AN: I lied-I'm going to embarrass America just a little bit more.

This is shameless self-indulgent sexy fluff because I love my OTP—UKUS this time…because I love UKUS when Arthur gets all bossy and because it is a 'series of unfortunate outfits' so America needed one more to round out the embarrassing moments. UKUS sexy times ahead—be warned! Boys' Love/Yaoi/Cross-dressing/Role-Playing/Costumes (I don't own anything but the story kids) NOT GRAPHIC-Mostly kissing, etc.

Epilogue: Racy Regalia (One More Outfit)

"Can you come upstairs love?" Arthur called.

America made his way up to their bedroom—it was truly theirs now. The two nations had been dating for over a year, and based on the decades that they had been in love with each other, America knew that this was a love that was going to last until the end of time. Which was a good thing, since they were immortal and all that.

A month after one of the worst twenty-four hours of America's modern existence, followed by a week of constant cuddling, kissing and most importantly sex, America had insisted that they 'cohabitate'—as best as nations could. He and England had opened their homes to the other, and allowed for each man to make changes so that they both felt completely comfortable in the other's house. England bought a coffee maker for his kitchen and America bought a swinging bench for his newly landscaped garden.

The two men stayed with one another as often as their schedules and duties as nations allowed—which wasn't anywhere near enough in either man's opinion. But their 'special relationship' was stronger than ever, and both countries knew that the sex was the hottest that they had ever experienced. America had always been told that it was better when you loved someone and now he knew that France had been right—sex with England was amazing. The love really did make a difference. He had never felt more connected to another in his entire existence.

Reaching the bedroom door, America smiled as he saw his lover lounging on their king size bed, wearing a black silk robe and smiling naughtily at him. "Hey," he licked his lips and walked over toward England. Arthur was smiling at him in an incredibly predatory way. "What's up Artie?"

"I think I have an idea of what I'd like for my birthday," the Englishman grinned. America made a small noise that sounded somewhat like laughter. His boyfriend's sadistic smile was unnerving him a little.

"What's that?" Alfred wondered if he should even ask.

England smirked and pointed toward a gift bag that had been placed on the bed. "Let's play dress up," the island nation purred, waving his hand at the bag.

America relaxed a little. Dressing up and role-playing was easy. He could handle that—it was a common occurrence in their bedroom.

"I will wear anything you want babe," confidence restored, the American sauntered over toward the bed. "It's your birthday after all."

Smiling he picked up the bag and stuck his hand inside, digging around through the tissue paper. His hand clamped around something cold and metallic. Pulling out the contents, America's face dropped as he realized that the bag contained one of the most iconic film costumes of all time. No. Freaking. Way.

England smiled evilly. "I thought it would look gorgeous on you."

"It would look better on you babe," Alfred tried to laugh casually. "You're the one with the amazing legs."

"Yes," Arthur agreed. "But I want to see you in it."

America looked down at the metal Slave Leia bikini in his hands and grimaced. "Seriously?" he asked, hoping to get out of his promise.

"Put it on," Arthur stood up and pulled his robe off to reveal a stunningly accurate Han Solo vest and tight pants combo. The leggings even had the Corellian Stripe running down the side.

"Woah," Alfred breathed. "You look so hot!"

"Yes, I know," Arthur smirked, completely in character. He slid up to Alfred's side and gave the younger man a sharp slap on the behind. "Run along and change Leia."

Alfred placed a quick kiss onto England's lips and said "I know I said I wanted to do 'Star Wars,' but I always kinda thought I'd be Han."

"You're adorable," England guided the taller blonde toward the bathroom. "But let's be honest darling, I'm the one with actual smuggling experience."

Behind the half-way closed bathroom door, America snorted as he slipped into the metal bikini—of course his boyfriend would bring up the 'Pirate' part of his resume in order to get the part he wanted. "Okay, babe," Alfred consented. "But next time—I'm Han!"

"Of course love," Arthur agreed.

"Good," America said. "Cause I wanna see you in this—your legs would look so freaking amazing."

"I know," England chuckled. "I have fantastic legs—you never let me forget. But right now, I want to see you."

The bathroom door slowly swung open to reveal American decked out from head to toe in the green and gold metallic fantasy. Arthur's breath caught. America made him sit through the original Star Wars Trilogy at least once a month and after the third viewing England had decided that he definitely needed to see Alfred in the iconic bikini. It was everything he had ever dreamed of.

Sliding up to his boyfriend, Arthur ran his hand down Alfred's defined chest, toying with the bikini top for a moment before reaching behind America's neck and snapping the final piece of the costume into place.

"Dude," America laughed. "The neck chain? Really?"

"It's not complete without the restraint and you know it," England insisted. He began to slowly walk backwards toward the bed, lightly tugging on the chain. America obeyed and followed as England gently maneuvered him where he desired. "Now," England breathed. "It seems as if I have just helped to rescue you from that giant worm's palace…"

"Jabba," America piped up. "Giant worm's name is Jabba."

"Whatever," England rolled his eyes. "Jabba's palace."

America smirked. He was going to turn England into the biggest Star Wars fan in the world—besides himself of course.

"Is there anything you would like to do to thank me for such a daring rescue?" England tilted his head, the cocky expression on his face capturing the character perfectly.

"Mmm," America hummed. "I'm sure I could think of something you scruffy looking nerfherder," he countered while lightly pushing Arthur back onto the bed.

England gasped as America's lips found his neck. "Who are you calling," the island nation moaned as Alfred licked his sensitive throat. "'Scruffy looking?'" he quoted breathlessly.

Their little game was abandoned for a moment as the two men locked together, their hands, lips and tongues exploring everything they could reach. Arthur nipped lightly at Alfred's mouth and pressed his tongue roughly against his lover's lips. As their tongues danced against one another, their hands gripped and caressed, both men reveling in the feel of the other's flesh.

As the passion between them grew, America found his metal bikini to be incredibly uncomfortable, and he reached down to unclasp the side, only to have his hand slapped away. Arthur gripped his younger lover's hips and ground against him as he undid the clasps of the costume himself. He had picked the outfit after all, it was only fair that he was the one to remove it from America's gorgeous form.

"Arthur," Alfred moaned into his boyfriend's mouth. "I want you so bad!"

Without warning, England locked his legs around America's hips and used his surprise attack to flip the larger man, abruptly switching their positions. England wriggled his hips against America's pelvis as he made himself comfortable between the younger nation's thighs.

"Careful what you ask for, lad," England smirked, leaning over his grinning boyfriend with a predatory look. "You know you're dealing with a pirate."

America hummed and pressed a kiss to Arthur's lips. "I've always liked scoundrels."

AN: THE END! (I had to put Star Wars in somehow LOL)

Thank you so much to everyone who has been reading this story, following along, reviewing, just discovering after the fact-you are all so amazing and I am grateful! Happy 1st day of Spring!

I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did writing it. These two give me life :)