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America smiled. He had a brilliant idea. He was tired of looking after 50 kids. Being the father of so many kids was exhausting, especially when those kids are the states. Just last night, New Jersey and New York almost killed each other, while Texas shot one of Alaska's sled dogs, which thankfully survived, and Indiana decided to drive his racecar inside the house. It wasn't just last night either, these were daily occurrences. America needed a good long break, so he got the other countries to come over and babysit the states for a bit while he went on a vacation.

DO NOT

Let the first 13 anywhere near England. They hate him

Give Massachusetts tea. He will dump it on your head

Deny the existence of God near the Bible Belt states

Make fun of the southern states' accents

Tell Tennessee that you don't like country music

Mention the Confederacy

Make Louisiana mad. She has Voodoo

Let New Jersey and New York be in the same room

Let Texas have a gun

Mention Homosexuality near the Republican states

Talk badly about homosexuality near Vermont or Wyoming

Call Alaska Russian

Call Alaska Canadian (what is a Canadian, anyway? Alaska says it bugs her if you call her one, so don't)

Ask Alaska if she can see Russia from her house

Ask Arizona if you can jump his fence

Make fun of Rhode Island's hight

Call New Mexico Mexico

The list continued for three full pages. "How the bloody hell are we going to remember all of this?" asked England.

Prussia laughed "Kesesesese! The awesome me will write it down in my awesome diary!" Prussia shouted, making Germany sigh.

Suddenly, they heard two high pitched voices in the distance. "Stop leaching off me, Jersey!" shouted one.

"Shut your mouth, York!" screeched the other.

"Make me, ugly hag!" screeched the first voice.

"Rot in hell, bitch!" snapped the second.

China sighed. "Aiya, they are fighting like France and England. I need to distract them, aru." The Asian country went up to where the two barely clothed teenage girls were fighting. "Would you girls like to try Chinese tasty treats?" China asked them.

The girls both growled at him. "Go back to Chinatown, Commie Number 2!" The teenagers snapped at China in unison before fighting about who said it first.

A tall teenage boy came in dressed like a ranger and holding a gun. "Y'all got no need to worry. Major Blake Austin Jones will handle these wild ones. Stacy! Bianca! Stop yer fightin'! Y'all need to show our guests what good, Christian southern hospitality looks like." he said, gun pointed at the brawling female states. The girls stopped fighting and he put the gun away. "Thank y'all for not fightin'! I'm Texas, also called Blake Austin Jones." Texas said.

The girls, although not fighting, still glared at each other with hate in their eyes. They introduced themselves like Texas had. The brunette spoke first. "I'm Stacy Ann Jones, AKA New York."

The the black-haired girl introduced herself next. "Don't pay any attention to the hag from hell next to me, I'm Bianca Nicole Jones, AKA New Jersey." All of the countries sighed. This visit to America was going to be a long visit, indeed.

AN: what states do you want to meet next, please review.