Well hello, this is my second fanfic and I'm horrible at this, so a review would be nice ( I haven't gotten one yet) so please review, even flames! I just want someone to read this!

Okay now that my pity-party's over

Disclaimer: If I owned any of this I wouldn't have to write a fanfiction.

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Izaya Orihara never got caught, today wasn't much of an exception.

It was a normal day. He was dancing his way around vending machines, on his way to Russia Sushi for his beloved ootori, when a red-head put a gun to Shizu-chan's forehead and demanded he come with them. Then things got interesting.

Shizou lashed out, attacking the red-head with a nearby stop sign and the red-head propelled herself backwards. She did a backflip and landed on her feet in the other side of the street.

Izaya laughed merrily, making her look up at him. As she did so, he struck her with his switchblade, making a large, heavily bleeding, gash vertically across her torso.

"Gomen-nasai Spider-chan, but The protozoan hasn't finished the game yet!~"

A middle-aged MIB looking man adressed Izaya. "You'll have plenty of time to play board games in the helicarrier." He and the "spider" put on gas masks. Well that's not fun at all.

"What the hell bastards!" Yelled the monster. He growled at them. But then a thought crossed his tiny little mind. Must've been a long and Lonely journey. "Shit." He grumbled.

And then the protozoan passed out.

Izaya smirked and patted his my pockets. Let them take the monster, let them put him in a cage. It's where he rightfully belongs isn't it-SHIT! He'd forgotten his mask. Oh well, he thought, best to play this out. He smirked larger and cackled a bit, before sitting down next to the protozoan and losing consciousness.

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Natasha had to admit it was cute.

Even as she was bleeding on the streets, Natasha knew she shipped it.

Because honestly, anyone would turn into a fujioshi after seeing a sleeping Izaya curl up next to a sleeping Shizou, his head on the blonde's shoulder, still smirking.

The assassin took out her phone and snapped a picture of the sight, before helping Coulson load them into a helicopter, and flying them up to the helicarrier.

That was her new screensaver.

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In the hulk chamber of the helicarrier, two monsters slept.

One a demon, who enjoyed playing an incomprehensible board game, involving all his precious little humans.

Another a protozoan, who had uncontrollable fits of rage that probably fit the meaning of their cage.

And the Avengers watched them sleep.

It wasn't creepy, not at all . It was just like Coulsons, I-was-present-while-you-were-unconscious-in-the-ice thing.

After a bit, they had no evidence that the protozoan was anything like the hulk. Shizou seemed to be one entity, have a certain level of control over his outbursts, and not turn into a jolly-green rage monster.

And the demon...Well god help them if this guy ever met Loki.

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Erika was in the back seat of the van, sitting next to her Otaku-in-arms, Walker.

She was scrolling through some Shizaya fanbases when she found something that just about stopped her yoai loving heart.

.photographs.

From that day on, 'Natalie Rushman' was her wizard

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