Bang! Bang! "What the hell is wrong with Happy?" Paige interrogated Toby as soon as she walked in, assuming he was the cause of her distress.
"I don't know, she was like that when I walked in this morning as well." Toby said in a slightly louder than needed tone of voice, "I think it's her time of the month. Like TOM is visiting. Or maybe Aunt Flow? What is that incognito name you guys always use for i-" Toby continued on in a stage whisper, stopping only when Paige hit him remarkably hard with her purse.
"Toby, stop that, do you want a mallet thrown at your head?!" Paige hissed, but it was too late. The attention of the monster had been attracted.
"Would you two stop talking about me? Piss off! I'm going upstairs! Don't follow me!" Happy threw her screwdriver at the chain-link fence and hurried past the two, who were stunned into silence, on her way upstairs.
Paige turned back to Toby, slapped him on the shoulder, waved him away, and said, "Get up there you dingbat!"
"Okay, fine, I guess, but if I die, You're paying the full cost of my funeral, and putting carnations on my grave!" Toby said, already walking up the stairs towards where Happy had gone.
"Drama king much!" Paige muttered, "And I thought I was the female here!"
-This is enjoys Quintis.-
"Toby! I can here you being an idiot! What are you doing up here?" Happy hollered from her place on the couch, not wanting to stand up.
"I came up here to keep you company! The least you could do is be grateful! I even brought chocolate!" Toby retorted, while pulling out five bars of milk chocolate. "Hey, I wasn't even making a sound!" He added, after thinking for a bit.
"You were thinking it. Did you bring Netflix?" Happy questioned, sounding slightly less explosive.
"Of course I did! Why wouldn't I? Do you think I'm an idiot?" Toby responded, "And now, we get to watch Sherlock!"
"Oooooh good! What episode are we on?"
"The Reichenbach Fall" Toby answered, sounding heartbroken that they were almost done Season Two. "It's supposed to be really good, but sad as well. Should I go get a box of tissues?"
"Nah," Happy responded, "We're big kids! We'll be fine!" With that, Toby opened Netflix on his laptop and sat down on the couch beside Happy.
Two Hours Later
Toby was currently sitting beside Happy on the couch and tissues surrounded the two. Happy had had to pause the show and blindly stagger over to the counter that the tissues were on because she was bawling and Toby was sniffling away on the other end of the couch, acting like it didn't affect her.
"Ohmygosh, I can't hold it in any longer! The feels are killing me!" Happy blubbered.
"And you called Cabe a fanboy! Sheesh!" Toby laughed, and a smile appeared on his face.
"It isn't funny! Sherlock is dead! Do you know how damaging that is to my life?! He's gone!"
"Would some chocolate help?" Toby said, his face a portrait of panic at the thought of a heartbroken female who generally takes her anger out on metal.
"No, but I want some anyway!" Happy replied taking two out of the three bars that they had left. "Hey wait a second, you love Sherlock as much as me! Why aren't you freaking out right now? You cried a little bit, but you don't seem to be suffering from the feels right about now!"
"Well... There may have been some spoilers on Tumblr?" Toby replied, but it almost came out as a question.
"I'm going to kill you for putting me through that even though you knew the truth!" Happy growled, and punctuated her threat by lunging at Toby.