Dragneel's 9

Modern AU. No magic peeps.

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An average date night turns out to be an average day

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"Eeep!"

"Sorry, I can't help it! It's the heels!"

"Well quit looking down! And get rid of that before we go inside. It would be rather strange to walk in...like that."

"I'm just going to tuck it in."

"Not out in the open!"

"Who cares? No one's looking!"

"Don't you see the valet? He's looking at you like...like he knows what you're going through!"

Natsu smiled and waved at the valet. "You know you gotta do what you gotta do."

The young man with the red vest nodded with a laugh. "You know it sir."

Natsu chuckled as he and Erza entered the restaurant. Her face was blood red, but her palm covered it, hopefully not showing her face. "That. Was. Embarrassing." She told him through grit teeth.

"How?" He asked, pulling his collar. He was wearing a suit. A stupid suit his wife brought for him for their date night. Said stupid was all red. A scarlet red vest, dress shirt and a black tie. His pants were red as well, his dress shoes- pitch black. His spiky pink hair, spiky as ever.

His wife on the other hand was wearing rose pink. A classy lass rose pink dress that reached her knees and a tint darker heels. Her normally long flowing, elegant red hair was tied into a ponytail.

"He knew what you did!"

"Erza, all dudes do that."

She stared at him for a second. Two. Three. Four.

Then her face turned from confusion to mortification.

"What?!"

"Yeahhhh. Dudes do it all the time. I do it twenty-four/seven...why're you lookin at me like that? You're beautiful god damnit and sometimes I can't control myself. And seeing you in those heels...you're really makin it freakin hard!" He was a bit agitated after the rant.

Erza's cheeks tinted pink as she wrapped her arms around his own. "Sorry." She apologized.

"Don't worry about it."

"Not my fault you have a weird fetish though." She muttered in his arm.

Natsu felt his eye twitch. "Yeah, yeah." He looked around, suddenly aware of his surroundings. "Why're we in such a fancy restaurant."

She squeezed his arm tighter and breathed into his neck. "Aren't you tired of going to that same old burger joint all the time?"

"No."

She pulled back, her eyes screamed 'annoyed'. "Well I am. And since Wendy and your brothers are actually babysitting Haru and Lotus today, I thought it would be nice to get away."

Natsu squinted his eyes in thought as they waited in line. "What's this place called again?"

"Pistola."

His eyes shot wide. "Wait…Isn't this the place droopy eyes was supposed to-"

"Ah crap. Who invited squinty eyes?" Said a familiar voice, two spots behind them.

Natsu turned to see a very stupid looking Gray and a nicely dressed Juvia. Gray was wearing an all-black suit, but with an ocean blue tie. Juvia wore the same color but instead of a suit, a chiffon dress.

"Natsu! Erza!" The blue haired beauty called out to her friends. "Juvia didn't expect to see you here!"

'Damn!' Erza yelled in her head as she waved at the couple, regret hidden in her eyes. She forgot Juvia had told them that they were eating at the same place tonight.

"What the hell did you say Ice Punk?!" Natsu yelled a bit too loudly, getting the attention of the people around him. Erza sighed. She knew exactly how tonight's going to go. She recently hurt her arm too, so she won't be able to stop them this time.

"You heard me pinky!" Gray yelled, getting equally as loud.

'First, they fight.'

"Get over here!" Natsu lunged at his rival since first grade. Gray was ready, and soon they were on the ground, beating the crap out of each other.

'Second, the owners call security.'

"Security!"

Two beefy looking guards ran toward the two, ready for an easy fight.

'Third, they beat up the security.'

"Get outta here!"

"Stop interrupting our fight!"

Said security guards were knocked unconscious in an instant.

'Fourth, they get overpowered and we get kicked out.'

Fifteen security guards came from the back and piled on the pink head and red eyed men. They put each of them in a Full Nelson and dragged them out, Juvia and Erza following behind, reluctantly.

'Fifth,' Erza sighed, walking to their truck. 'We leave like nothing happened.'

Natsu and Gray stared at each other, in the middle on the parking lot, for minutes before letting a smirk creep on each of their faces.

"See ya tomorrow, prick." Natsu said as he threw him the bird.

"Alright, asshole." Retorted Gray as he gave the finger right back.

They walked to their respective trucks and got in, but before the Dragneel matriarch could, she was stopped by a voice.

"Sorry Erza!" Juvia yelled, apologizing for the same thing that happened last week at the store, Magnolia High School, Magnolia Middle School, the mall...basically everywhere.

"Me too!" She called back while hopping in the car.

"What're you sorry for?" Natsu asked, obviously not knowing what was wrong. Erza glared at him, causing the pinkette to shrink in the driver's seat. She quit her glare and pulled out her phone. Natsu started the car and pulled out their spot and took off on the road. A two hour drive home. He sighed.

"Who're you callin?" He asked.

"Wendy. I want to see how Lotus and Haru are handling."

"I'm sure they're fine."

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*Crash

*Crash

"H-hello?"

"Hi Wendy. Just wanted to know how the kids are doing."

"O-oh...well.." The blue haired doctor trailed off, turning around to see her brothers all fighting her nephew. He was wearing a black cape and devil horns, his scarlet hair was sticking upward (Super Saiyan) and his onyx eyes shone evilly. He was currently fending off his uncles, AKA: Gajeel, Erik, Laxus, Sting, and Rogue.

"Who taught this kid how to do flips and shit?!" Gajeel yelled, avoiding a tornado kick from Haru.

"Natsu-nii, Igneel, Gildarts, Erza..." Sting trailed off, realizing that his nephew was trained by the best. "Damn, he's a freakin beast!"

"Beast?!" The twelve year old yelled from on top of the kitchen counter. "Nonsense! I'm the Great Demon Lord Dragneel! Muhahaha!"

His uncles and Wendy sweat dropped.

"Why does that sound so familiar?"

"Natsu. Seventh grade." Erik responded, annoyed as ever.

"Either the little punk told his brat about it or Erza decided she needed a laugh and told the brat, who took it seriously instead of as a joke. Whatever it was, it's really pissing me off!" Laxus concluded, anger rising to a point where he might just throw a chair at his nephew.

Lotus was just minding her own business. Watching Spongebob on the couch, ignoring everyone else. Rolling her eyes at her older brother whenever he yelled.

Laxus finally reached his breaking point when Haru kicked Rogue, who crashed into Sting, who crashed into Erik, who crashed into Gajeel, who crashed into the rather tough wall of the Dragneel home. Out of rage, the blonde haired MMA fighter threw the chair at Haru who caught it and threw it right back. It bonked the crap out of him and he was knocked him out instantly.

"GAAH! THE GREAT DEMON LORD DRAGNEEL STRIKES AGAIN!"

"Were doing fine!" Wendy spoke in the phone. "I actually have to go, Lotus is hungry! Tell Natsu-nii I said hi! Bye!"

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"So, what she say?" Natsu asked after twenty minutes of Erza on the phone.

She stayed completely still for a minute before turning to him, a look of exasperation on her face. "Make a left."

Natsu turned to her confused before shrugging and turning on the blinkers. "Why?"

"We're going to my sisters."

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Sister = Kagura.

Crap… three months.

Tbh, I don't even know where I went with this...there will be a part two tho.