A Questionable Proposal

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"Mai."

"Hm?"

"Where did you put file L1031-79?"

"Oh. . . Um, I think I left it at my place. After we, ah. . . When you. . . Y-yeah. I forgot it there."

"Is that so? Go and get it, then."

"Don't you think this pillow's gonna be lonely if I left it?"

"That document is the reference of my monthly report to the main branch. I need to finish one part of it by the end of the day."

"But. . ."

"What is it now?"

"It's so far away! I'll have to walk two whole blocks!"

"Your legs are strong enough."

"And what if it rains all of a sudden? You lost your umbrella and I left mine at the office."

"Your skin is waterproof."

"Some punk might mug me or something!"

"You won't be mugged. Your wallet isn't thick enough."

"But what if I get into an accident? Knowing my luck, I'd certainly get hit by a—"

"Mai."

"Naru-chan."

"W. . . Why don't we go together and just get all of your things? So you won't have to walk those two dangerous blocks everyday anymore."

"Everything?"

"Yes."

"You mean, like. . ."

"That, yes."

"But what will the others think? Bou-san might kill you, you know, and Masako's gonna kill me for not telling her first! John's gonna recite funeral rites and Ayako'll scream bloody murder while Yasu and Madoka get to film everything! And Lin! Well. . . I think Lin'll just raise an eyebrow and walk away."

"You've contemplated this before, haven't you?"

". . .Maybe just a little."

"A little?"

"Okay, maybe a lot. But seriously, I'm scared of what they might think of. . . of us living together while we haven't even. . ."

"I don't care what they think."

"That's already a given, Naru."

"As it should be."

"I care about what they think. Whatchu gonna do about it?"

". . ."

". . ."

"Up. Get off my bed."

"Eh. I don't wanna."

"Mai."

"Okay, okay. Jeez. Stop glaring at me."

"Change into the dress you wore to dinner last week. The white one. It's at the left-most corner of my closet."

"What if I don't want to take off your shirt?"

"Just change."

"Why?"

". . .What you're wearing right now won't suitable for where we'll be going."

"We're going back to my apartment. And you want me to change into that uncomfortable dress. Why does that not sound logical?"

"We have to stop by a certain place first, then we'll go to your apartment later."

"But what abou—hey! Stop pushing! Aren't we going to get your file? And my stuff?"

"Later."

"Damn it, Naru, quit it with the arm-yanking! And my apartment is that way, remember?"

"Yes I remember, and we'll go there later."

"Your file—"

"New plan."

"Ugh, fine. Whereto now, oh wise narcissist?"

"We're going to get married."

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A/N: And so she slapped him and kicked him in the—

Lol, I kid. Hope I wrote this one right... I've always wanted to write a dialogue-only thingie. Thank you so much for reading! Whatchu think? :D