SevenKings with a new fic on the site. This one is dedicated to my good buddy all about party and crazy. We had some minor disagreements on how to make the fic so we decided to split and do our own while helping each other if we got stuck on Author's Block.


There's also a preview for a planned fic which will be dedicated to Monty Oum at the end. For those who don't know, Monty Oum was the creator of RWBY and lead animator for Red Vs Blue Season 8-10.

The man died on February 1,2015 and will be missed greatly by many people such as friends,family,coworkers,and fans.

Rest in peace


Chapter 1: All over again

You probably know the story of Gordric's Hollow on July 31st by now. How Voldemort the Dark Lord entered the home of James and Lily Potter and killed them but in return was killed by the Potter infant, Harry James Potter. If you don't know, it doesn't matter; if you do, throw that story right out the window. If you don't want to listen, too bad I'm telling it anyway.

July 31,1981 Cottage in Gordric's Hollow

"JAMES HENRY POTTER, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!" Lilly Evans Potter screamed as she tightened her grip on James's wrist.

"Honey, I know you're in pain..." James managed to speak out before the grip tighten again and he squeaked in the middle of his sentence.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HALF THE PAIN I'M GOING THROUGH!" Lilly roared as she glared at her husband.

You see, both James and Lily were dating at fifteen, engaged at seventeen and married at twenty-one. The two of them desperately wanted children to call their own but both of them were in the Order of the Phoenix, a vigilante group founded by Albus Dumbledore created for the sole purpose of 'The Greater Good'. That 'Good' right now being a guerrilla warfare against Voldemort or He-Who-Must-Be-Named as the British Wizarding World now called him.

Anyways, the married couple were 'having fun' on their downtime when they were twenty-two but due to the heated passions during the moment, they had forgotten to take safety measures leading to what's happening right now.

Back to that night, as the child finally left Lily's body. The midwife who was hired to be there had cut the umbilical cord of the child and lightly tapped the child having the newborn cry a little.

"A good set of lungs on this one, Mr. And Mrs. Potter." The midwife grabbed a blanket to wrapped the newborn.

James let out a sigh,"Hear that, Lily. It's our baby and he's going to be healthy."

Lily,still in her mood swing, glared at her husband once more with an intensity of a laser beam,"Who do you mean,he? It's obvious our child's a gir... Ahhhhh!" Lily once again screeched in pain as she began to crush James's hands again.

"What's wrong, Lily?" James managed to ask as he began to lose feeling in his hand. It was a good thing he offered his non-dominant hand to Lily. He was so going to lose all feeling in that hand for the foreseeable future.

The midwife had handed over the newborn child over to her assistant and quickly diagnosed what is happening," , another child is on the way."

"JAMES,YOU HAD TO KNOCK ME UP TWICE! I'LL KILL YOU!" Lily screamed.

James had a worried expression on his face as he turned his attention over to the midwife, "Please hurry, I don't think I can take much more of this."

Moments had passed and the second child had had now finally entered this world,much to the relief of James who was sure his hand was amputated. Lily on the other hand was tired but had anticipated look on her face.

Realizing what that look meant as she had seen on other women who just became mothers, the midwife brought both newborns over to Lily. It turns out that they were both right; a girl and boy were born on this day.

The eldest was a girl with Lily's red hair but with James's hazel eyes while it was vice versa for the second child who was a boy. Both James and Lily took a few moments to look at the children with loving gaze.

"I never expected to have two children but at least we can use the two names we had prepared, can't we Lily?" James said with an expectant look on his eyes. He was still wary of the mood swings that Lily may still have.

Lily smiled as she looked at her the eldest child,"Harlequin Lily Potter," Lily turned her head to her other child,"Harry James Potter," she then hugged them both gently,"My children."

The moment was ruined however when a bright green flash and the words,"Avada Kedavra." Both James and Lily whipped their attention over to the direction of the door that leads to the room.

On the floor were the midwife and assistant with dull eyes still open. Standing over them was a man more serpentine with his slitted eyes and nostrils. The man was wearing a dark cloak with a hand carrying a stick. The adult Potters knew who this man was;this was Lord Voldemort.

"James, you have truly fallen. I believe you can still be saved even if you married the mudblood but to have to fallen for her potion-filled lies to even have children with her."

James,thankful his dominant hand was crushed whipped out his wand from his sleeve and pointed it at Voldemort."I don't know what you're talking about but I won't let you hurt my family scum."

"Very well, I supposed it's a blessing if I kill you if it means the potions doesn't work." Voldemort flicked his wand and a green light appeared as he shouted the words the same words once more. "Avada Kedavra!"

James was still in the process of a hex spell when a bolt of green light had hit him in the chest. When the bright green light had faded, James was on the floor face-down with his eyes still in a determined expression.

Voldemort looked at James's fallen body with a disappointed expression. "Shame, another pure-blood dead." The serpentine man then turned his gaze over to Lily and the children,"Lucky for you mudblood. I wasted enough time already, give me the children and I'll spare your life today."

"Never!" Lily spatted out.

"So be it." Voldemort once again again waved his wand as he perform the Killing Curse once again for all three. It would be the last time he would perform a spell for the next seventeen years or so.

(Albus Dumbledore)

Albus Dumbledore and a small group of Phoenix core members made of Hagrid, McGonagall and Remus Lupin. The group had reached the front of the cottage in which the Potters were hiding.

"Shit, this is a mess." Remus stated as the took in the warzone that happened on the front porch. Countless bodies from both sides just littered all over the floor; there was even a Death Eater hanging from the roof with his own instestines.

"Remus! Stop swearing, as an adult you must set an example for the younger generations." McGonagall scolded Remus.

"Please stop, we don't know if there any of the Death Eaters still around." Hagrid told them both.

Remembering their objective, both wizard and witch stopped their bickering as they tiptoed over the dead corpses. As they entered the cottage, the group had split up inside to cover more ground. It wasn't until Remus screamed out,"Found them!" with a pair of voices crying.

As the rest of the group went over to the Master Bedroom, the first thing they saw were the dead bodies of both the mid-wife, assistant and James Potter himself. Both Hagrid and Mcgonagall remember the man when he was a child. It was hard for the two teacher/groundskeeper to see someone who they had became friends with during James's time in Hogwarts. However Dumbledore didn't seem to be affected that much; they also saw the dead body of Voldemort who appeared to have been hit with the Killing Curse

The group finally then had their sights on the bed with Remus near it. Lily Potter was on the bed appearing to be dead while the two newborn infants are crying due to the yell that Remus had made earlier. Both Hagrid and McGonagall took one of the children and trying to sooth them. Dumbledore on the other was a little fidgety, "Which one has the mark?" He asked.

"You're still on that, Dumbledore?" Remus angrily asked.

"We need the Child to truly defeat Riddle." Dumble stated as he popped a Lemon Drop into his mouth.

"Why? He's dead, if he wasn't he would be on the floor right now." Hagrid angrily pointed at the dead body of Voldemort.

"Trust me Hagrid, Riddle isn't dead yet. Trust me when I say that Riddle will be back and we need the Child." Dumbledore said.

All three didn't want to believe but they had complete trust in the man. Remus was the the one who found the mark on the girl who had it on the front of her. "Now what?" Remus asked.

Dumbledore now ordered, "First, we need to bring the Child, does she even have a name?" Hagrid searched over the midwife's stuff and found the birth certificate which also proved that Harlequin is also the Child since her birthdate and time was July 31st at 11:59:59 while Harry was August 1st at 00:01:23.

"Allright then, Harlequin will be stationed at her muggle uncle's house..." Remus intrerupted with, "Why? I heard that man hated wizards."

"If you let me explain Remus," Remus then raised his as if to say'By all means,' "The way the children was saved was by the anicent magic performed by their parents which protected them. Now then, the magic will only continued to work to protect them if only they are near relatives..."

"Which happened to only be that muggle family?" Hagrid finished Dumbledore. The three didn't like it but Dumbledore was the man when it came to knowledge on obscure magic like this.

"Yes but since Harry isn't the Child so why don't we have him put in a orphanage where we can keep an eye on him?"

Remus shook his head, "No way, I can barely stand for allowing the children to be even near them but you want one to be in a orphanage."

McGonagall had to agree with Remus on this one, "This has to be another way."

Dumbledore shook his head, "We need to keep the two children apart in case of other Death Eaters decides to take revenge."

The three look at one another before agreeing to the plan. After all, Dumbledore has always been a good man.


Dear Albus Dumbledore

Harry James Potter's fifth birthday has finally passed as of this moment. However, the lad seems to be strange. He prefers to call himself Naruto, wears orange clothing and has done multiple pranks on other children and adults within and without the orphanage area. We have confirmed and which we had not. How does a five old get a can of orange spray paint that doesn't come off with either water or magic and paint a strange leaf and whirlpool symbol on the front door?

Another thing, the lad seems to prefer physical activity. We cannot get him to stay still; if one of us doesn't keep an eye, he will disappear from our sight for days on end. It seems that he loves to explore the world which is strange since children usually prefer areas that they truly know. If anything else happens, I'll be sure to contact you by Owl.

Jason Bright

Order of Phoenix


Done, truth be told. I had a little problem writing the middle part with Dumbledore's group making it realistic but as Hermione once said, "Wizards don't have an ounce of logic."

I find this to be true; got a headache, use magic; have to amputate, use magic; in the throes of divorce, use a love potion to ensnare your spouse.

I'm also sure Hagrid was a bit OOC but I wanted to portray him as a man who can be serious when the situation calls for it yet can be a simpleton when it comes to magic and relies on Dumbledore for that department seeing he was expelled from Hogwarts. (A stupid name, really. Who names their school after warts from Hogs (another name for a pig))

Now enjoy a preview of 'The Hunting Gunslinger'. A Borderlands X RWBY crossover which we really need more of.

In the Highlands of Pandora, a lone man was walking down a beaten path. The man was wearing a white half mask with black markings that covered his face and a scarf that covered the lower half. He was also wearing a brown duster with steel-toed combat boots and two pistol holsters on his hip and under his arms.

The man had reached his destination which was a hidden cave. Inside it was a statue of a woman with her hair combed to her left side and the right side of her head was shaven. Wings were on the woman's back and spiral tattoos covered her right arm.

The man took off his mask and scarf to show the man was young; about seventeen or so and his face was covered with burn scars. He placed the headgear in front of the statue before he kneel down in front of it.

A few minutes passed before the man spoke,"Hey Angel, sorry I haven't been around lately. Been busy keeping the bandits and psychos from messing things up." He sighed and lowered his head, "Ever since Jack's death, we seemed to be drifting off. Axton' usually hangs out with Raiders drinking in the praise, Maya's with Lilith trying to find information on Sirens, Salvador's with Zer0 taking any jobs that seems challenging to them and just by themselves, Gaige's hanging out with Scooter trying to find a way to find a way to add Elemental weaponry onto the cars,Brick's been expanding Slab territory, Mordecai's been on the hunt against the remnants of Hyperion on the planet, and Kreig's catching up on lost time with Tiny Tina."

The man looked up at the Angel statue,"With the Vault found and opened, I don't know what to do anymore. The bandits and creatures are no challenge, my friends are busy. What do I do?"

"You can die,Bandit."

Electricity shot out from all directions shocking the man who then fell to the floor. Footsteps could heard as the man had enough strength left in his body to lift his head. He could see a brown hair man with windswept hair and a mask in the same shade of skin tone. The 'Bandit' was shocked because the man in his sights was no other than Handsome Jack.

"Have a nice nap, it's more than you deserve." Jack said as he stomped on the 'Bandit's' head forcing the 'Bandit' to see only darkness.