Author's Notes

Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllloooooooooooo People! CrimsonKyuubiSage here! What's this, you ask? Well, it's a brand new crossover! A Naruto/Fairy Tail/Highschool DxD crossover! Just something I want to test out and see how it works. So... I hope you enjoy it!


And Now, I give you Chapter One of "Crime Sorcière!"! Read and Review!

Disclaimer, I Do Not Own Naruto Or Fairy Tail Or Highschool DxD

"Last train to Hargeon Town!" -Regular Speech

'You are awesome if you get that reference.' -Regular Thought/Sarcastic Remark

-Kuoh Academy, 12:34 P.M.- -Time and Setting

"Puny mortal." -Demonic Speech

'Dear Kami look at the rack on that one!' -Demonic Thought

"Back in my day..." -Flashback/Dream/Other Text

(I Wish by Milky Bunny) -Song Insert

Chapter -Chapter Start/End


Chapter Start

The Kingdom of Fiore... A neutral country of 17 million people. It is a world of magic.

Magic is bought and sold there every day. It is an integral part of people's lives. And there are those who use magic as their occupation. Those people are referred to as mages.

The mages belong to various guilds and perform jobs on commission. There are a large number of guilds within the country. And in a certain city there lies a certain guild. A guild from which various legends were once born... Or rather, will continue to be born long into the future.

And its name is...

-Slarelos Sea, X784-

Out in the Slarelos Sea, two young women were escaping their old lives on a small boat. The first was a sixteen year old short girl, standing at 5'2" with short, pink hair and bright green eyes. She wore a gold wing-like headgear around her ears, and her uniform consisted of a white-and-blue horizontally-striped shirt and light purple shorts with brownish thigh-high boots that have white stripes at the top. Over her uniform, she wore a red cape with a golden lining around the edges and a strange symbol on the left shoulder in white. The girl's eyes had widened to a considerable portion as she looked upon the second person on the boat, a pale-skinned woman that stood at 5'8" with dark purple hair, a voluptuous figure with high E-cup breasts, and brown eyes. She wore a pink tank-top that did nothing to hide her figure, white bandages around her left arm, blue booty shorts, and a sword was jutting out from her abdominal region.

"Ultear!" the pink haired girl exclaimed as the dark purple haired woman threw herself overboard.
"You will find happiness... I'm sure you'll be happy... I love you, Meredy..." the dark purple haired lady, now identified as Ultear, said, tears in her eyes as she sacrificed her life for the sake of the pink haired girl, her adoptive daughter Meredy.

"*Splash*!" Was the sound that echoed throughout the vast blue expanse as Ultear went under.

"ULTEAR!" Meredy cried out.

As Ultear began to sink down into the deep, dark, cold sea floor, a red liquid floated into her peripheral vision.

'The sea... Inside of my mother.' Ultear thought as her vision began to darken. 'A fitting place to meet my end. It's a shame that it will be tainted with my blood...' The last thing she saw before her vision turned black was a dark hazy blur swimming towards her.

-Aboard The Neptune-

The Neptune was a large frigate that carried a forty-seven-man crew and only one passenger. The crew mulled around going through their daily activities when...

"ULTEAR!" Was the cry that was heard for miles around.

"Oi, what was that?" one of the men asked.

"Sound'd like someone screamin'." another man stated.

"No shit Sherlock, but who 'ere has the bloody vocal chords for that loud of a scream?" a third man questioned.

"Quite you! M'Lord approaches!" a fourth man exclaimed, causing all of the crew to stand at attention as a new man came onto the deck of the ship. The young man stood at 5'7" with spiky golden blond hair, bright cerulean blue eyes, slightly tanned skin, and three whisker-like marks on his cheeks. He wore a dirty white v-neck t-shirt, red shorts, and brown sandals. An intricate tear-shaped vial hung on a cord around his neck.

"Lord Naruto!" the fourth man said.

"At ease, gentlemen." the blond haired man, Naruto, said, immediately causing the crew to relax.

"To what do we owe for you gracing your presence with us, M'Lord?" the fourth man asked.

"I've already told you, just call me Naruto. None of this 'Lord Naruto' or 'M'Lord' crap. But I came to investigate what that shout I heard was." Naruto replied.

"Well, M'Lo - Naruto, we aren't exactly sure who or what that scream was." the fourth man stated.

"Hmm..." Naruto mumbled, walking over to the ship's railing. "Which direction did the scream come from?"
"Err... Well, in that general direction, Lord Naruto. But I don't know how that will help-" the second man stated, pointing off to the distant horizon.

"Hard to starboard, captain!" Naruto exclaimed.

"By your command, M'Lord!" the captain yelled, veering the ship to the right and off in the direction that the man had pointed in.

-With Ultear and Meredy-

Meredy gasped as her lung took in the air it was deprived of from going underwater. The pink haired girl quickly made her way to the small boat, pulling Ultear with her as she did so. She tossed Ultear onto the boat and quickly climbed aboard.

"Ultear! Ultear!" Meredy cried out in vain, shaking the woman that had taken her in. Ultear showed no signs of responding. Meredy paled and shakily placed her fingers to Ultear's jugular, only to find a feint pulse. "Ultear!" Meredy began sobbing as she collapsed on top of Ultear.

"Ahoy there!" a new voice called out. Meredy looked up before her eyes widened as she gazed upon The Neptune in all its glory. "M'Lord! Captain! There's two ladies stranded out on this dingy!"

"What are ye waitin' for? Bring 'em aboard!" the captain yelled.

"Aye aye, captain!" the man exclaimed, The Neptune pulling up alongside the small dingy as Meredy leapt aboard.

"Whoa there! Looks like ye be one of the fancy mages there!" another man stated.

"I need help, please! My kaa-san is dying!" Meredy exclaimed.

"I think I can be of assistance." Naruto questioned, causing Meredy to turn her attention to him.

"Please..." Meredy begged.

"I can save her, but at a cost..." Naruto stated.

"Do it!" Meredy exclaimed.

"... Very well, as you wish." Naruto said, pulling out a black queen chess piece that had a slight glow to it. "Lay her down." he instructed, Meredy doing as told and placed Ultear on the ground. Naruto walked over and kneeled next to the dying woman, a blue-green flaming strange symbol appearing in a circular shape underneath Ultear.

"What's going on?!" Meredy questioned.

"What is your kaa-san's name?" Naruto asked.

"U-Ultear Milkovich. Why?" Meredy asked.

"I, Naruto... Naruto... hereby declare that you, Ultear Milkovich, may have your soul returned to walk the Earth the Earth once more as a Devil in servitude to me. Live! Rejoice in your new life as my Queen!" Naruto exclaimed, the black chess piece glowing even brighter before floating out of Naruto's hands and over Ultear, both the chess piece and Ultear glowing so brightly that the others had to avert their eyes. When the light died down, the chess piece was gone and Ultear's chest moved up and down as she breathed. "There. It is done..." Naruto said, standing back up as Meredy hugged Ultear.

"Ultear!" Meredy exclaimed.

"M... Meredy..." Ultear weakly called out, returning the hug that Meredy was giving her.

"How touching. Now, if you two would be so kind as to follow me - We are not to be disturbed." Naruto said, directing that last part at the captain.
"Yes M'Lord." the captain replied.

"Where are you taking us?" Meredy questioned, getting into a weak fighting stance.

"Now, now, no need to be so hostile. I was just going to discuss the matters of the deal we made." Naruto stated.

"Deal? What deal?" Ultear asked.
"You are my Queen now, Ultear-chan." Naruto stated, looming over the duo so that the shadows increased his intimidation factor. "Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt - Bwahahahahahahaha!" Naruto didn't even last five seconds. He began cracking up before it turned into full-blown laughter. "Oh! The look on your faces! Priceless! But seriously, you're my Queen now." Naruto said, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Meredy?" Ultear called out.

"Yes, Ultear?" Meredy responded.

"Did you just give away my hand in marriage?" Ultear questioned.
"Marriage? Look, you're hot and all, but we've just met." Naruto stated. "This is why I wanted to explain this all first."
"Well, do explain." Ultear said. Suddenly, a pair of demonic wings sprouted from her back, along with a demonic tail.

"What?!" Meredy exclaimed.

"Explanation. NOW!" Ultear exclaimed.

"Hrrmmm... How to put this lightly... You're a Devil." Naruto said.

"..." Silence permeated the area as Ultear and Meredy took in the news.

"Three... Two... One... Aaaaaannnnddd-" Naruto counted down.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" Meredy and Ultear exclaimed simultaneously. Naruto grinned and was about to say something, but abruptly stopped and froze as he felt a new presence, as did everyone else aboard the ship.

"This presence..." Naruto mumbled, turning in the direction of an island that held a giant tree to see... "Acnologia..."

"A-Acnologia?!" Ultear said in shock.

"Captain! Full speed ahead! Get us away from that dragon as fast as this thing can take us!" Naruto yelled.
"Y-Yes M'Lord!" the captain stuttered out, slightly petrified in fear at the mere sight of The Black Dragon. A pair of demonic wings sprouted from Naruto's back, flapping up a gust of wind and sending the blond haired devil flying off the boat. The heels of Naruto's feet barely touched the back of the boat, his demonic wings keeping the blond from falling into the maw of the waters below.

"Two-hundred-and-ten thousand Joules..." Naruto mumbled. "Sixteen seconds..."

"What is Naruto-san doing?" Meredy asked.

"Lord Naruto is getting us out of here." the captain replied.

"How?" Meredy questioned, only to receive her answer in the form of a giant jet of blue-green... flames?
"Plasma." the captain said.

"What?" Ultear questioned.
"It's not fire, it's plasma." the captain stated, as if reading Meredy's mind. The ship lurched forward and quickly picked up speed. Just in time as Acnologia shot a power magical blast at the island, engulfing the landmass in a bright light. When the light died down, the entire island had vanished, much to the shock of all.

Tenroujima Island was gone. And none would ever hear of the Fairy Tail group that was lost for seven years.

-Hargeon Town-

"Land ho!" one of the sailors shouted, The Neptune docking in the nearest harbor.

"Lord Naruto, we've arrived in Hargeon Town." the captain said.

"Excellent. Thank you for the ride, captain." Naruto said, handing over a sack of Jewels to the captain.

"M'Lord, I cannot accept this. Your trip is payed for in full by settling at least some of what I owe to the Ph-" the captain started.

"I insist. And I'm no longer one of that clan." Naruto stated, his eyes narrowing and a frown marring his face.

"By your command, M'Lord." the captain stated, tightly gripping the sack of Jewels and watching as Naruto, Meredy, and Ultear departed. 'Lord Naruto... what happened?' he thought in concern as he watched the young lord leave.

"You still owe us an explanation on what you are, what I am, and what the hell just happened." Ultear stated as the trio walked through the nearby park.

"Very well, I suppose I should." Naruto said, his demonic wings sprouting from his back.

"You're a demon?!" Meredy exclaimed.
"No. I'm a Devil. There's a distinct difference." Naruto stated. "Devils are one of the Three Factions, the other two being the Angels and the Fallen Angels."
"Angels? Fallen Angels? Like, Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, those biblical things?" Ultear questioned.

"Exactly. Those the people you just mentioned only belong to the Angel faction." Naruto corrected.

"So, what, all other religions were wrong?" Meredy asked.
"No, far from it. The Shinto Faction has some pretty good influence out here in Fiore, now that I think about it. But the Angels, Devils, and Fallen Angels are the most dominant groups." Naruto replied.

"How come we've never heard of them before?" Ultear asked.
"You have, but what you humans are permitted to hear about is usually disguised in such a way that you don't even know we're involved." Naruto stated.
"Okay, then what was the last really big thing that the Three Factions were involved with?" Meredy questioned.
"Hmm... In Fiore or around the world?" Naruto asked.
"Either one." Meredy said.
"Well, the last really big thing in Fiore was the Fallen Angels' creating something called... Niv... Nerv... Nivr-" Naruto started.
"Nirvana?" Ultear suggested, causing Naruto to snap his fingers.

"Ah, yes! That's what it was called! Nirvana!" Naruto exclaimed. "And before that, the Devils were involved with something that had to do with dragons."

"What about on a global scale?" Ultear asked, causing Naruto's face to darken.
"The Great War..." Naruto mumbled.

"What? Say again?" Meredy said.

"The Great War. The Devils, Angels, and Fallen Angels all warred against each other under the leadership of the Four Great Satans, the leader of the Grigori, the official name of the Fallen Angel faction, Azazel, and the Biblical God - ack!" Naruto exclaimed, feeling a short, sharp pain in the back of his head.

"What's wrong?" Ultear questioned.
"It's nothing... Devils are cursed to be physically injured if we ever mention or think about anything biblically related. You know, the whole 'unholy' spiel." Naruto stated. "But yeah, ever since the Great War ended, the Three Factions have had a somewhat fragile peace. The casualties were high on all three sides, though. So to replenish the number of Devils and Angels, the Evil Pieces and Brave Saints Systems were created, the former being what I used on you, Ultear-chan."

"What did you do to me? You said that you made me your Queen, and that I'm a Devil, but I'm still confused." Ultear stated.

"In order to understand what I did to you, I have to explain the Evil Pieces System first." Naruto said, pulling out a glowing black Bishop piece. "The Evil Pieces were created to help increase the number of Devils after the Great War. I'm not an expert on how they work, but they basically reincarnate humans and other races into Devils. There are fifteen pieces: one Queen, two Rooks, two Bishops, two Knights, and eight Pawns. The Queen piece, the one that I used on you, Ultear-chan, is worth nine Pawns and increases strength, speed, and magical power."
"Oh that's a relief. I thought for a second that I was forced into marriage - not that you're unattractive or anything, i-it's just - umm, w-well..." Ultear stuttered out, giving Naruto a once over and blushing.

"It's okay. Besides, I'm not one to force anyone into marriage..." Naruto said, looking down at the ground with a look of contemplation for a few seconds before looking back up. "Anyways, you are now a part of my Peerage. It's supposed to be some type of servant or servitude thing, but I've never been one for that kind of stuff, so think of it as a guild." A smile appeared on Naruto's face as he stared at his new Queen, making Ultear blush.

'What's wrong with me?! My heart feels like it's going to jump out of my chest when he stares at me...' Ultear thought, unable to tear her gaze away from Naruto's cerulean blue orbs. Her blush deepened and she all of a sudden felt very shy under her 'King's' gaze.

"I do believe introductions are in order. My name is Naruto... Uzumaki." Naruto said, extending his hand to Ultear.
"N-Nice to m-meet you, my n-name is Ultear Milkovich..." Ultear said, shaking Naruto's hand, the latter kissing Ultear's hand and making her blush reach shades of red that rivaled a certain Fairy Queen's hair.

"Umm..." Meredy called out, catching the duo's attention. "What will happen now?"

"I think I have an idea." Naruto said. "Would you like to join my peerage?"

"Eh?!" Meredy exclaimed in outrage.
"Are you sure that is a good idea, Shishou (Master)?" Ultear questioned.

"None of that Shishou stuff, Ultear-chan. Just call me Naruto. And yes, I think it is a good idea." Naruto stated.

"Why?" Ultear asked.
"A Devil's lifespan is... undefined, the best way to describe it. There hasn't been any Devil in existence that has died of age, at least none that I know of. And she is your daughter, correct? Do you really want to bury her one day?" Naruto questioned, causing Ultear and Meredy to freeze up. "I know that it seems grim, but it's the second best case scenario."
"And the first?" Meredy asked.
"I can turn you into a Devil." Naruto said.
"... Alright, I'll do it." Meredy said.

"Excellent. Now, let's find out which piece is right for you..." Naruto mumbled, fourteen Evil Pieces floating out and in front of him. "Hmm... Let's see... No... Not that one... Aha! Here we go!" he exclaimed, grabbing one of the Bishop pieces. Strangely enough, this Bishop piece was different from the other one, this one releasing a dark red erratic sparking glow. "You're worth one mutation Bishop. That, or five Pawns, and I don't want to use those up just yet."

"Do I have to do the same thing that Ultear did?" Meredy questioned.

"Unfortunately." Naruto replied, causing Meredy to sigh. "Hey, at least you don't have to go through this whole speech every time. Now lay down." Meredy did as told, lying down on the ground as the same circular blue-green flaming symbol from before appeared underneath her.

"Do you really have to repeat that whole speech every time?" Meredy asked.
"Yeah. Let me show you." Naruto said, clearing his throat. "I declare thee to be my Bishop! Carpe diem and all that crap! Huzzah!" A few seconds passed, and nothing happened. "See? Now... I, Naruto Uzumaki, hereby declare that you, Meredy Milkovich, may have your soul returned to walk the Earth the Earth once more as a Devil in servitude to me. Live! Rejoice in your new life as my Bishop!" The mutated Bishop piece floated over to Meredy before both were engulfed in a flash of light. When the light died down, Meredy now had a small pair of demonic wings and a heart-shaped tail.

"Huh. You know, I don't feel any differen - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt?!" Meredy yelled, finally taking notice of her wings and tail.

"Welcome aboard, Shikyou (Bishop)." Naruto stated, a grin on his face.

"Where did these wings and tail come from?!" Meredy exclaimed, comically thrashing around in panic, causing both Naruto and Ultear to sweatdrop.

"... Seriously?" Naruto questioned.

"Oh right! Hehehehe..." Meredy chuckled, slightly embarrassed.

"Now what?" Ultear asked, causing Naruto to 'hum' in thought.
"You know, I'm not actually sure. I guess I could form or join a legal guild, maybe?" Naruto said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Meredy and I can't join any light guilds, not with our current reputation." Ultear stated.

"Hmm... Why not form an independent guild then? A vigilante group that fights dark guilds." Naruto suggested.

"That's... actually not a bad idea." Meredy stated.

"Yeah! And it'll be the perfect way to recruit members for my peerage." Naruto stated.

"But what would the name of the guild be?" Ultear questioned.

"Hmm... How about... Crime Sorcière?" Naruto said.

"Crime Sorcière... I like it." Meredy said. "Has a nice ring to it."

"Seems like a good name." Ultear added.

"Then it's settled. From this day forward, we are Crime Sorcière!" Naruto exclaimed, pumping his fist in the air.

"If I may speak freely, Naruto-kun, I believe I know of a good potential recruit for your peerage." Ultear stated.

"Really? Who is it?" Naruto questioned, causing Ultear to grin.

"Just an old friend..." Ultear said.

Chapter End


Post Notes

AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD DONE! This was something I had planned to write for some time, but never got around to writing. I toyed with the notion of calling this fanfic "The Plasma Devil Of Crime Sorcière", but the name just didn't roll off my tongue in a way that I liked. And also, I know I didn't state this above, but the pairing is going to be a NaruHarem.

So far, I've come up with a "Small" Harem of 17 women. Who they are is up to you to guess. Good luck!

And secondly, Naruto's Peerage List:
Naruto (King)
Ultear (Queen)
Meredy (Bishop)

Anyways, I'll see you guys next time! Read and Review!

-CrimsonKyuubiSage out!