From: Jennifer Shepard, Director, Naval Criminal Investigative Service

To: Daniel Covington, Deputy Director of Security, Central Intelligence Agency.

Subject: My staff are under control, thank you!

Daniel,

Hows the headache? Should I courier over some Tylenol for you?

Your email sparked my interest, so I have spoken to Special Agent McGee. He had written permission from Special Agent Gibbs to access CIA records. Legally, technically, he has done nothing wrong. Secondly, Agent McGee has advised me he has no idea what you are talking about.

The files he accessed were available for review if you know where to look. He said that even he cannot get a computer to turn its internet capabilities on, remotely. I tell you now, Agent McGee is not the best liar, and I believe him.

He did say that the files can be found under protection protocol Alpha 262-348-0007-8342-Green. How he found it is beyond me. He did explain it, in detail, but I found it very confusing. If you would like to send down the person responsible for your firewall security, I am sure Agent McGee would love to explain it to them.

Next time your colleagues threaten my agents, please make sure they have their facts correct.

With thanks,

Jen.