119. Anyone who threatens and/or attempts suicide with Diet Coke and Mentos will be admitted to a psychiatric ward for care.
120. Yes it still counts if you use another variety of soda.
121. No one is allowed to bungee jump on the citadel
123. The proper response to being given a mission is not "Do I have to?"
124. Inflatable Turains do not entitle you to a pay raise. (No not even that one of victus.)
125. The Normandy crew may not refer to the Turain councilor as "Mom".
126. The Normandy crew may not refer to Asari councilor as "Dad".
127. The Normandy crew may not refer to the Salarian councilor as "that crazy fucking uncle we always wanted."
128. You should never try to attempt to correct the Salarians about anything.
129. Not allowed to use Council equipment to bootleg pornography.
130. There is no such thing as a were-Turian
131. Not allowed to operate an illegal movie studio out of the Normandy
132. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
133. Not even if it's meant to "Improve intersperses cooperation."
134. The council is not interested in The Normandy "just happen" to have a kilt, an inflatable Krogan, and a box of rubber bands in it's shuttle.
135. Never confuse a straight soldier for a gay one. There are consequences.
136. The entire crew of the Normandy is not allowed to ask for the day off at the same time for due to religious purposes or on the basis that the universe is going to end today, more than once.
137. 24 is not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, and thus is not an acceptable mission status rapport.
138. Victus proper military title is Primarch Victus not Princess Victasia
139. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Council time.
140. May not call any politicians immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if your right.
141. The turian primarch is "Adrian Victus" not "Sugar Daddy".
142. The proper response to a council order is not "Why?"
143. Keepers are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war".
144. Should not show up in the council chamber wearing part of a asari commando uniform, messily drunk.
145. Even if the commander did it.