Interview with a reaper
By Ranie
(( I no own GnE plz RnR Ii won Crash tho))
Grim looks around confused he has found himself on a purple and blue stage with really low budget curtains and lighting. He's sitting on a black chair that looks like it came from Nergals living room.
Grim: what de hell?
A small blue two tailed fox is sitting in the chair opposite him wearing nothing but shoes and a black bandanna.
Crash: Tonight folks we have the grim reaper!
Audience: *Cough. Sniff*
Tumbleweed rolls by and smacks Grim in the face.
Grim: *pulls weed off his face while mumbling*
Crash: Any way. Welcome Grim you are on my chat show where you'll be asked questions! How does that sound?
Grim: *glare* I hate you
Crash: That's the sprit!
Grim: well get on wid it!
Crash: ok Question1: when did you start your job as the reaper?
Grim: ah that's an easy one. I started when I was 16 I remember when dad gave me ma scythe oh how I had fun. Of course it wasn't much fun after I got kicked out of collage for chopping the head masters head off.
Crash: *half asleep* huh wha? Oh that was FASCINATING!
Audience: *playing on gameboys that the show provided*
Crash: NEXT Question!
Grim: well get on wid it you insufferable two tailed thing!
Crash: *holds back a tear* ok Q2 do you have any feelings for Mandy?
Grim: *left eye twitches* I can't stand her let alone want to date her! And what you take me for? A child molester? Crash: *blush* Ye... Er No
Grim: I really hate you!
Crash: pfff you love me really!
Grim: Like a hole in me head
Crash: well next question! Have you got a love life?
Grim: *sniffles* what I do in me spare time is nuttin' to do wid you!
Crash: ok why do you where a dress??
Grim: *stands up and pouts* IT'S NOT A DRESS!!!
Crash: pff sure it is!
Grim: oh and this is coming from a fox that walks around NAKED?
Crash: *covers himself up with a towel* YOU LOOKED!!
Grim: Can I go now??
Crash: yes but you HAVE to come again some time!!
Grim: *grumbles and leaves*
Crash: that's all for this time!! Next time I interview Evil so join me next time!
~~~ MORE SOON~~
By Ranie
(( I no own GnE plz RnR Ii won Crash tho))
Grim looks around confused he has found himself on a purple and blue stage with really low budget curtains and lighting. He's sitting on a black chair that looks like it came from Nergals living room.
Grim: what de hell?
A small blue two tailed fox is sitting in the chair opposite him wearing nothing but shoes and a black bandanna.
Crash: Tonight folks we have the grim reaper!
Audience: *Cough. Sniff*
Tumbleweed rolls by and smacks Grim in the face.
Grim: *pulls weed off his face while mumbling*
Crash: Any way. Welcome Grim you are on my chat show where you'll be asked questions! How does that sound?
Grim: *glare* I hate you
Crash: That's the sprit!
Grim: well get on wid it!
Crash: ok Question1: when did you start your job as the reaper?
Grim: ah that's an easy one. I started when I was 16 I remember when dad gave me ma scythe oh how I had fun. Of course it wasn't much fun after I got kicked out of collage for chopping the head masters head off.
Crash: *half asleep* huh wha? Oh that was FASCINATING!
Audience: *playing on gameboys that the show provided*
Crash: NEXT Question!
Grim: well get on wid it you insufferable two tailed thing!
Crash: *holds back a tear* ok Q2 do you have any feelings for Mandy?
Grim: *left eye twitches* I can't stand her let alone want to date her! And what you take me for? A child molester? Crash: *blush* Ye... Er No
Grim: I really hate you!
Crash: pfff you love me really!
Grim: Like a hole in me head
Crash: well next question! Have you got a love life?
Grim: *sniffles* what I do in me spare time is nuttin' to do wid you!
Crash: ok why do you where a dress??
Grim: *stands up and pouts* IT'S NOT A DRESS!!!
Crash: pff sure it is!
Grim: oh and this is coming from a fox that walks around NAKED?
Crash: *covers himself up with a towel* YOU LOOKED!!
Grim: Can I go now??
Crash: yes but you HAVE to come again some time!!
Grim: *grumbles and leaves*
Crash: that's all for this time!! Next time I interview Evil so join me next time!
~~~ MORE SOON~~