Title: It's a Miracle!

Writer: Invader Johnny

Disclaimer: Victorious belongs to Dan Schneider, I own squat!

Plot: Jade and Tori are surprised when Trina finally gets a boyfriend and on top of that, one that actually LIKES her "singing" apparently love isn't blind but deaf too, no OC'S Jade/Tori and Trina/Surprise.

Author Notes: After thinking about it for some time, it's pretty clear (At least to me) that had Victorious not ended so abruptly, then Trina more than likely would've ended alone since Dan never seemed to have a definite "happy" ending for her, much less attempt to give her a "permanent" love interest like the rest of the cast, if anything he hinted that she would have had to settle for Sinjin unless someone came along and had the patience of a saint, as a result this idea was born.

Also, to make it clear, Trina is eighteen while Jade and Tori are seventeen.

So Without a further ado enjoy the fic and if you want to gimme a not so suckish review after you read, that would be nice.

I know there are people reading this and so very few review, that's kinda hurtful if you think about it.

Anyways, enjoy some Jade taunting during the course of the story.

"O.O"

"Jade?"

"You have got to be kidding me Vega"

"Sorry baby but no, I'm not"

"That thing you have the misfortune to call a sister actually managed to find someone that doesn't want to kill her?"

"Yeah"

"Someone that actually likes her?"

"Yes"

"And you believe her?

"Well... at first I didn't"

"And how pray tell do you know she isn't lying to you now?"

"Well Jade, Trina can´t exactly act very well"

"Or at all"

"JADE!"

"Oh don't get your panties in a bunch Vega" The Goth said somewhat mockingly "The only way people would find Trina's acting good, in any way is if the audience was as high as a kite"

"Ok I'll give you that, but she's still my sister and you promised you were going to try being nicer to her"

"The keyboard here is try"

"Look, the point here is that if she can't act properly then how do you expect her to lie convincingly?"

"Ok, point taken"

"What made me believe in the end was that she told me and our parents that she invited her mystery guy for dinner tomorrow night"

"So what?" The Thespian asked dismissedly "That still doesn't prove anything, for all we know she could have just bribed some random guy to pretend to be her boyfriend"

"Think it through Jade, why would she do that in the first place?"

"I don't know... Maybe to seem less pathetic?"

"Ok... You could be half-right about that" Tori admitted reluctantly "But in order to do that, Trina would have needed money and I know she doesn't have any since she spent a little too much on a pair of pants that is two sizes too small for her"

It finally clicked, after so much denial to believe it, Jade's eyes widened, "So wait… Let me get this straight, your sister invited some poor unsuspecting sap for dinner at your house and he said yes?" Jade asked incredulously. "Willingly?"

Tori nodded.

"Ok there has to be a catch here" Jade said "I'm guessing he's ugly and I mean butt-ugly, right?"

"You have met Trina right?" Tori asked incredulously.

"You have no idea how many times I wish I hadn't Vega"

"Jade" Tori said her girlfriend's name in a disapproving tone "Don't ever say that again"

"And why not?"

"You may not like my sister but remember this, if it wasn't for her I never would have gotten into Hollywood Arts and we wouldn't be together right now"

"Fine, fine" The Goth relented "I guess if I can say anything nice about Trina is that she sent me my sole reason of happiness."

"Aww I make you happy?" Tori gushed exitedly "I knew it!"

"You open that big mouth of yours of this to anyone and I will not only deny it till hell freezes over!" Jade snarled "I will bury you alive!"

"Sure you will West" The other girl said teasingly "Sure you will"

"Ugh" Jade rolled her eyes in annoyance "Going back to the subject at hand, I guess the guy your sister is seeing isn't ugly, otherwise your she wouldn't be dating him to begin with"

"Exactly"

"But that still doesn't change the fact that Trina has terrible taste in guys" Jade deadpans "Need I remind you she dated Ryder?"

"Don't you ever mention that asshole's name again!"

Tori was really incapable of hating anyone, but Ryder Daniels was the exception to the rule, she hates him more so than any other girl at Hollywood Arts ever could.

Why you ask?

Well, she painfully remembers how a few months ago Trina was so exited about getting a date with him.

So imagine their surprise and horror when the night of the supposed date, the scumbag began to hit on Tori, with her sister still in the room!

It was pretty clear that he used Trina to get closer to Tori.

He even had the audacity to tell her to break up with Jade and date him instead!

The tanned girl was both angry and disgusted to put it mildly.

Tori would never forget the look of pain in her older sister's face, her brown eyes showing two things she never wanted to see again.

Betrayal and despair.

So when it was made crystal clear who Ryder really wanted and that Trina was basically used as a means to an end, it broke her heart.

Tori would never forget what she said afterwards.

"It's always you"

She also would never forget Trina crying herself to sleep that night.

Needless to say, Tori was furious and in a moment of sisterly love opted to seek revenge on Ryder.

Long story short, she turned the tables on him and pretended to like him (much to Jade's homicidal jealousy) only to humiliate him by the time of the Moonlight Jam, singing "Begging On Your Knees" in front of the entire school.

After the show was over she walked over to him, the hate in his eyes was nothing compared to the hate in her heart, so after she punched him right on the kisser, she said with such loathing in her voice "My sister is a person, not a tool"

Afterwards Tori became a bit more protective of her older sibling.

"Sorry Tor, I forgot that pig is a sore subject for you"

"He used her Jade" The younger teen hissed hatefully "He used my sister just so he could get into my pants"

"And your worried it will happen again?"

"I'm worried Trina is setting herself up for disappointment"

"Which brings me back to my point, I am not trying to undermine your sister, Vega."

Tori gave her a pointed look.

"Ok maybe a little... Look I know how protective you are of Trina but there has to be a catch for anyone to date her... Let's see, is her date insufferable?"

"No Jade!" Tori belowed "If that was the case I would know, remember Trina isn't exactly subtle when it comes to what bugs her"

"True, ok then is her date... Inflatable?"

"Are you insane?" Tori gaped incredulously.

Oh Insane, I hadn't thought of that one" She mused "Is he insane?"

"Jade, stop it!"

I'm never gonna stop, Tori come on you know me better than that." The Thespian said with a coy smile.

"He's not inflatable, he's not nuts and he's not a jerk!"

"Imaginary!" The Goth proclaimed "My next guess was gonna be imaginary!."

"JADE!"

"Is he human?"

"Yes!"

"I got it!" Jade said "The only way he would date you sister was if he's blind!"

"No Jade!" Tori snapped, getting frustrated with her girlfriend's remarks.

"Well pardon my skepticism Vega, but I find it hard to believe it" The pale teen said "That is, unless the poor unsuspecting bastard doesn't know the true Trina and I mean the kind of pain in the ass that she can be"

"Actually, Trina said they been dating for two months now"

Jade's eyes popped out at hearing this brand new piece of information.

"She says this guy makes her feel beautiful in every sense of the word"

"Trina?... Beautiful? The Goth asked incredulously "Ok now I know something has to be wrong with this guy"

"Why is it so hard for you to believe someone could like my sister for her?"

Jade gave her a look that said "Are you serious?"

"I just heard why I said" Tori groaned "But I never seen her this happy"

"Happy?"

Tori nodded "It's like when we started dating"

"Ok Vega, for the sake of argument let's say I believe you and that your sister did manage to get a guy dumb enough to fall for her...Have you actually seen her with this boyfriend?"

"Well… No"

"Does he go to our school?"

"No, according to Trina, he recently moved to L.A. and has a gig as a teacher or something"

"What's his name?"

The tanned girl shrugged, signifying that she didn't know.

"The first time something interesting happens to Trina and you don't have any details?" Jade said in mocked shocked "Wow Vega, sister of the year right there"

"Hey!"

"Forget it" Jade said dismissedly, "Now when you meant that she asked a guy for dinner, she didn't use chloroform and a rope, right?"

"Not unless Trina wants to do some serious jail time"

"Ok, does she have any pictures of the guy?"

"I know Trina has a few"

"But have you seen them?"

"Well...No"

"Ok I'm sticking to my imaginary theory then"

"Jade I didn't come here so you can mock Trina's lousy dating record!"

"Then why come at all?"

"JADE!"

The Goth snickered playfully, even if she loves the tanned Latina to death, she still couldn't help herself when the perfect opportunity came to get under her skin, after all what kind of girlfriend would she be if she didn't give Tori a headache every now and then?

An easy one, and Jade West was not easy in any sense of the word.

The younger teenager puts her hands over her face in exasperation. "Can you please, just this once not make me question my sanity and ask myself why I love you so much?"

Jade smirked smugly "Ah so you do love me"

"Of course I do!" Tori snapped "God knows why!"

"Because you can't resist... This!" Jade says as she playfully and sensually moves both her hands over her breasts and slowly tracing them down her hips and legs.

"As if!"

"Oh?" She asked "Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure!" Tori said "If anything it's the other way around!"

Jade's smirk only widened "Ok then, if you are so sure about that then you would have no problem holding yourself from doing anything for the next five minutes"

The younger girl eyed her suspicionsly "What are you saying?"

Jade slowly walked over to her girlfriend, moving with the class of a model as she got closer and closer to the other girl.

Then as they were inches apart, Jade lowered to Tori's level, a hungry look in her eyes but instead of acting on anything, she simply made her way to her girlfriend's ear, her lips moving slowly as if she was teasing her lover.

"I'm not wearing any underwear right now" She whispered huskily.

Tori's eyes bugged out "Humina humina humina"

After that, Jade simply walked back over to her bed and sat down but not before one last taunt "Just a bit of fabric between you and me Tor, but I'm sure you can resist me for five minutes"

"You play dirty"

"That... I do"

"Your gonna have to try harder than that"

"Is that a challenge I hear?"

"What do you think?" Tori asked mockingly.

"Ok then"

without another word Jade started to undress, Tori watching in awe.

Within a few seconds the pale teen was naked as the day she was born, she simply sat on her bed staring back at her lover.

"In five minutes my clothes are back on and you lose your change to screw me"

Tori glared at her "You suck"

"But in a good way" Jade teased back.

"Nothing will happen" Tori said confidently.

"Fear not the behemoth that is my pussy" Jade said with an English accent "In dreams you peered beyond its beauty and into the cackling hell within us all."

That did it, for some reason Tori loved it when Jade went all Shakespeare on their love making, so it was no surprise that ten seconds later the tanned girl joined in the nudity.

And broke Jade's bed.

The next day it was hell for Jade, while Tori enjoyed the afternoon of laid passionate sex, she was still annoyed that she was played into it so as a sick form of revenge she forced Jade to come for dinner so she could be there when Trina introduced her family to her "new man".

Unfortunately Mr and Mrs Vega backed out at the last minute, saying they had work to do.

Tori and Trina knew it was a right down lie since their parents were never fans of the girls having an active dating life, oh they were happy about that, they just didn't wanna see it or hear it.

Holly was coming to terms with her youngest daughter being a lesbian while David was ecstatic about it, since now he didn't have to worry about Tori getting pregnant.

much to her embarrassment when he pointed it out.

Trina however was a different story, both parents were sure she was never going to get a boyfriend and were sure she was bluffing about that.

But nevertheless they asked Tori to take a picture of him, assuming the guy was real to begin with, so Mr Vega could eventually have a talk with his eldest daughter's supposed boyfriend.

he may be neglectful at times but he was still a father after all.

"Why am I here again? Jade asked irritated.

"To show Trina some family support" Tori answered "She wanted to introduce her boyfriend to the family but since my parents bailed at the last minute, it's just gonna be you and me"

"Oh I know that I, meant why the hell am I cooking?!"

"We are cooking because Trina lied to her boyfriend and said she would make a good hot meal for us all to enjoy"

"Big surprise" Jade said sarcastically "Just another talent your sister doesn't have"

"Jade!"

"Why are you arguing? She asked "You know I'm right."

"That doesn't mean I like you saying stuff like that!"

Jade sighed "Vega, you do know I'm just giving you a hard time, and for what it's worth, what Ryder did to her? It was a low blow, I didn't like it anymore than you did"

"Really?"

"Family is important to you Tor, anyone with eyes can see that and who knows maybe someday Trina might become my sister-in-law, if that happens then I'll be sure to have her back as I have yours"

"You mean it?"

"I can try"

"Then that's all I can ask for now"

"Good cause I'm not gonna do anything else"

Before Tori could say anything else, a desperate Trina came running down the stairs.

"TORI!"

"What is it now Treen?"

"What outfit do you think will look better on me?" The older teen asked tiredly, holding two different dresses, one blue with yellow stripes and the other green with red polka dots.

"Uhhh"

"You can say neither"

"Oh God... Neither!" Tori said.

"This is hopeless" Trina moaned as she sat on the couch "I been trying everything on my closet for the past five hours and nothing!"

"Maybe the trouble is that your trying to hard" Her sister said "Maybe you need to wear something that doesn't show how worried you are"

"I'm not worried" Trina denied quickly.

"Right, because someone who isn't worried wouldn't have her hair in all directions, her shirt backwards and walking around in her panties" Jade deadpans.

"What are you...?" The older Vega started to ask, until she saw that true to the dark girl's words she was a mess "Ekkk!"

Trina jumped from the couch and ran to the room as fast as her legs would allow her.

Jade groaned "Vega, you might want to help your sister finding something to wear before she has a mayor meltdown"

"But what about...?"

"I'll take care of dinner, just be the good little sister and help her out before her anxiety takes the better of her"

Tori smiled at her girlfriend "This is why I love you... When it matter you show you care"

The tanned girl gave the Thespian a peck in the cheek before going to the second floor of the house.

"Yeah... Yeah"

About an hour and a half later Trina managed to look decent thanks to an outfit she borrowed from Tori, but despite doing her make up and fixing her hair, the older girl still felt like she wanted to puke, no other guy has ever made her feel this way, if she could express how she felt then the brunette would simply say she had a bunch of Cobras inside her stomach, not butterflies, Cobras.

"What time is it?" She asked nervously.

"For the tenth time it's 8 o clock!" Jade snapped.

"He should be here by now"

"Sis, no guy is ever punctual, relax!"

"Do t tell me to relax!" She snapped "Don't ever tell a girl to relax! Don't you know that's a bad idea?!"

"Uhh"

"See? Now I'm all wanky!" Trina snapped "Ok, deep breath... Deep breath, he didn't stood me up, he'll be here I know it."

The older girl began to take in and out swallow breaths while her sister and girlfriend were looking at her like she went nuts.

"And you still believe she has a boyfriend?" Jade asked her lover.

Before anything else could be said the doorbell rang.

"Oh my man is here!" Trina said with a mixture of excitement and worry, she walked over to the door, fixing her dress one last time before asking her family "How do I look?"

"You look good Treen... Knock him death"

"Thanks" She replied back and with one last breath sumoning the courage to open the door.

As she did so, Trina saw that indeed it was her boyfriend.

"Hi" She greeted him with a smile.

Jade and Tori were surprised to say the least.

"Tori... Are you seeing this?"

"I am"

"Am I high?"

Wuahahahaha! Oh my readers, this is the end of the first chapter , ain't I a stinker? Heh heh.

Well I decided to do this fic for two reasons, one to do a bit of a contest, and two to be a bit of a sadistic writer and have you all go "Oh come on!"

Anyways here's the deal, whoever guesses who is Trina's mystery boyfriend gets a free request fic from me, BUT you can only sent me your guess by PM, I want your guesses to me private, plus I rather if you use the "review box" to leave me with constructive comments on the story.

The second chapter will be about the dinner and I will say who won the contest.

I will leave you a clue, Trina's boyfriend has appeared on Victorious but also appeared in other media made by Dan... Yeah big clue right there.

Well... happy guessing... I will post the final chapter in two weeks time, that means in March 4.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.