Author's notes: At last! The final chapter! Thanks for the reviews,
everyone! Hope you've enjoyed this little insane parody... Wait a minute,
did I just say 'enjoy'? Ugh, I don't find this so enjoyable.... anyways,
you can't believe how much fun I've had writing this crap. Well, it's
disgusting but very amusing. Oh well, on with the show. Nobody reads this
bit anyways ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own Cats.
CHAPTER III: The Grand Finale (in which our heroine shows she's not only beautiful and talented in everything but also strong and brave)
Mistoffelees and Misto-Symphony fell asleep in each other's embrace. They spent the night in the junkyard, of course, since the author's imagination is too limited to make up other places. Suddenly they both woke up in a maniacal laughter:
"Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mistoffelees jumped and pulled Misto-Symphony closer to him.
"Mistoffelees, what's going on?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Misto-Symphony asked and her beautiful blue eyes shimmer of fear. Or more likely of surprise since she's the bravest queen out there and isn't afraid of anything (of course)
"Look it's Macavity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees replied.
"Hahahaha!" Macavity yelled, "Join me, Misto-Symphony!"
"Never, you evil cat! I don't love you, I love Mistoffelees and we will be mates and have a billion kittens together!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted bravely. Mistoffelees could do nothing but admire her determination and strength. And beauty, of course. Even now her silver coat glittered in the moonbeam like the starry sky and her sapphire blue eyes blazed of bravery.
"Hahahaha!!!!!!!" Macavity laughed, "Marry me now or I'll kill your SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Misto-Symphony gasped. Macavity had captured Jemima! (No, Misto-Symphony couldn't be captured since she's the heroine)
"You monster!!!" Misto-Symphony shouted, but it was useless. Macavity was already gone.
(Thumbs up for Macavity's cunning plan. A mystery cat indeed)
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted, "I must go after them!!!!!!!!!"
"No, I can't let you do that! I love you so much! I can't see you getting hurt!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees said.
"Then come with me! But you cannot stop me!" She replied (bravely) and then magically transported herself in Macavity's secret hideout, which is ridiculously easy to find. Mistoffelees had no other choice than follow his true love.
Macavity's hideout was dark and scary (end of story)
"Macavity!!!! Where's Jemima?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Misto-Symphony shouted.
"Hahahahahahahaaaaa!" laughed Macavity who had somehow gotten back into his lair in the record time of 46 seconds. Don't ask how, that's not the issue in here.
"Will you be my mate?!?!?!?!?!?!" he asked.
"Never!!!!!!!" She replied.
(Prepare yourselves to read the worst battle in the history of fan fiction writing)
"Then your sister will die!!!!!!!!!!" he said and rose his paw to hit the little kitten but Mistoffelees stopped him. Then Macavity hit Mistoffelees. Then Misto-Symphony shot a magical lightning towards Macavity but she missed, not that she wasn't the best magician out there, Macavity was just quick. Then Mistoffelees went on and saved Jemima. Then Cassandra came and said "Hahaa! You will die, Misto-Symhony! And I caused it 'cause I'm evil and sleek!" and then Misto-Symphony killed her. Then Macavity tried to attack her but she killed him. Hurrah! (*wipes away a tear* Ah! That was poetry! Go me!)
Misto-Symphony gasped and watched as Macavity's huge body fell on ground. Then she collapsed.
"Misto-Symphony!!!!!" Mistoffelees shouted and ran to her, "What is it?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I-I-I...I've never killed anyone before!!!!!!" she said and her eyes filled with tears.
"It's alright, my love. It's all over now", he said and held her in his arms. She was still so pure and innocent although she was so brave and strong!
Misto-Symphony looked up to kiss her mate but then she saw something horrible: Macavity wasn't yet dead and he tried to swipe Mistoffelees.
"Mistoffelees, look out!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled and threw herself in front of her mate.
Smash. Macavity's gigantic paw hit Misto-Symphony's fragile body.
"Misto-Symphony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees yelled and ran to her. She was all bloody, yet stunningly beautiful as always. Macavity grinned for the last time, then Mistoffelees killed him.
Mistoffelees took Misto-Symphony in his arms.
"No, you can't die now! I love you so! I've loved you ever since we met 3 hours and 23 minutes ago! We're soul mates! Oh, don't die! If you die, I'll die too! I can't live without you!!!!!!" he cried.
"Mistoffelees.... I love you.... but you must go on!" she whispered.
"I love you, Misto-Symphony!" Mistoffelees said.
"I love you too, Mistoffelees!" she said and that was her last word. Then they kissed and her fragile but strong soul flew away to the Heaviside Layer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees yelled.
Then suddenly Misto-Symphony opened her eyes.
"Misto-Symphony! You're not dead!" he shouted.
"I was! But they sent me back to live my life with you! Our love was too strong! We're soul mates!!!"
Then they kissed again and went back to the junkyard along with Jemima and lived their lives happily ever after.
THE END
--- Ladies and gentlemen, we have just seen a frightening resemble of the hideous and sickening clan of Mary Sues. Let us pray that one day we get rid of them for good, though it's highly doubtful.
If this was a real Mary Sue it would be continued by numerous sequels, prequels, holiday editions, series starring Misto-Symphony and Mistoffelees' kittens who are at least as perfect as their mother and have special powers... but this is only a parody so let's leave that to the professionals.
Disclaimer: I don't own Cats.
CHAPTER III: The Grand Finale (in which our heroine shows she's not only beautiful and talented in everything but also strong and brave)
Mistoffelees and Misto-Symphony fell asleep in each other's embrace. They spent the night in the junkyard, of course, since the author's imagination is too limited to make up other places. Suddenly they both woke up in a maniacal laughter:
"Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mistoffelees jumped and pulled Misto-Symphony closer to him.
"Mistoffelees, what's going on?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Misto-Symphony asked and her beautiful blue eyes shimmer of fear. Or more likely of surprise since she's the bravest queen out there and isn't afraid of anything (of course)
"Look it's Macavity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees replied.
"Hahahaha!" Macavity yelled, "Join me, Misto-Symphony!"
"Never, you evil cat! I don't love you, I love Mistoffelees and we will be mates and have a billion kittens together!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted bravely. Mistoffelees could do nothing but admire her determination and strength. And beauty, of course. Even now her silver coat glittered in the moonbeam like the starry sky and her sapphire blue eyes blazed of bravery.
"Hahahaha!!!!!!!" Macavity laughed, "Marry me now or I'll kill your SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Misto-Symphony gasped. Macavity had captured Jemima! (No, Misto-Symphony couldn't be captured since she's the heroine)
"You monster!!!" Misto-Symphony shouted, but it was useless. Macavity was already gone.
(Thumbs up for Macavity's cunning plan. A mystery cat indeed)
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted, "I must go after them!!!!!!!!!"
"No, I can't let you do that! I love you so much! I can't see you getting hurt!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees said.
"Then come with me! But you cannot stop me!" She replied (bravely) and then magically transported herself in Macavity's secret hideout, which is ridiculously easy to find. Mistoffelees had no other choice than follow his true love.
Macavity's hideout was dark and scary (end of story)
"Macavity!!!! Where's Jemima?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Misto-Symphony shouted.
"Hahahahahahahaaaaa!" laughed Macavity who had somehow gotten back into his lair in the record time of 46 seconds. Don't ask how, that's not the issue in here.
"Will you be my mate?!?!?!?!?!?!" he asked.
"Never!!!!!!!" She replied.
(Prepare yourselves to read the worst battle in the history of fan fiction writing)
"Then your sister will die!!!!!!!!!!" he said and rose his paw to hit the little kitten but Mistoffelees stopped him. Then Macavity hit Mistoffelees. Then Misto-Symphony shot a magical lightning towards Macavity but she missed, not that she wasn't the best magician out there, Macavity was just quick. Then Mistoffelees went on and saved Jemima. Then Cassandra came and said "Hahaa! You will die, Misto-Symhony! And I caused it 'cause I'm evil and sleek!" and then Misto-Symphony killed her. Then Macavity tried to attack her but she killed him. Hurrah! (*wipes away a tear* Ah! That was poetry! Go me!)
Misto-Symphony gasped and watched as Macavity's huge body fell on ground. Then she collapsed.
"Misto-Symphony!!!!!" Mistoffelees shouted and ran to her, "What is it?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I-I-I...I've never killed anyone before!!!!!!" she said and her eyes filled with tears.
"It's alright, my love. It's all over now", he said and held her in his arms. She was still so pure and innocent although she was so brave and strong!
Misto-Symphony looked up to kiss her mate but then she saw something horrible: Macavity wasn't yet dead and he tried to swipe Mistoffelees.
"Mistoffelees, look out!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled and threw herself in front of her mate.
Smash. Macavity's gigantic paw hit Misto-Symphony's fragile body.
"Misto-Symphony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees yelled and ran to her. She was all bloody, yet stunningly beautiful as always. Macavity grinned for the last time, then Mistoffelees killed him.
Mistoffelees took Misto-Symphony in his arms.
"No, you can't die now! I love you so! I've loved you ever since we met 3 hours and 23 minutes ago! We're soul mates! Oh, don't die! If you die, I'll die too! I can't live without you!!!!!!" he cried.
"Mistoffelees.... I love you.... but you must go on!" she whispered.
"I love you, Misto-Symphony!" Mistoffelees said.
"I love you too, Mistoffelees!" she said and that was her last word. Then they kissed and her fragile but strong soul flew away to the Heaviside Layer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mistoffelees yelled.
Then suddenly Misto-Symphony opened her eyes.
"Misto-Symphony! You're not dead!" he shouted.
"I was! But they sent me back to live my life with you! Our love was too strong! We're soul mates!!!"
Then they kissed again and went back to the junkyard along with Jemima and lived their lives happily ever after.
THE END
--- Ladies and gentlemen, we have just seen a frightening resemble of the hideous and sickening clan of Mary Sues. Let us pray that one day we get rid of them for good, though it's highly doubtful.
If this was a real Mary Sue it would be continued by numerous sequels, prequels, holiday editions, series starring Misto-Symphony and Mistoffelees' kittens who are at least as perfect as their mother and have special powers... but this is only a parody so let's leave that to the professionals.