Happy Valentine's Day, everyone, how's it goin'? It's been awhile, but I'm gonna make some more stories. I'm putting my pairings in this story. If there's any mistakes with my grammar, let me know so I can fix the best I can. Thanks.
"Hurry, Sabo, run!" Luffy shouted and ran as he failed to realise that's dragging his brother.
"I will if you would let go of me!" Sabo replied back.
Behind the brothers is a large group of women chasing after them, all looking lovestrucked like they were shot by Cupid's arrow. No, literally (and seriously), they were shot by Cupid's arrows. It just had to be Luffy to provoke the little boy.
It all started this morning when the Straw Hat Pirates docked on an island with a large town.
"Alright! Time for adventure!" exclaimed Luffy.
"Wait a minute, Luffy!" said Nami as she grabbed Luffy by the back of his cardigan.
"What?" Luffy asked.
"You don't know if there are marines on this island," said Nami.
"But I don't see any marines here," Luffy replied back.
"He's right, there's no marines or their base here," Robin said and came out of nowhere.
"Nami-swaaaan, Robin-chwaaaaan, breakfast is ready!" Sanji said in his love cook mode.
"FOOD!" exclaimed Luffy as he went to the kitchen and was kicked by Sanji.
"Oi! I told you ladies first, shitty captain!" Sanji yelled at Luffy.
After the crew entered the kitchen and ate breakfast, they went outside and did their usual activity. Luffy didn't have patience and wanted to explore the island, he was even curious about the island's town becuase they have some weird decorations like it was made for a tradition.
"Alright, I'm off," said Luffy.
"Luffy, today's your turn to watch over the ship," Nami said before Luffy could leave the ship. Disappointment was all over his face.
"Why do I have to stay on the ship?" asked Luffy.
"Because you've caused a lot of trouble on the last island we were on," answered Nami.
"So?" Luffy carelessly said.
Nami began strangling Luffy for his idiocy.
"Why do you two fight?" a little boy asked.
"Because he always cause trouble for us everyday!" Nami replied as she turned to see the little boy with wings, a bow, a bunch of arrows, and a cloth wrapped around his private area. She was stunned.
"Well that's not nice, especially for today," said the little boy.
"Oi, who are you?" Luffy asked the boy. Everyone by now have noticed him.
"My name's Cupid, what your names?" Cupid introduced himself.
"What the hell are you?" Zoro asked, he woke up from Luffy and Nami's argument.
"Amazing, he has wings on him!" exclaimed Chopper in excitement.
"Awesome, he does!" Luffy exclaimed in excitement and realisation.
"What's going on?" Franky asked.
Usopp, Sanji, Robin, and Brook came out of nowhere and saw Cupid.
"What the hell?" Sanji muttered to himself.
"This is interesting," said Robin, she read about myths before.
"Wow, a little with wings, cool!" Ussop exclaimed in excitement.
"Yohohoho! May I ask who you are?" asked Brook.
"Let me introduce myself again. I am Cupid, what are your names?" said Cupid.
Luffy answered his question and said, "My name is Luffy."
"Zoro."
"Nami."
"Usopp."
"Sanji."
"Chopper."
"Robin."
"Franky."
"Brook."
"Ah, I heard about you all, you're the notorious Straw Hat Pirates," said Cupid.
"You're SUUUUUPER correct, Cupid-bro!" Franky exclaimed in his signature pose.
Half the crew ignored him.
"So what brings you here?" Nami asked Cupid.
"Oh, that's right. I'm here on this island for Valentine's Day," said Cupid.
"Valentine's Day, what's that?" asked Luffy.
"Wait, you never heard of Valentine's Day?!" Cupid asked as he became shocked. "I guess only the people of this island knows it."
"What's special about Valentine's Day?" asked Nami.
"It's a day of romance, everyone celebrates it by asking out their secret admirer. They even give out chocolates or a stuff animal or both," Cupid said.
"Mellorine! I'm coming pretty ladies!" Sanji said in his love cook mode.
"Yohohoho! I hope the girls will give their panties!" exclaimed Brook.
"Now that's SUPER!" Franky also exclaimed.
"Tch, what a lame day," said Zoro in annoyance. "It's already bad enough that that dumbass over there is always acting like that."
Zoro was clearly talking about Sanji.
"Oi! You wanna fight, marimo?!" shouted Sanji.
"Bring it on, ero-cook!" shouted Zoro.
"Alright, fine. Gray Arrow: Neutral Shot," Cupid sighed as he shot an arrow.
While Zoro and Sanji are fighting, the arrow hit Sanji's back where his heart is located at. Everyone, except Sanji, noticed the arrow in the cook's back. They were frightened at first, but the arrow suddenly disappeared. Sanji only felt a sting in his back, but it didn't stop him from fighting.
"Don't worry, the arrow won't kill him," Cupid told everyone as they became relieved.
"What arrow?!" asked Sanji.
"Who cares about it, let's just fight, curly brow!" Zoro shouted.
"Screw you, moss head!" yelled Sanji.
Right before the two continued fighting, Nami beat the crap out of them. Both of them were angry.
"What the hell was that for, witch?!" questioned Zoro.
"Yeah, you stingy woman!" Sanji said agrily.
For a moment, Sanji and the crew were all shocked at reaction.
"Wait, Nami-san, I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say is that you're a cold, heartless witch," said Sanji.
"Oh snap!" Zoro said with a surprised smile.
One moment passed and Sanji was lying in the infirmary.
"Cupid-san, what did you do to cook-san?" asked Robin.
"The gray arrow I shot at Sanji changed his feelings and emotions. It allows him to treat people of both genders equally," Cupid explained.
"Really, no wonder cook-san was acting different toward navigator-san," Robin said as she was curious at what the arrows can do. "Is there a way, he can return to his true self?"
"Only by my arrows he can, but there are certain arrows that have a time limit."
"I'm curious about what they can do."
"Do whatever, but don't change ero-cook back, I like him better like that," said Zoro.
"He's kinda right, at least he won't bother us like that again," said Nami.
"It sounds like a cure we've been looking for," said Usopp.
"As long as it doesn't cause any side effects," Chopper replied.
Cupid decided to tell everyone what the arrows do. There are a variety of arrows he has and they all have a different type of special effect.
"This red arrow allows anyone to fall in love with the first person they see."
"Hmm," Luffy started humming.
"The black arrow allows anyone to hate the first person they see."
"Hmm," Zoro started humming.
"The pink arrow allows the person to fall in love with their soul mate, in other words, the one person they're bound to be with forever."
"Hmm," Nami and Robin started humming.
"You already know the gray arrow."
"Mhmm," everybody else started humming.
"And that's pretty much all the arrows I have," said Cupid.
"Cool, can you try it on us, too?!" asked Luffy.
"Luffy, don't ask him to do that!" said Nami.
"Too late," Cupid prepared his bow and shot an arrow at Zoro. "Pink Arrow: Eternal Love!"
The arrow was fast and Zoro didn't have enough time to evade it. The arrow hit him in the heart and disappeared. Everyone knows what the pink arrow does and want to know who's Zoro's soul mate.
"I'm leaving," Zoro left the ship and headed to town.
"The pink arrow's special effect allows the person sense the presence of their soul mate, whether they're near or far away," Cupid explained.
"I hope that fixes his sense of direction," said Nami. Everybody else agreed with Nami.
"Red Arrow: First Love."
Cupid shot a red arrow at Luffy. The red arrow disappeared and the first person Luffy saw was Nami. Nami was kinda nervous of how Luffy will react. The navigator just couldn't help but blush uncontrollably.
"Nami, your face is red. Are you sick again?" Luffy said as Nami felt a little pain in her heart. "Oi, Chopper, can you heal Nami's sickness?"
"Idiot!" Nami punched the crap out of Luffy, but with more pain than before.
"Eh, scary!" cried Chopper.
"Oi, Stupid, it didn't work," said Luffy.
"It's Cupid and that should've worked," Cupid was shocked that one of his arrows didn't work on Luffy.
"Whatever, I'm going exploring, see ya!" Luffy said as he left the ship.
Cupid felt sad his arrow didn't work. "This never happened before."
"Ah, excuse me, Cupid-san. What is this white arrow?" Brook asked.
"That's a 'perverted' type of arrow," Cupid said as he started explaining about it.
"Pervert?" questioned Franky.
"Yep, whoever gets shot by it will want to do 'you-know-what' with the first person they see."
"Would you demonstrate for us, Cupid-san?" asked Brook.
"Sure," Cupid answered as he prepared the arrow before he realised it was a forbidden arrow. "Oh my gosh, I'm not allowed to use this arrow!"
"Then why did you bring it with you?!" said some of the crew.
Before Cupid could put up the arrow, his fingers slipped and shot the arrow into the sky. The arrow was lost in the sky and there was no way for anyone to look for it.
"Aaahhh! I'm heading inside!" exclaimed Usopp as he and Chopper did what he said.
"Everybody, get out of the way!" Nami ordered everyone else.
Everyone hid for a few moments before coming out of hiding.
"Oi! Is everybody okay?" asked Franky.
"Of course, everyone's alright," Robin replied. "But...I feel like something's missing."
Franky curiously asked, "What's missing?"
"This, Diez Fleur!" Robin sprouted ten hands to grab the cyborg and bring him down and kissed him.
Franky was shocked and surprise by Robin's action. The cyborg immediately broke away from the kiss with a flushed face.
"Oi! Nico Robin, what was that for?" asked Franky.
Robin chuckled and said, "No reason, I just wanted to have fun." As Robin finished her sentence, she summoned many hands on the ground and took Franky by surprise, leading him to the girls' cabin. "No peaking, everyone," the archeologist said before entering her room and closing the door.
"I think she was shot by the white arrow," said Cupid.
"Well fix it, I don't want Robin hurt when she comes back to her senses!" said Nami.
"I wish I could, but the white arrow can't cancelled out by the arrows, Robin will return to normal after a certain amount of time," Cupid explained. "Well, I'm leaving."
"Where are you going?!" shouted Nami.
"I'm going to shoot Luffy with my arrows, I won't give up until he falls in love with someone!" Cupid and flew to town.
"Dammit!" said Nami, she could feel her heart hurting but she chose to ignore it.
At the same time, Franky busted through the door to the womens' cabin, having kisses with lipstick all over his face and a disheveled shirt. The cyborg jumped off the Thousand Sunny and ran as far away as possible. Next came the archeologist, fixing her disheveled clothes as exited the womens' cabin.
"Oh dear, this will be more complicated than I thought," said Robin as she left the ship to chase down the cyborg.
"I'm officially creeped out on what's going on between them," said Usopp.
"I don't understand what you mean," Chopper responded.
"I'll tell you when you're older," Usopp replied.
"That doesn't matter right now, let's hurry and get everyone back on the ship," said Nami. "Usopp, Chopper, come with me, and Brook, stay here and watch over the Thousand Sunny."
"But, I want to see the ladies' panties," Brook responded.
Nami is having a rough day, in a weird way, and she just wants everything to return to normal...or most of it anyway. Nami, Usopp and Chopper left the ship and split up to get the others faster than being in one group.
Meanwhile, Luffy is wondering around the town for awhile now. He had asked a few citizens about Valentine's Day. Luffy really wasn't that interested in love, but who knows of he truly has feelings or anything. After seeing several candy stores, Luffy was sad because he didn't have money with him to buy chocolates. Then Luffy regained his smile and decided to head back to the ship and ask Nami for money.
"Oi, Luffy!" a stranger called out to Mugiwara who sounded familiar.
As Luffy heard the man's voice, he can tell who he is. Luffy turned around and saw his brother, Sabo.
"Sabo!" Luffy shouted.
"Luffy," said Sabo.
They both ran toward each other and punched their face. Some people found it weird and ignored it.
"Shishishi! I haven't seen you since Dressroba!" Luffy exclaimed excitedly.
"Dressrosa," Sabo corrected his little brother. "So what brings you here?"
Luffy says, "My crew and I were looking for a nearby island to explore and get some stuff we need. So what are you doing here?"
Sabo checked his surroundings for enemy. Once things are okay, Sabo said, "I'm with some of the Revolutionary members and we decided to stop here and take a break before he head back."
"Head back where?" asked Luffy.
"I don't think I should tell you, yet," answered Sabo.
"Awww, why not?" Luffy pouted.
"I just don't think it's safe to tell you yet, unless Dragon says so."
"Oh, you mean Dad."
"Yep."
"Well...that sucks."
"Yeah... By the way, I saw Pirate Hunter Zoro earlier, he seems kinda different from the last we met."
"What happened?"
"I don't know, he was in a hurry. I saw him carrying flowers and a box of chocolates, does he like someone?"
Luffy took a few seconds to think before getting a headache.
"Nope," Luffy simply answered.
"There you are!" Cupid said from the sky as he spotted Luffy with Sabo.
"Woah, did that boy eat a Devil Fruit?" Sabo asked Luffy.
"Of course not and I don't want to explain what I am either," Cupid answered Sabo question.
"What are you doing here?" Luffy asked a question this time.
"I'm not accepting failure from earlier, that's why I'm gonna shoot another arrow at you. Red Arrow: First Love!" Cupid drew out a red arrow from his quiver and shot it at Luffy's heart.
"Don't worry, Sabo, it won't kill me," Luffy said as the arrow hit his chest.
"Luffy!" Sabo shouted with worry.
"What?" Luffy asked while picking his nose and the arrow disappeared.
"You're still alive?!" questioned Sabo.
"Of course, I told you it won't kill me," Luffy replied back.
There are women in Luffy's sight and he hasn't shown any reaction to them.
"Why isn't it working?" Cupid said to himself.
Sabo asked, "Uh, what was that suppose to do?"
"Luffy was suppose to fall in love with the first woman in sight," Cupid answered.
Sabo started laughing and said, "The only thing Luffy's in love with are meat and his dream."
"I hate to do this but you leave me no choice," Cupid felt anger this time and took out several red arrows.
"By the way, what's his name?" Sabo asked Luffy.
"Stupid, Carpet, Coupon, I really don't know," Luffy answered Sabo's question.
"It's Cupid! Multi-Arrow Shot, First Love!" Cupid said as he shot several of red arrows at all the nearby women.
The girls turned around to see who shot them, but they only saw Luffy and Sabo first before they'll notice Cupid. The effects of the arrows kick in and immediately started running toward Luffy and Sabo.
"Uh oh, this doesn't look good," said Sabo.
"Kyaaaah! Those boys look cute!" one of the lovestruck girls said.
"Get them!" said another lovestruck girls.
"What the hell?!" said pretty much all the guys that were asking those girls out.
Something in both Luffy and Sabo's minds to get the heck out of there. Without thinking of anything else, Sabo was immediately grabbed by the collar and dragged by Luffy. And that is how everything happened.
TO BE CONTINUED
Thanks for reading, part 2 is next.