The Cotten Tail
Rating: K
Pairing: Ichiruki with a mention of Ishihime
Posted (3/12/15)
He'd thought it a good idea then. All he'd wanted to do was cheer her up.
It had been a valiant effort really. He did manage to keep her in the dark for her whole pregnancy and then some. He had done everything in his power to make sure she never got her hands on "one". Hell he'd gone to hell and back to make sure his tiny wife never gained the knowledge that such a thing existed. He made it perfectly clear to family and friends that under no circumstances were they to even so much as hint that it was a real possibility. Made sure to bribe his father with a least five baby pictures a month, let Ishida know he'd let Orihime know what her husband really thought of her cooking, promised Karin (really expensive) tickets to her favorite soccer teams game, got Yuzu to agree with promises of attending all the big family promises and so on and so on.
It really had been a valiant effort but in the end the love he had for his violent wife was just too great.
She'd been acting a bit down lately. At first he'd thought it was just the settling of all her hormones but he really did think I'd take this long for things to settle down.
He'd really freaked out when he found her clutching some cloth with a river of tears streaming down her face. Turned out Byakuya had given her the little pink blanket that had been her own once. It seemed her sister Hisana had kept it as a reminder of the little sister she had left behind. It had just served as a reminder of what would never be.
He knew what he had to do.
And so he went into the ridiculous cute pastel store and bought "it". He'd made sure to get the one that was cutest and looked the most like that damned "thing". Then he made his was back home and went straight to his sons room. Once the deed was done they made their way to their favorite midget
She was picking up toys on the living room completely unsuspecting of what her two boys where up to. He quietly snuck up on her before bending down to her to reach her ear and gently startling her with a "BOO". She quickly jumped around and he ended up with face full of stuffed animal. Once free of the offending toy he eyes fixed on his wife's face. He saw her gaze transfixed on their tiny son and he knew he'd either made the right choice after or doomed his son to a life time of embarrassing baby pictures.
Then before he knew it Rukia's arms where filled with a bunny suited baby boy.
Ok so he really didn't regret it at all(well too much.) Watching her now snuggling their boy, face lit up with that bright smile and those big violet eyes of her filled with absolute joy. Maybe he and ken could live with Rukia's bunny obsession just fine after all. He's sure kenichi wouldn't mind too much knowing how happy he'd made his mother.
Ok this was kinda rushed. I really struggled with the ending I had zero clue of where I wanted it to go. Really I just wanted to write about Ichigo cheering up Rukia by dressing their son up in a bunny suit. I may come back later and fix it or maybe not I don't know. also its like 3:41am so if their are mistakes its because of that.