This was a idea that Random Name (Guest) asked me to do. I do hope you all enjoy it. (HumanBill, OlderDipper.)

Dipper at nineteen with his old blue Pine Tree trucker hat, new vest and his bran spanking new Illuminati tattoo, looked down at the little fuzzy creature looking up at him with expectancy. Dipper waggled the treat in his hand and smiled brightly as the fuzzy creature stood on it's hind legs. Dipper lowered the treat.

"Alright Shnookums be gentle." Shnookums took the treat gently and chowed down while wagging it's tail.

"Why would you name the dog Shnookums?" Bill asked from the corner of Dipper's bed. He was pretending to read his book and trying his best not to glance at Dipper and... Shnookums the dog. God he hated that dog. He would drool, lay around all day, he would just eat and poop and just be a general nuisance. He wasn't even a powerful demon for crying out loud. Why dipper would want to spend all his time with Shnookums instead of bill was beyond him. And he was an all knowing demon!

"I didn't. Blame Mable, she bought the dog. Oh but hes so cute, yes you are." Dipper's voice raised on octave higher and he started talking baby to the dog. Bill looked over at Dipper with his eye brows furrowed together. 'Why doesn't he talk to me like that? I'm cute!' Bill though to himself anger starting to boil in his cut, his face slightly turning red.

"Oh I blame Mable all right... Hey Pine Tree." Dipper looked up. "Come here." Bill demanded. Dipper squinted at him.

"No I'm playing with Shnookums." Bill turned more red.

"No, all you're doing in giving him small meaningless demands and rewording him when he accomplishes it. And if you want to play with someone come play with me." Bill placed the book down and patted his lap. Dipper cocked his eyebrow.

"No... I'm playing with Shnookums." dipper turned back to the dog and began to pet him. Out the corner of his eye he saw Bill stand up and walk over to him. When Bill was standing right behind Dipper, the dog looked up and saw the murderous look in Bill's eyes, he yelped in fear and berried his head in Dipper's lap. That's when Bill lost it all. He grabbed the dog's scruff and threw it across the room. He picked up Dipper and cradled him in his arms and glared at the dog silently saying, 'Yeah! what you gonna do about it?!' the dog lowered it's gaze and slowly left the room, with it's tail between it's legs.

"Bill are you kidding me? You are jealous of a dog?" Dipper wiggled in Bill's hold. Bill held him closer and moved to the bed.

"Well you should have come over to me when I told you. Now you will have to suffer staying in my arms. Although I wouldn't count that as suffering." Bill muttered that last sentence. Bill snuggled closer into Dipper, Dipper's response was trying to get free even more.

"Bill for god sakes let me go!" Dipper yelled and struggled more. Bill's hand crept up Dipper's thigh closer and closer to his manhood. Dipper's face went as red as a tomato, and he spun his face to bill's smirking face. "BILL!" Bill started to snicker.

"what's wrong Pine Tree~?" Bill whispered in his ear. "It's a good time. Mable is out and we get the room all to our selves. Come on What do you say~?" Bill licked the shell of Dipper's ear and grinned wide when he felt Dipper shiver in want. Dipper rested his head on Bill's shoulder exposing his neck. Bill took that opportunity to nibble on him. Once Dipper moaned slightly he bit down hard, not hard enough to break his skin but enough to make Dipper jelly in the knees.

"Well... maybe just a quick one." Bill smiled wide and threw Dipper to the end of the bed and jumped him.

HA! another teaser sorry everyone But it is rated T. XD

So I hope you all enjoyed that one. sorry it is short and it took me so long to post I just had a lot of things to do, like work and sleep or something. Well like always. Have a good one! BYE BYE!