CHAPTER 3 - WE HAVE AN ADVANTAGE!

"May I ask... How many of you have been turned into pokemons?" Hanji asked, as she stepped out of her laboratory.

And, yes, pretty much everyone has became a pokemon. Hanji just wanted to fangirl over that situation until Levi would punch her in the face or something. Jean sounded like he wanted to kick Eren in the guts because the fox-boy was calling him a horse-face. Or a horse-body, I don't know. Some of the recognizable 'people' were Annie and Marco, who were, respectively, blaziken and vulpix (sorry, I don't have the time to describe them). Christa was a jigglypuff, Ymir was a feraligatr, Reiner and Berthold were both growlithes and even Levi's squad had been changed. They were still looking at Hanji with murderous intentions.

"All of us." Reiner said, I think was is about to punch someone in the face.

"Well, I think that wouldn't be a problem now..." Hanji smiled. "I may as well use some of you as subjects for my studies! Which of you will be the lucky person?" She squealed in excitement. Everybody took a step back, indicating that NONE of them wanted to be the (un)lucky person. "Oh, ok, I'll choose someone later, then." She waved her hand dismissively. Everybody sighed in relief (even I would if I wasn't the chosen one for Hanji's experiments).

"And what about the potion to turn us back?" Jean asked, he was probably going to have a BF (bitch fit).

"I'll create it when I have everyone's blood sample. To the lab, everyone!" Hanji ordered, pointing to her lab. Everyone shuddered, as if they were going to enter on the elevator to hell. Well, you can say that. When they passed through the door, the rest of the tests were a nightmare, specially because Hanji forced them to use that machine that tests their abilities with fighting and stuff.

"I'll never see this place with the same eyes." Whispered Connie, scared.

"I'm hungry." Complained Sasha.

"Shut the f*ck up." Levi snapped, making the trainees shut their mouths, and turning to Hanji with a dark aura. "Stop fooling around! Will you do the potion or not?" Hanji was about to answer that when one of the guards came in a rush. He seemed scared, surprised, tired and possibly confused at seeing everyone. He also had become a pokemon, apparently, one with wings (cof cof starly cof cof) but something told everyone that this wasn't why he was there.

"Titans... entering... at Trost district..." And then he fainted. Ok... weird.

"Looks like we have more work to do." Hanji said, lucky that she was able to avoid Levi's wrath for once in a lifetime. "Uh, I'll think on a way to do the potion while you all go fight titans and kill yourselves. Bye!" And then she pushed everyone though the door, locking it inside.

"That's one strange woman..." Everybody muttered (except Levi who was busy facepalming).

... On the district of Trost ...

The titans were invading the Trost district and eating the rest of the inhabitants who were forgotten there. Somehow, the formerly-breached wall that had been sealed by Eren with a boulder had been breached again! "How did they manage to move the boulder?!" Armin asked. Apparently, everyone was as shocked as he was. Levi didn't say anything and grabbed his two swords.

"Ok, brats, this is not a game, so don't fuck it up. Just go kill as many titans as you can." And with that, he 'flew' away. Somehow, his performance didn't appear to be affected by his new appendages. Armin, Mikasa and Eren decided to glue together, and the three of them went to kill the smaller titans, which were easier to fool and kill. But Armin had hit a wall, and fell to the floor. His 3DMG was broken.

"No no no no no no no no, this can't be happening." Armin panicked. Eren and Mikasa had lost sight of him, and probably they wouldn't see him get eaten. "EREN! MIKASA!" He shouted, but that just caused more problems. With all the havoc happening, no one had heard him. "DID ANYONE HEAR ME?" He asked out loud. The floor started to tremble, and a 5-meter class titan appeared. It looked down at Armin. The blonde paled. "Uh, besides you." Best statement ever. The titan grabbed Armin before he could protest. The titan put him near his mouth, but didn't open it. Not yet. The titan sniffed him, as if wanting to analyze him before eating him whole. Armin closed his eyes. "That's it, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna..." But something happened.

The titan let him go.

All Armin felt was his body hitting the floor, as he opened his eyes slowly, and looked up. The titan didn't even want to eat him, he just went to another part of the city. That couldn't be an abnormal, he's seen ones. It was a normal titan, it would've eaten him without thinking, but it sniffed him first, as if checking if he was human or not. Armin passed a hand on his head, and it ironically landed on his ears, his PIKACHU ears. Wait... "THAT'S THE ANSWER!" Armin shouted out loud, not caring about titans around.

... With Eren and Mikasa ...

Eren and Mikasa were now a duo, as Armin had mysteriously disappeared, and they couldn't check if he was alright or not. Not now. Both were confused because the titans didn't even care about them. They were just roaming around, not even caring about the whole 104th trainees squad! "They can't be abnormals. Not all of them!" Eren said.

"Then what can it be?" Mikasa asked herself, and to Eren too.

"Guys! Guys!" They heard a voice shout from behind them. It was Armin, and he looked like he had been running for hours. "The... titans... aren't... noticing.. us!" He quoted, and stopped to breath in each word. "Did you notice?"

"Yeah, that's weird." Eren said.

"I think I know why." Armin said, finally recomposing himself. "Remember when Hanji said that our DNAs were half pokemon?" Eren and Mikasa nodded. "Well, titans like to eat humans, and this means they like human DNA. As you know, they don't eat any other kind of animal but humans. Since now our DNA is mixed with pokemon DNA, which is kind-of animal DNA, they think of us as animals, and won't eat us." He finished.

"So this means that since we're half pokemon, the titans think we aren't humans?" Eren asked, a small maniac smile was forming on his lips.

"Y-yeah, that's what I think, because I was almost eaten by one but it didn't eat me, why?" Armin asked, a little suspicious. Eren's smile widened, and he narrowed his eyes. With an evil grin, he grabbed both swords and pointed to a 15-meter tall titan roaming around.

"Let's kill 'em all."

...

"Sasha, Jean." Connie called his friends. "Correct me if I'm wrong-"

"You're wrong." Jean interrupted.

"But I didn't even say anything yet!" Connie protested.

"Everything that escapes your lips count as something wrong." Jean mocked, smirking. Connie narrowed his eyes at him.

"Oooook. As I was saying... Is it just me, or those titans have no interest on us at all?" He asked. The three of them landed on the roof, and noticed the titans which didn't even bother looking up, they just passed past them. Jean frowned.

"Yeah, that's weird."

"We have an explanation for that." They all turned. Eren, Mikasa and Armin had landed on the roof. It was Eren who said that. "Hi there, horseface. Wow, so you're so similar to a horse that the titans didn't notice you? How lucky you are!" Eren mocked. Jean narrowed his eyes.

"Quit the game, Jäger. What is it that you have an explanation for that?" The blonde turned to Armin. The blue-eyed blonde started to explain his theory about the pokemon genetics and stuff. When he was finished, Sasha, Connie and horseface- ahem, Jean were bewildered. "That means we have an advantage, right?"

"Exactly what I was thinking!" Armin said, smiling.

"Oh, great, great, you found your soulmate, Jean, now let's finish those titans for once." Connie said dismissively as he flew over a titan, slashing the nape of it's neck and killing it. It fell on top of other titan, and Connie slashed it's neck too, but took double the time to kill this one. "DOUBLE KILL!" Connie shouted as he went to kill more titans. The other five people remaining looked at each other.

...Connie was weird.

Sorry that it took mah so long!

School and stuff. 7th grade isn't easy, though it'll get harder as we graduate... Thanks for the permanent mental scars, Isa :P

See ya later. Fools (Excalibur said that, not me). BTW, Ultima and Sealeous, I'm glad you are enjoying my story :D

BYE BYE.