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For all of you that probably forgot about her, Seika Ayanokoji is that one red headed girl from the first episode. Ya know that bitchy one being mean to Haru-Senpai.

Also Alex's hair is the same as Grell's from Black Butler. And his eyes are a light purple. I would have said this in the fic, but I was to lazy. ;/;

Anyway enjoy!

Jet lag is going to be a bitch later. But not as bitchy as his sister.

His mom and dad got divorced, so their mom got him while his dad got his sister. Although he hadn't seen his sister in awhile he knows from the emails,phone calls, and holiday visits that she isn't the same from when they were younger. Their dad spoiled her to no end while their mom thought a more 'normal' upbringing was better. Alex believes his mother had a better insight on things.

As Alex exits the plane he sees a red head that is talking extremely loud about being close to too many commoners. He knows as soon as she turns around that, that is his sister. "Seika!" He says to her, but she doesn't seem to notice as she continues to turn in circles yelling about commoners and...fish. He knew his Japanese was a little rusty but...

"Seika! Calm down! What's wrong?" She turns to look at him and screams loudly probably causing multiple people to go deaf, himself included.

"You're here!" Seika yells. "Come on the limo is outside waiting!" As they exited the airport she told him that his bags should already be in the limo and that she has a lot to tell him about starting with school to their father to how she has been doing. It wasn't until they got to their father home that she finally seemed to calmed down and let him talk.

For about 10 seconds.

"I almost forgot to tell you. About what happened at the airport. Some commoner woman let their horrible child touch me. It smelled like fish and was sticky. Eck. Can you believe that?" She finished with a light laugh and a flick of her hand.

"Nope. Sure can't." Alex said with a hint of sarcasm, he knows his sister didn't catch. At least his Japanese was fine.

Seika never seemed to shut up. Alex sat at the table waiting for their father to get there. It's only been an hour since they left the airport and jet lag was kicking his ass. As he sat across from his sister he put his elbows on the table and his head in his hands.

"What do you think you are doing?!" Seika snapped with a look of disgust. "Sit up and pay attention as I speak to you! I don't know what mother taught you over in the states, but here we are of royalty and will act it."

Alex wondered what their dad had been teaching her. He was going to ask why she was being so pissy, but their dad came in with a frown on his face. He sat at the head of the table. "Alex, head up, elbows off the table." Alex did as told. "I will not be here for the next two weeks I expect the two of you not to embarrass me when I'm gone."

Seika sat up straighter, with her hands in her lap. "Of course,father. Alex and I will be perfect."

Their father looked from Seika with a smile to Alex. His small smile got smaller as he glared at Alex. "I do not expect much from you,Alex, but you most at least try to be more proper. Also you will be going to the same school as your sister. She will keep an eye on you. Do not disappoint me." He ended his little speech by getting up, kissing Seika on the forehead, glaring at Alex, and leaving through the hallway. No one spoke until the front doors closed making the whole house echo.

"He sure knows how to exit."

"Do not speak of him in that manner." Seika snapped, while getting up herself. "The maids will show you to your room. Do not draw attention to yourself. Behave, tomorrow you will be just another student." As she finished her speech, Seika glared at Alex and through the same hall their father went. She just took a turn down another hall instead of going through the front door.

"Damn she knows how to exit too! I wonder if that is passed down in the family." He heard some maids near by giggling. Alex got up and went the opposite way his father and sister went. He went through the doors and entered the kitchen. "Make sense. The dining room leads into the kitchen. With a giant ass hallway connecting everything."

As he looked around he saw a few staff. "Umm hi." He said kinda awkwardly. The staff all turned to him, stopping what they were doing, and greeted him has 'sir'. "I'm Alex. I won't be a 'sir' for another 4 years give or take a few months." They all looked uncomfortable. Alex walked a few feet in the large kitchen towards the refrigerator. As he wait to open it a maid came up to him. "W-would you like something to eat?"

"I can do it myself. Matter of fact I gotta explain some things sooo, is this all the staff?" There were 5 people in the kitchen,including himself.

"No. It's Saturday most of the staff have the day off." A black haired woman said with a comforting tone. "But there are only about 50 of us on a full day so whatever you tell us will be spread quickly. Without word to your father or sister."

Alex smiled. "Good! So as most of you probably know I was raised by my mother in the United States. Meaning I've never had a maid, I have cleaned my own, and can pretty much do things by myself. Yep." He finished bringing his hand up to run through his red hair. All the staff seemed to relax as the black haired woman from early explained what Alex meant.

"My name is Clara." The black haired woman said proudly pointing to herself. "This is Max." She pointed at a brown haired male with glasses covering his brown eyes. He seemed young maybe around his sister's age. All of them looked that way actually. "That's Natalie." Next she pointed to an very perky blonde with bright blue eyes. Natalie waved very excited. "Over there eating an sandwich, although she knows Miss Ayanokoji will fire her if she gets caught eating again, is Ket."

Ket turned around and leaned against the counter. She had long black hair and light pink eyes. "She acts like we don't need to eat. We're still human. Rich bitch. Oh, um no offence Alex."

"No problem." Alex said with a laugh. "Nice to meet you all. How old you guys? You all look extremely young."

"Max, Natalie, and I are 17." Ket said. "We're still in school, but this is a nice paying part time job."

"I'm 39. I'm the one that raised your sister. After the divorce. Before that I was just the head maid." Alex couldn't believe such a nice woman could raise a child and they end up like Seika. "Yeah we couldn't believe it either." Ket said seeming to read his thoughts. "The rich bitch was raised by an angel but still ended up like the spawn of satan."

Clara smacked Ket on the head. Alex laughed with the others then yawned. He had forgotten about his jet lag until it came back full force.

"Come I'll take you to your room." Max said. "Or did you want food first?"

"Nope! Sleep is good." Alex waved his goodbyes and followed Max.

"There you go. All your stuff should be in there."

"Thanks!" As Max left Alex went into his room.

Everything was...so classy. Everything. His bed was huge with lots of pillows. He had two windows one near his bathroom the other by an table with two single chairs. There is a T.v. in front of his bed and to the right on the wall were two dressers. At first glance he couldn't find his stuff. Til he saw his closet. His closet was next to the dressers. He went ,closing the main door, and opening the closet door. All his clothes were unpacked and hung up. All the thing that weren't clothes were still in there boxes. He walked out knowing he'll unpack the rest later and jumped on his bed, falling to sleep.

"WAKE UP!"

Alex opened his eyes seeing his sister yelling at him. "Why are you yelling? It's like..." He turned to his right to look at the clock then back to his sister on his left. He had a dull look on his face. "5 in the morning. School here doesn't start til 8:30."

"I do not yell. I am too proper for that. Anyway I will not have you embarrassing me today, so I have hired a makeup team to dress you until I deem you worthy of dressing yourself. Like me." She finished pointing at herself. Alex rolled his eyes that were also burning under the light.

"Come on in." Seika said as an dozen of people came walking the room with supplies and clothing. "I'll leave you to it." Then she left.

As she closed the door Alex looked to the team of 12 and just stared... "I'mma just go back to sleep."

"You can't we've got a job to do!" A blond male said. "Just go take shower and wake up!"

Alex knew that everything leading up to this very moment was pointless. "You know what. I am gonna get coffee and come right back." Alex got up and wait out the door. "I need to find another room.."

LE time skip to 7:00

Alex woke up and wondered from the room he found. He peeked into his own room and saw it was empty. He went in to find his uniform on his bed. He showered and got dress. Then was done in 30 or so mins.

He went to the kitchen and saw more staff then yesterday. "Umm...Is Clara here?" He asked to the closest maid he saw. "She's with your sister." Ket said turning around in a bright yellow dress, white knee highs and flats. "And before you ask we are going to the same school. Ouran Academy."

"The girls have to wear that loud ass dress?"

"Yeah sadly. But hey It's a price for going to a high end school. Anyway what do you want for breakfast cause we gotta leave at 8 to make it to school on time."

"I'll just make a sandwich."

"What kind?"

"Um...turkey probably." In a matter of seconds, well it felt that way, Alex had sandwich in hand and was being pushed towards the front doors of the house. "Thanks!" He yelled as he went through the hallway. As he got in the limo, he saw Matt, Natalie, Clara, and Seika.

"Morning." They all said. The car started to move when Seika thought it was a good idea to move next to her brother. Alex didn't sit next to her on purpose, but luck would have it his sister can move by herself.

She yelled at him the whole ride to school. Saying how she spent money on him so he could be ready and look decent. Alex though he looked fine. He had his long red hair in a simple pony tail. Actually put his tie on correctly thanks to his mom for making him learn and had his glasses on. Everything seemed easy and simple.

Alas he still got chewed out until they all got to school. When they got out of the car Alex's jaw dropped.

"It's...so...unnecessary."

"Well wasn't expecting that, but yep. This is the school you'll be going to." Max said. Putting his arm around Alex's shoulder and going into the school.