disclimer: I don't own any of these characters.. I wish I did though. I WANNA BE RICH! :)

Reno. Movies. Baldness.



Reno walked in the door not even thinking of what he had forgotten to do earlier that day. Yuffie was standing there, an odd dazed look on her face.
"Reno, wasn't there somewhere you were supposed to be at oh, I dunno, three?" She questioned and evil smile spreading on to her face.
Reno stepped to the side his cheeriness fading as he realized.
"Shit." He groaned stepping to the side once more. Yuffie's smile widened as she reached into her pocket and pulled out a razor.
"Hmm. In my opinion leaving your girlfriend at the movies all alone is an ANWFUL thing to do. But just so we can get past this, I am going to trim that ponytail of your's. Reno looked at her then side stepped once more, then jumpstarted into the hallway.
"RENO!!!!!! Come on!" She screamed running after him.
He ran up the stairs almost tripping over the 3 bags of pure white sugar on his way to the bathroom. Grabbing the door he shoved himself in. There was no way out. Yuffie was about to open the door when Reno slid into the cuboards. Letting out a warcry she opened the cuboard door, Her eyes glaring at him.
"I won't hurt you..." she sighed. But her smile stil scared Him.
"Are you sure? I like my hair." He cried like a baby. A harsh laughter entered the room. Yuffie then took the mouthwash above the sink and broke it over Reno's head. The blood spilled from his mouth as he fell uncouncious to the floor.
Yuffie looked at him. then drug him by his hair to the kitchen. Grabbing another handful of sugar she started to shave his head. About an hour later Reno's eyes fluttered open drowsily.
Yuffie was no where in sight. Stepping on the floor he saw that there was a mixture of sugar and bright red hair strewn across it. His mouth gaped open as Yuffie popped out from behind him, she was holding a mirror. Yuffie pinched the side of his cheek and said cheerfully," Hey wanna go to the movies? My treat." Reno drowned her out with a scream of horror that didnt look like it was about to end.




AN: First fanfic! REview my piece of devilish randomness just for the hell of it
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