Bracer and Clip with Ring

Chapter 1: Angel Boys

Daten City, a place trapped within the confines between heaven and hell. A place where it's residence are under a veil of shadows that seek to bring down the rage of those souls past! But there are those who hold light that mere humans cannot comprehend who pierce the shadows with their righteous fury! But who could have been given this right? Are they servants of God, or servants of Hell?!

At a monastery somewhere near the edge of the city, zipping around on the tower was some kind of strange, blue birdlike thing with zippers on it's back that kept flitting about…

At least until a bolt of lightning shot down from the sky and zapped the thing, the bird thing bouncing off the roof a few times while muttering "Zappy" on repeat before smacking onto the ground hard enough to make a "splat" sound, then getting pulled into the building's chapel by the tan skinned, mustachioed, blonde priest, who stood tall enough to barely be under the door, his robes concealing his body.

"So, todays message comes in I see." The priest mused, crunching his hand down on the bird, a scroll popping out of it's beak as he dropped the limp animal, though it shot up and flitted off within seconds, the scroll that had fallen to the ground reading "KR".

Then cue a couple of beds dropping through trapdoors within seconds, one of them a mess of the blue covers with the occupant obviously still awake, the sound of a portable game console sounding out, and the other red bed's occupant merely a lump.

"Wake up you unmanly little snots! We got work to do!" The priest yelled, grabbing the two bundles and then suplexing them onto the couch, though the two victims didn't even seem to care as they rightened out.

"Goddammit Ring, I'm a little fucking busy here, y'think you could lay off?" The actually awake occupant muttered as he threw off his covers, revealing a young man who looked to be in his late teens with pale, handsome looks, his straight, messy hair stark right and slightly concealing his right eye, both orbs a pale, bright blue that looked excited for no reason, still dressed in his clothes, which consisted of a dark blue longcoat styled after a videogame character he looked a lot like with red cuffs that stopped at his elbows, a red leather shirt with a hood underneath it, a simple t-shirt colored the same blue as his coat under that, dark blue, worn out jeans with a few holes in them, and brown boots, a few belts hanging off the coat, and his left wrist had a black leather wristband on it, his right forearm covered in bandages up to the sleeve with a leather bracer over it, and in his right ear was a red earring that had a gem like piece hanging off of it, and around his neck were a large pair of black headphones that had rock music blaring from them.

"Also, don't talk to me until I've had my goddamn s'mores fix…" The teen muttered, shoving one of the mention treats into his mouth and going back to playing his game.

"Don't anyone dare fucking talk a word to me until I've had my morning coffee…" The other teen muttered, and he looked exactly like the other, though his eyes held an annoyed light, and he ran his hands through his hair to pull it back, sticking a couple of red clips into the bangs, and like the other teen he hadn't even bothered changing out of his clothes, a crimson short coat over a black button down and red tank top, black jeans with red marks and red running shoes, with black ear cuffs on his ears, a pair of black earbuds hanging around his neck with classical music coming out of them, and unlike his now excited looking compatriot, this teen just looked outright annoyed.

"You know what, fuck the report, I need my coffee…" The teen in red muttered as he stood up and walked off towards the kitchen,

"And classic Clip, always needing a caffeine rush in the morning to even function. Hehehehe." The teen in blue snickered, popping another s'more into his mouth and snickering with a shudder, "Oh man those are so good…"

"ZIP IT BRACER! Besides, you hardly do anything until you eat some of those goddamn s'mores… I swear you're gonna get fat one of these days because of those…" Clip replied, busy shoving a mound of sugar into the coffee he'd whipped up, then downing the mug within seconds.

"Nope! Because I ditched fat a good time ago. Hehehe, that fancy little trick up my sleeve turns all that shit into extra energy." Bracer chuckled, flexing the fingers on his right arm, then chucking his game aside, the device smacking the bird thing, Zappy, in the face hard enough to bust it's skull, though again, the creature got back up in a few seconds, "So, what kinda ghost we huntin' this time eh Ring?"

"Here's the hint God has given us for your righteous hunt today skinny wimps! The hint is "KR", meaning "King Ramparts!" MANNN! What a manly name! But nowhere near as manly as my muscles!" Ring shouted at an increasing volume, flexing and revealing his nearly oversized arms.

"Kings Ramparts? What, you mean that swanky bachelors hotel for rich assholes? Why the fuck would a ghost be camping out here?" Bracer muttered, flipping off the couch and landing on one of the pews, and since he was standing at his full height, which was about average if a bit tall for his seeming age, though he and his brother were still dwarfed by Ring by a long shot.

"Must be something relating to all the little snobs that hang out there cause they can't get laid." Clip muttered as he came back in and sat down on the couch, sipping from another mug of steaming coffee.

"That must be? A Ghost as unmanly as those it is around! Truly a shame tnat you Justice brothers must face such a wimpy creature! Only a real man should lay claims to any form of arrogance, a man with muscles!" Ring proclaimed.

"Okay, if he's gonna start another one of his damn "manliness" speeches I'm gonna fuckin' hurl." Clip mumbled.

"Well then, why don't we just go and kick up Tanktop and get the hell outta here before he gives us a Stone Cold Stunner eh?" Bracer snickered, spinning a set of keys on his left finger.

"If it'll save me the headache of hearing Ring brag about his muscles, then please." Clip muttered as he walked out, casually punting Zapper as he did, Bracer chuckling and jumping in the air before kicking Zapper into the floor and leaving a bloody pile as he jumped after his twin brother, Zapper forming back together and flitting after the two teens, who were already out and in a light blue sports car with cloud decals on it's side and hood, tearing off and right onto the highway.

Though now the two of them were arguing over what music to play, constantly swiping the aux cord and jamming it into their music players, not even paying attention, Bracer somehow keeping his driving in a straight line on the road… though other cars were being tossed left and right.

"Nope! I am not listening to your shit head metal music Bracer! We're playing some Bach!" Clip snapped, snatching the cord again.

"Hell no bitch! I'm not putting up with your damn classical bullshit! We're going after a ghost, not going into town for a night on the road. I need something to get me in the mood for killin!" Bracer yelled, swiping the cord from his brother and shoving it into his device.

"OH HELL NO! I am not putting up with those goddamn videogame tracks again! You got to choose last time we had a job, so this time it's my turn!" Clip snapped.

"It's my fucking car dipshit! Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his dickhole!" Bracer snapped as they rounded a corner hard and started ripping through the downtown area.

"Uh… well… well, at least I have someone back home who would do that for me… did I just fucking say that?" Clip muttered.

"Bro, do you know how fucking gay that sounds?" Bracer muttered, his look flat now.

"SHUT UP I KNOW!" Clip growled.

"And besides, you and Cammie never even did it, goddamn virgin. Don't say shit you can't back up, dillweed." Bracer sighed, now leaning out the window a bit.

"HOW IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN CAN I NEVER ONE UP YOU WITH ANY COMEBACK!?" Clip snapped.

"Bro, you may act smart, but you fucking suck at coming up with comebacks and anything else that requires rational thought… I really wonder why Cammie fell so fucking hard for you." Bracer muttered, his fingers tapping on the steering wheel.

"At least I have a girlfriend, unlike you asshole." Clip growled.

"Hey, not my fault that demon cursed me and fucked up my arm. Besides, I got some kickass powers in return. I honestly thought everyone would act like I was even more badass than I already was." Bracer muttered, smirking and then veering off to launch off of a truck and into the air.

"YOU HAVE DEMON POWERS ASSHAT! Do you honestly think the other angels would think that's cool? Well, Stocking would but she's weird as hell. It's because of that damn curse and your fucking reckless attitude we're even in this cesspool! My life was perfect until you went and fucked it up by getting cast out! Getting cast out is so instantaneous I had no time to defend myself! Now I have to make sure you don't make a mess until you manage to get enough Heaven coins to get us back in!" Clip shouted, now holding on for dear life as they went flying into a building.

"Whatever man, let's just do our fucking job… oh hey look we're here! Man what floor did we land on? The sixth?" Bracer chuckled.

"Hell if I know! It looked like the seventh floor to me. And how the hell do you know this is the right place?" Clip shouted as he tumbled out of Tanktop.

"You can tell because of all the swankily dressed asshats staring us down! And seventh floor? That's a new record on my part, hell fuckin' yeah!" Bracer cheered, and Zapper flopped over the back window. "Okay asshats, where's that Ghost we were told is here eh?"

Bracer waltzed out into the crowd with Clip in tow, passing through the crowd of well-dressed men, both young and old, each one either drinking their heads off, gambling, or just plain lounging around, each one giving the sudden arrival of the teenagers who'd just crashed through not very well.

"Bracer, I don't think any of these guys is gonna say a damn thing. Hell, I bet they don't even know about the Ghost in the first place." Clip muttered, putting his hands in his pockets.

"Ah come on, we gotta be a bit more creative than that. You do remember Ghosts can take a human form right? He or she could be anyone of these rich bastards." Bracer chuckled, putting a hand on his chin as he looked around.

"Please don't tell me you're gonna act like you have a sensor eye…" Clip grumbled, slapping his forehead, "Yo, Zapper, see if you can sniff out the Ghost for us."

"Zapper!" Zapper cawed before zipping off to who knows where.

"Excuse me sirs, would you both like a drink?" A waitress asked, approaching the two.

"Uh, sorry ma'am, but we're a bit busy here, no time for booze. Besides, I hate the stuff." Bracer muttered, giving a hand wave.

"Yeah, sorry, but we don't have the time. And we don't drink… at all." Clip grumbled.

"Oh please… I insist." The waitress stated, giving a sly grin.

"Uh, did you not hear us the first time? We said no." Bracer grumbled.

"Uh… Bracer… something about this chick isn't right…" Clip muttered, a suspicious look on his face.

"Eh? Really? Wait a second… yeah you are right, most waitresses don't stick around after a customer says no… why the fuck are you still hangin' around?" Bracer muttered, the waitress just chuckling.

"I have no idea what you mean sirs. And please, take on. They're on the house." The waitress stated.

"And we said no. So take the hint and make like a tree and fucking leave." Clip growled.

"Oh, I can't have that now. I don't need my food supply getting cut off now, do I?" the waitress chuckled, and her form flickered into a sickening black marred with red for a moment.

"Well well well, I think we just found our ghost." Bracer snickered.

"KAHAHAHA! You should learn to take an offer when it's given to you, just like these arrogant brats!" The waitress cackled, and Bracer hummed when he heard his phone go off.

"Uh, hold up a second, I'm getting a call." Bracer muttered, pulling the device out, "Yo, who be callin?"

"MAAAAN!" Ring yelled, Bracer pulling the phone away from his ear as the priest started yelling, "That there Ghost was formed after some arrogant wimp got drunk and drove off a cliff, and now she has been feeding off of the arrogance of all these rich, unmarried bachelors here! She's taking all that negativity and sense of self entitlement these dateless bastards have been unable to get to power herself up after she was formed! NOW THAT IS AN UNMANLY THING TO DO!" Ring roared.

"I don't think you can call anything a girl does manly Ring… but whatevs, so long as we can get this job done!" Clip shouted.

"Oh you've got that right bro! So, why not show us how disgusting you really are huh bitch?" Bracer chuckled.

"Oh, I see, you two aren't ordinary! Hahaha! Well then, no point in hiding it then!" The waitress laughed, and right in front of the two, her form shifted into that of a grotesque red and black monster with the form of a winged devil of all things as all the beer and money from the people in the room started getting sucked from them alone with some weird energy.

"Man, I've seen demon chicks before, and they were way hotter than that piece of shit." Bracer muttered.

"Only you would say that." Clip sighed, "Well, guess it's time to pull out the bad boys."

"Fuck yeah! Let's get this show on the road!" Bracer chuckled, glowing halos appearing above the twos heads and ethereal wings forming on their backs, "In the holy name of… ah you know what, fuck the chant and the little show!"

Bracer went and put his hand on his bracer, the article glowing blue as it moved into his right hand, blazing into blue and white flames that shot into the shape of a sword as large as he was, then swiping his hand along the length to reveal a solid weapon of the same colors.

"REPENT ASSHOLE!" Bracer chuckled as he stabbed the sword into the ground.

"I swear, why do you always skip the chant?" Clip grumbled, his hair clips glowing blue and the light zipping into his hands, turning into two light blue revolvers that he gripped, the boys wings and halos vanishing.

"Hey, I don't see you saying it! Let's just beat this bitch, get the Heaven Coins we need!" Bracer chuckled as he spun his sword with his right hand only.

"You mean the ones you need. I'm the supervisor, remember?" Clip grumbled, shooting the Ghost as the lashed at them, "WE ARE TALKING!"

"Last time I checked Ring was the supervisor, not you!" Bracer yelled, jumping and letting his sword light on fire, "Alright Excalibur, let's slash this bitch!"

"You little snots!" The Ghost yelled, swiping her arm, Bracer severing it with a quick slash, a smirk on his face, and Clip proceeded that by blasting a few holes through the Ghost's wings, the shots exploding as they hit the wall behind.

"Argyle, Azure, make sure she can't get away." Clip muttered.

"Graagghh… WALLOW IN THE DEPTHS OF ARROGANCE ANGELS!" The Ghost yelled, slashing out the boys with a swathe of cash mixed with flames.

"Hehehe, sorry, but unlike these rich bastards here, me and my brother have a reason to be arrogant!" Bracer snickered, leaping into the air.

"Hate to agree with my asshole brother, but he's right! Angels as strong as us have a good reason for it! Now…" Clip growled as he took aim.

"REPENT MOTHERFUCKER!" The brothers yelled, Clip blowing the Ghost full of holes and Bracer finishing her off with a downward slash.

"DAMN YOU! I WAS SO CLOSE TO BECOMING FILLED WITH POWER! OH THE HUMANITY!" The Ghost yelled as she exploded into a bunch of shards, the bits drifting off and a gong sounding, and two golden Heaven Coins fell to the ground, Bracer grumbling as he picked them up.

"And Ring is on time with ringing that gong again." Clip mused.

"Ah man, two coins? That was kinda cheap for putting a Ghost like that down." Bracer grumbled, Excalibur turning back into his arm brace.

"Hey, that's how our past few kills have been. Let's just get the fuck outta here before the police arrive." Clip grumbled, his guns turning back into his hair clips, and he placed them back on.

"Yeah, you're right. Alright. YO! ZAPPY! GET YOUR FEATHERY ASS BACK TO TANKTO WE'RE GOING HOME!" Bracer yelled, the bird thing zipping back to the car, and as the boys were starting to get to the car, the door to the room flew open, two more people, a blonde girl in a red dress and another got looking girl, charging in.

"Alright, where the heck is the… Ghost… what the hell happened here?!" The blonde yelled.

"Looks like someone beat us to the punch." The goth muttered.

"Oh hey it's you two! Heh, how've you been since getting kicked out of Heaven, Panty, Stocking?" Bracer chuckled, bouncing the Heaven Coins in his left hand.

"HUUH!? Bracer Justice?! What the heck are you doing here in Daten City!?" Panty, the blonde, snapped.

"Oh you know, hunting Ghosts, killing things, the family business." Bracer snickered.

"You did not just reference Supernatural." Clip sighed, Bracer snickering.

"Oh hey, Clip's here. Too… so, it's you guys who are living in that monastery on the other side of town huh?" Stocking, the goth, mused.

"Yep! That would be us! We both got booted out of Heaven a couple months ago, and now we're killin shit here!" Bracer chuckled.

"Ohh! So you're the guys who have been stealing our kills! Hand those Heaven Coins over, we need those!" Panty snapped, lunging at Bracer, the teen chuckling as he jumped back.

"Ah ah ah. Sorry Panty, but that was our kill, so we get the reward. Sorry to disappoint you, but we've gotta split!" Bracer chuckled as he jumped back into Tanktop.

"Well, it was nice seeing you two asses again. Have a good day." Clip stated as he got into the opposite seat, the car then tearing off right out of the hole Bracer had made for their entrance.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE! BRACER YOU ASSHOLE! YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED THE PROPOSISTION I GAVE YOU BEFORE WE GOT BOOTED OUT ANYWAY!" Panty snapped.

"You still wanna fuck him?" Stocking sigh.

"HELL YEA I DO! He may be a dick sometimes but Bracer is still hot as hell!" Panty shouted.

"Man you are such a sex addict." Stocking sighed.

Highway

"So, the Anarchy sisters are here eh?" Clip muttered, the car silent as they drove back to the monastery.

"Seems so. Man, I don't really wanna deal with Panty at times…" Bracer muttered.

"Didn't she proposition you before they were booted out?" Clip asked.

"Yep. Eh, I was gonna shoot her down anyway. So, now we've got some competition. Hehehe, this is gonna be fun from now on." Bracer snickered.

"And hot blooded as always. Typical Bracer…" Clip sighed.

"Of course mah brotha! Now, what to do for the rest of the day huh?" Bracer snickered.

"Please don't go insane on me again." Clip sighed.

"Ah come on, I won't go too crazy. All right, pedal to the metal baby!" Bracer laughed, slamming the gas and tearing off even faster.

A/N

I do not regret coming up with this. It's way too much fun. Also, if anyone wants to suggest scenarios, feel free and I'll see what I can do! Hope you all enjoy the ride comin' up with the Justice brothers!