Title: The Love Survey
Summary: Soul and Black Star take a survey that questions them about their intimate relationship.
Pairing: Black Star x Soul (SoulStar)
Rating: T
Signatures:
Soul- Italics
Black Star- Arial
Enjoy!^^
1. What was the first thing that attracted you both to each other?
Um... I guess his personality. He sort of lights up the atmosphere with one of his stupid grins and sometimes annoy me.
Hey... I'll go with his ass-
Personality-wise, you pervert!
Oh. I know! His teeth because he reminded me of a-
I swear if you say 'shark' I will kick your ass into next friday!
...
2. When you look at a person, what is the first thing you will notice?
I will notice their facial-expression. I have a good habit of judging people by their soul wavelengths and statue.
Why notice someone else when I have Soul?
*blush*
3. Do you think it is okay to keep noticing other people while in a relationship?
Uh, no. That's sort of wrong when you already have a partner. I'd kill Black Star if he was seeing other people.
And I would punish you if I ever catch you eyeing someone's ass.
How is spanking and tying me to a bed punishment?
4. If the partner doesn't say so, how do you know that they want to make love?
Actually, Black Star is always eager so I have no trouble relieving myself.
He gives me 'the look' and I'd throw him on the bed and-
Moving on!
5. Describe the way your lover smells.
Uuh... He smells like the forest because of meditating there all the time. I kind of like the earthy smell.
Does semen count?
... No Black Star. No it doesn't.
Then strawberries! You should accidentally use Maka's shampoo more often.
... Why am I still doing this?
6. How often do you two have sex?
What the fuck!?
Meh, about once or twice a day. The usual.
7. Do you masterbate?
Is this for real!?
Only when he's out on a mission. He still doesn't know what the white stuff on the counter is. Don't tell Soul though.
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8. How would you feel about your partner walking in on you using the facility?
I'd feel weirded out most likely. I always lock the door so...
As long as he enjoys the view, I'm all up for it!
9. When was the last time you showered together?
Weeks. And I plan to go longer.
I tripped him on accident and a bar of soap went up his-
Make it years.
10. If a friend was cheating on their spouse, would you tell someone about it?
Of course I would. Even if it would break our ties, I don't tolerate cheaters.
Ditto, man.
11. What were you thinking about when you kissed your partner for the first time?
How many people were watching us make-out in the hallway.
How I wanted to do him there but he wouldn't let me.
12. Have you or your partner considered saying no when either of you ask for a date?
Nope. He can ask me anytime.
Same.
13. Were there any worries when you both first made love?
My ugly scar.
Shut up, Soul. I already said that I love every part of your body.
... It's still ugly.
14. How old were you when you and your partner kissed the first time?
I was fifteen at that time.
Fourteen.
15. How old were you when you and your partner had sex?
Okay, are all these questions based on sex now!?
Sixteen and fifteen.
16. How old were you when you first fell in love?
Ten.
Woah, what? We didn't even know each other at that time.
I know. It was someone else.
...
17. Who helped you figure out how to ask your partner on a date?
Maka helped a bit but it was mostly Liz. She black-mailed me into it.
I didn't need help, I'm a big man!
Meaning everyone.
18. Did your parents tell you about sex first?
...
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19. Did you already know about sex?
Well, I had to teach myself at some point.
I thought it was a food but Soul hit me for that.
20. Describe your perfect dream date.
I'd say just staying in for dinner. I don't think that going on dates require spending hundreds of dollars at a restaurant or the movies.
I never had the money anyways. I prefer hanging out on a hill or the forest.
21. Describe your perfect wedding.
Er... I'm not exactly comfortable with a wedding.
Aliens everywhere!
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22. What kind of wet dreams do you fantasize?
...
Soul in a maid's outfit or even a cat-
Black Star!
- Or on a table with whip cream. My dreams sort of end up messy in the end.
23. Were you ever sexually, emotionally, or verbally abused?
Yes.
Yup.
Black Star already kicked everyone's ass for me.
24. Who is the person you admire most and why?
I'd say-
Me.
... Wes because he's the best older brother anyone could have.
Who is second to me.
25. Name one thing that could ruin your relationship.
Dying
Dying.
26. Who is the dominant one in the relationship?
I'm not really comfortable answering that one-
Me.
27. How do you feel about having children?
It's not even physically possible.
Which is his way of saying fuck off.
28. Name one thing that your partner does that makes you turned on.
*blush* Biting my ear.
Giving me hickies.
29. When was the first time you and your partner had feelings for each other?
I guess I could say a little after our first meeting. Maka pushed me on accident and I dragged him down into lake with me. He wouldn't let go after that.
Same reason. Soul always tells me that if he's going down, he's taking me with him.
30. How does your partner handle your fustration?
Whenever I'm mad, Black Star would just pull me in his arms. Even if I don't want to talk about it.
Soul would hit me and then demand what I'm mad about. Worked every time and still does.
31. Have you or your partner considered switching positions?
Well I have been considering speaking to Black Star about it and-
No.
32. What sex position do you and your partner prefer?
You know what, I'm not answering another sex-related question.
He's mostly on his back or on his hands and knees. But no matter how many times I ask, he never wants to ride on top.
33. Where do you and your partner mostly have sex?
...
Mostly in our room, the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom, outside, the hallway...
34. Have you or your partner used 'toys'?
Soul won't answer. I never did though.
I do.
Wait, what!?
Yup.*Sexy smirk*
Oh god...
35. Where do you or your partner prefer to have sex in or on?
Okay, why is this survey so interested in our sex lives!?
I've always wanted to do it in Kid's office as a prank. Or maybe the roof. Or a movie theater.
36. Who plays the 'wife' role in your relationship?
Me.
Him. And he plays a damn good one too.
Shut up...
37. Do you or your partner have the same preferences?
Not exactly. We're total opposites in fact.
Well, it's like what they say. Opposites attra-
Finish that stupid saying, and I'll have you burned alive before you could even say 'God'.
Jesus, Soul...
38. Did you or your partner consider getting married?
Like I said, that's not happening. There's no need to make things more official than it already is.
I'm a little dissapointed but I kind of agree. We already know we're dating, so why put Soul in a dress to call it official?
One day, Black Star... One day...
39. How would you describe your partner's features?
As embarrassed as I am... Handsome, gorgeous, stunning, sexy, breath-taking, and sexy again.
... Wow. Ditto the fuck out of that.
40. Have you considered role-playing with your partner?
No!
Hell yes!
41. How would you rate your lover's kissing?
10/10
11/10
42. Do you share a bed together?
We sure do.
What can I say? It comes with a free pillow.
Which is me.
43. Who cooks around the house?
For the safety of our lives, me.
I nearly destroyed the house when I was boiling water.
For heaven's sake, how do you burn water!?
44. Have you used other essential items instead of lubricant during sexual intercourse?
Mm... Lotion, oil, soap... I think that's it.
You're forgetting the cake mix from that one time-
You sir, just bought a one-way ticket to hell.
45. What is one thing your partner had done to make you angry?
*sigh* Honestly, it would take days to finish.
Meh, I've got nothing.
46. Do you believe your partner would support you even if you had a sexually transmitted disease or cancer?
Um...
Of course I would. And Soul would do the same, right?
*smile* You bet.
47. Do you think that your partner is obsessed with you?
Yes!
Yup.
48. What is one thing you believe that your partner could improve on?
Being less annoying and not over-protective.
Being more open and less uptight.
49. How would you rate your sexual experience with your partner?
11/10
20/10
50. Finally, are you satisfied with your relationship?
Definitely.
Yup! If only you aren't so bitchy all the time...
*perverse grin* I'll show you bitchy.
Fuck.
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