Kid slipped his tongue into the moaning meister's mouth while glancing at the table.

"Mhm."

Black Star looked as well and was thoroughly confused to see condiments on the table. Were they going to eat more? He could have sworn that Kid outdid himself on making breakfast. Using all of his strength, which is surprising since he is the one with the most power, Black Star pulled away to breathe and moved his head back. His chest heaved and was unaware of Kid eyeing him hungrily while Soul was opening the condiments since his eyes were closed. However, his eye-lids flew open when Kid began tugging at his pants but could not exactly move to stop the act.

"W-Wait! I'm not staying for this!"

"Yes you are."

"No I'm- wah!" Kid managed to get the younger teen's pants off, and even luckier, his underwear and Black Star quickly closed his bare legs. This made the shinigami huff while Soul walked over.

"Honestly, to think that you were so open yesterday-"

"I was stripped unwillingly." Black Star argued and Kid chose to ignore that matter. Instead, he felt slender hands slide down the front of his dress shirt and unbutton the remaining buttons.

"I'm too horny at this point to care whether he was open or not." Soul said shortly to end their discussion and slid his hands down Kid's taut stomach from behind. The shinigami shivered at the slightest when Soul's hands moved down so the hem of his pants and his fingers tips dipped in teasingly, "Hurry up and strip or you won't be the one able to walk for the rest of the day."

Kid smirked at the empty threat since he knew that the only dominate side the weapon possessed was throwing him on the ground and riding on top but did not hesitate to comply.

"Can I leave you guys to yourselves?" Black Star asked numbly, not surprised when both Kid's and Soul's 'no' synchronized. Soul eyed his best friend before raising an eyebrow.

"Take off your shirt." Black Star sputtered.

"Wh-What!?"

"Take it off." Soul repeated while unbuttoning his own, "Or Kid and I will help you do it. Remember, you still have to pay off the other one." The reluctant meister so desperately wanted to leave and let his mind wander off to any possible exits in the manor and it was as though Kid had read his mind:

"I locked all the doors."

"...I hate you guys..." He muttered in defeat while nervously pulling at the hem of his shirt.

I'm sorry, but this chapter would have been WAY too long for my liking so I'll have to cut it short. Meanwhile, enjoy this lovely little teaser. Favorite, follow, comment, and I'll see you in the very delicious last chapter.