A/N: Hope y'all like it! New Chapter soon!

Two rented group vans were barreling down a dusty, seldom used driveway.

Quil groaned from the rear of the first van, "Oh dear god, when are we going to be there, Jasper? We passed the gate fifteen minutes ago."

The man in question lowered his mirrored sunglasses, revealing a set of candy apple colored eyes, turning in the seat to face Quil" We're nearly halfway, you can see it right over yonder."

Jasper tilted his head in the general direction of the front of the van.

"So there's something y'all should know, uh... Pete is a little... different ... uh, odd kinda."

Sam looked over at Jasper from the passenger seat, "Uh huh, how so?"

"Well, let's just say that he must have been missing a few hugs from his Momma, climbed up the crazy tree to sulk, then fell out, landing on his head."

"Uh huh, and are the girls going to be safe around him?"

"Oh, yeah, for sure. Him and Garrett are like Batman and Robin, just eating the bad guys like me."

Paul snorted, "What does that make you, fucking wonder woman?"

Jasper's bottom lip poked out to blow a blonde curl out of his eye, "Just as long as you're super girl."

Paul smirked before reach up to the second row of seats, smacking Bella on the ass, "Would you all give the pups a rest, I'm sure they're tired of being stared at."

Five sets of eyes snapped to Paul, all the girls were perched on their knees, a better position to watch Brady and Collin.

Leah spoke first, "Is someone a little jealous, Pauly?"

Collin picked at a loop on his jeans, a dimple showing with the shy smile, "It's okay, I don't mind."

Jasper grinned, "I don't mind either, I get to watch their asses jiggle."

The five girls gushed, Emily ran her finger over his cheek, cooing, "You have got to be the cutest thing ever."

The others agreed, before Sam slammed on the brakes, sending them tumbling into the floorboard.

Sam grinned, "Woops, foot slipped."

Leah used her leg that wasn't tangled to kick him in the thigh, "Yeah, mine slipped too. Must be contagious."

"Fuck, you kick like a goddamn mule!"

The women climbed back into the seat, Jasper raised an eyebrow at them, "Speaking of equines, any of you ever rode a horse?"

Brady and Collin raised their hands up, Bella and Kim followed.

"Does Paul count?"

"Nope."

Kim and Bella lowered their hands. Bella's shot back up, "OH, oh, what about the one outside the grocery store?"

"Seriously Bella? If it needs a quarter to move, it doesn't count."

She nodded before quickly turning in the seat, Kim doing the same.

Kim twirled a strand of her hair, "So, Brady, will you teach Bella and me how to ride?"

A cocky grin was plastered on his face as he grabbed his dick through the jeans he was wearing, "Course I will, you two will be the best cowgirls around."

Bella and Kim started giggling, then a loud thump as Paul's fist met Brady's leg.

"Jasper, I think one of the pups needs to be taken out back and shot. Poor thing, looks like it hurts."

Van Two

Jake glared through the windshield. Then at Embry.

"So now that tweedle dee and dum are here, what the hell are we, chopped liver?"

Embry sighed, "Don't worry about it, Jake. Once the new wears off it will be back to normal."

Seth rolled over in the rear of the van, "Holy fuck, why is it so damn hot?!"

Embry muttered, "Texas, Seth."

Jake continued to give the evil eye to the van ahead of them,

"I hope their dicks get bit off by the chupacabra."