The How To Train Your Dragon book series and all its contents belong to Cressida Cowell. The How To Train Your Dragon movie and animated series and all of its contents belong to DreamwWorks Studios. I claim no ownership over anything in this fanfic. Be merciful.

Well, this fanfic is gonna take elements from the books, movies, and animated series. Hope ya like it, constructional criticism appreciated and welcomed.

It was a rather normal archipelago day. The sun was dimmed by the clouds, the winds were blowing just enough to feel, and the people were as rowdy and loud as ever.

"I ain't agreeing to thos terms Bertha why can't ya get that through yer thick skull woman."

"Well I'm not budging no matter what ya say Stoick."

"Wouldm't ya at least be reasonable."

"Fine, maybe we'll change it to every few months instead."

"Finally some sense from ya, mad woman. Let's go Hiccup. Hiccup?"

"Camicazi? Where'd ya go ya devious little girl?"

"The three o' 'em, Thuggory included, walked out hours ago. Got bored listenin to the argument about who gets to keep the prized yak furs of the ancient archipelago hunters and for how long."

"Never a quiet moment wit dat boy/girl." Chief Stoick and Chief Big-Boobied Bertha glared with disadin at each other. Both irritated at the similarity of their last statement.

"I'm thinkin you two want ta go out an look for dem don't ya."

"Well maybe they can stay out for a while more Mogadon."

"Oh look, something we can agree on for once eh Stoick."

"Cami, Hiccup, I dun tink we should be out this far."

"Oh be quiet ya whiny boy, why do boys always whine. Wah wah wah, thats you a lot Thuggory"

"Come on thug, its jus a little more to the pond. We can get fishies maybe."

"Oh fine, but we have to go back soon, maybe they stopped arguing."

"Oh please, me mum an Hiccup's dad always yell for hours about those itchy furs."

"HEY, a dragon."

"WHAT where? Oh no l-l-lets go back you s-s-scaredy boys I know you'll c-c-cry at the sight o a d-d-dragon."

As the children talked amongst themselves they stopped paying attention to the dragon. It was a not yet full grown Monstrous Nightmare and it was now approaching them, cautiously but menacingly. It kept its head low to the ground baring its fangs having them shine in the dim north sun. its wings were spread out and arching out to the sides making it seem even bigger than it already was. The dragon was now right next to the children and they slowly stopped making any noise and turned their heads to the creature ready to devour them.

"Die you beast."

"Let it live so we can make it suffer."

"Oh you think you can mess with daughter o the Bog Burglars."

Not a second passed from the children hearing the protective roars of their parents and the dragon being pinned hopelessly to the ground. Fists and kicks smashed one after the other into the dragon's gut and limbs. Large, storng hands gripping the dragon's wings made trying to fly even an inch impossible. Quick enough the three chiefs were able to drive the dragon into unconsciousness and bind it with rope they carried around.

"What do you think you three were doing?" The children's parents were furious. You could tell from the serious tone, loud volume and very red faces. A Viking child is already tiny standing next to their mom or dad and now Hiccup, Camicazi and Thuggory felt like they could be invisible to the naked eye from how small they felt.

"We just wanted to go splorin." Camicazi whimpered out.

"We didn't think a dragon was gonna find us." Hiccup muttered.

"I told them I wanted to go back and they didn't listen." Thuggory blubbered.

"Well you coulda tried to stop us boy." Camicazi yelled.

"Ye are in no position to be yelling at the boy are ya now camicazi." Camicazi winced at the sound of her mother yelling at her again.

"You should be grateful the guards saw the direction you headed off. You'd be in the beasts stomach if we had been even a second late."

"Whaddya mean the guard saw us. I'm the best escaper in the Bog Burglars."

"Oh be quiet will ya already Camicazi this isn right the time to be trying to boast is it now?"

"Sorry ma'am."

"Alright then I thinks that's been about enough yelling at 'em don't you two think so?"

"Well maybe you're right/I suppose so Stoick, I suppose men have good thoughts every so often too."

"Argh what is with ya mad woman, can't ye be easy to get along with for once ya banshee."

"Oh banshee am I? Wel…."

"Come along children something tells me they're gonna be 'ere for a while."

"Ok sir"

The few minutes the children spent walking back with Chief Mogadon will probably be the most tense and unforgettable for a very long time. Absolutely no words were exchanged between any of them and the only sounds that could be heard were the continuous thumps of the dragon body occasionally made. Every so often each of the kids would look back at the body to see what the body got dragged over only to fall a few inches and make that reasonably loud thump. Mogadon eventually caught each of them sneaking glances and figured it was only reasonable for them to keep looking at the dragon. The damn beast had almost eaten them a little over ten minutes ago. As they start arriving at the camping site they can also hear two loud, brash, thundering voices begin to approach from behind them.

"Argh you daft she-demon you cant go back on the terms now we already agreed in front o all the other chiefs. Are ya so low ta go back on yer word annoying woman?"

"Ooh I'll make the terms what I damn please you buffon of a big dumb beast man. Any o the other chiefs want to start something it'll be the whole o the Bog Burglars they hafta deal with."

"Ah there they are, getting along as great as always." Chief mogadon says tiredly.

"Mogadon there ye are. Coulda said ya were gonna head back with the kids before us, damn near lost me head thinkin the boy had run off again. Hiccup go on the boat we can 'ead 'ome now, the agreements have been made and theres not much reason to stay on this island with the enraging boar woman.

"Camicazi we're leaving now, seems that only women can have reasonable talks in this here archipelago. See ya in a few years Stoick, been a real pleasure seein ya again."

"Aye same to ya Bertha, keep that girl safe ya 'ear."

"Of of course."

"You two are just mad some times you know, Thuggory we're headed back too, say goodbye and get on the boat. Quick son."

"Alright son, looks like the Archipelago Union of the Chiefs is done for now. What ya say we 'ead 'home now?"

"Ok daddy."

"OW. What hit me in the head?"

"Hey Useless, Chiefs been lookin for ya.

Wish I coulda finished that dream at least. Well, might as well see what dad wants.