What should've happened to Wendy at the pool ch.4

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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"Thanks again for letting Mermando stay with us until he contacts his family!" Exclaimed a happy Mabel as Stan ties a tank filled with water and Mermando. "No, thank you for getting me a new attraction." Said Grunkle Stan with a smile.

Suddenly they saw Dipper and Wendy leave the forest. "Hey look! It's micro-wang!" Shouts a random guy before Wendy smashes his teeth in.

Surprisingly Dipper ignores it, wearing nothing but a shirt wrapped around his waist he whistles happily to the car. "Hey guys, we good to go?" Asked Dipper enthusiastically.

"Wendy flashed you her twins huh?" Stated an impressed Stan bluntly.

"WHAT!? How- I mean, why would you think that!?" Shouted a flustered Wendy.

Stan smirked. "If you want to offer a better explanation why my nephew is smiling after flashing his practically non-existent junk to the world, I'm all ears."

Wendy sighed. "Fine, whatever. Don't judge me! H-he earned it!" Stan nods. "Yeah, I gathered that from the fact your wearing his shorts."

Suddenly Mr. Poolcheck showed up. He praised Dipper to high heaven for sacrificing his dignity to quell the riot, while berating Wendy for doing bubkiss!

Before Dipper can correct him, poolcheck then explains that due to the pool being destroyed. They'd all been laid off. He was there to give them their severance packages...well give Dipper the severance packages anyway.

"By the special powers invested in me by the semi-great city of gravity fall, I combine our severance packages together and give them to the one who I feel most deserved them! In this case Dipper!" He gives him one more salute and leaves.

Dipper frowns, he looks at Wendy. "We can split it- "It's fine, keep it." Said Wendy with a smile. "You've earned it."

Dipper smiled. "Alright then! Dinners on me!" Exclaims Dipper excitedly thrusting his arms skyward...Which of course is when his shirt decided to fall off.

Mabel vomits, Wendy suppresses a giggle, and Memando just chuckles. "I'm not going to lie to you my friend, I've seen plankton bigger then that." States Mermando flatly.

Dipper flustered. "Yeah, like your one to talk!" Mermando frowns, but then he looks down at his tail.

"Oh right, the so-called 'mermaid problem'...I get why humans come to that conclusion, but it's actually not true. You see-

"Finish that sentence and I swear I'm leaving you on the pavement! Stated a queasy Stan, already green just thinking about what he might say next...

And with that, the mystery Shack gang call it a day...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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