"Gathering Information"

- 00

'It's been two hours since he got up, and one hour and fifteen minutes since he moved.'

Moving his binoculars away from his face and rubbing his eyes, Kaito sighed. Readjusting himself so he was in a more comfortable position, he looked through his binoculars again to watch his latest obsession. Catching movement from the corner of his eyes, Kaito bolted up, ready to hide, but he was to late.

"What are you doing in my bushes?" Shinichi asked, clearly amused. Dressed in a sinfully tight, white shirt and a pair of black slacks that seemed to hug all the right places, Kaito began to squirm because frankly, nobody should look that sexy in wrinkled, slept in clothing. Ever.

'I swear, I'm going to jump him if i don't leave now..'

"Um, I was clearly bending down to pick up my binoculars.." Kaito tried as he stood taller, trying to look more confident, but he looked like a high school love-sick girl. Looking into Shinichi's eyes, he received a deadpan eyes that just looked amused, if anything at all.

"Oh really now? You're sure you weren't trying to catch a sneak peak?" Shinichi mused with a smirk.

'Oh my god! What is he implying at?!' Kaito flushed and tried to recover his Poker Face, only for it to crumble once more.

"A s-sneak p-peak?! What are y-you saying, Kudo?!' Kaito flustered and took a step back from Shinichi, only for Shinichi to take a step closer to him and grab a hold of his wrists. Pulling Kaito close to himself, Shinichi laughed joyfully and hugged Kaito to himself.

"Well, you never know~ You might catch a glimpse of something that is worth the risk of getting caught.

Barely being able to focus with Shinichi's body so close to his, Kaito tried to escape his captor's hold one last time, but to no avail.

'Why does everything he says sound so seductive?!' Kaito wondered as Shinichi continued talking in that husky voice of his, sounding like an angel trying to convince you to buy condoms.

'Wait, condoms?!'

-fin.

A/N:

*Hides in corner*

H-hello, m-my r-readers! I know I suck for not updating sooner, and I know that this is a sort of random(okay, really random) fic to be posting. I was in class today, and my friend was talking about stalkers; so naturally the plot bunnies decided to attack me with this...fic... during my test today.

I hope that this brings a smile to your face like it did mine when I read it... or was it a sinister grin...?XD

Please review, Dudes~!