Where do babies come from "The Pokémon way"

"Ash, my water broke, your gonna have to get up..." Misty was now in her early twenties and her stomach was bulging as she shook the sleeping Ash beside her.

He opened his eyes quickly and pulled up his pants, not noticing that they were Misty's panny hose in the confusion. He then ran out of the room leaving Misty behind, he then ran down the stairs and pushed the garage door on the side of the door, he opened the door violently and then ran to the car, he leaped into the open window and peeled out of the gravel drive way, after driving half way to the hospital, he soon relized that Misty wasn't in the car.

He did a wild sharp U-turn over the median and drove back to his house immidiatly, he found her achingly holding her belly and trying to support herself as he quickly got out of the car and helped her frail yet bulking belly into the car. He then sped off to the hospital, only to have to turn back because he was going the wronge way.

He and Misty had been trying for a baby for three years and it was finally on the way, he was so excited.

When they got to the hospital parking lot he slammed on his brakes, Misty did everything but fly out the window. He opened his door and climbed out only to be dragged back by a seat belt that Misty had put on him in the rush. He untangled himself from it and then went around to Misty where he helped her out of the car and into the hospital.

Ash was hysterical as they got put into the list and they had to give him a shot to settle down. Then they took Misty to a room in back.

Ash waited silently (and drooling from the lack of feeling below his body from the shot) as Misty gave birth to a Pokéball, it was pink, it was a girl, the doctor had to clean the throw up off the ball and then he gave the Pokéball to Misty who held it in her caring arms and gently rocked it. Then a drugged Ash walked in with about three differant security men dragging at his ankles.

"How is my baby?" Ash asked happily.

"Why don't you come here and find out?" Misty held the baby to her chest as not to get it cold.

Ash came near and seen that it was pink, "I got me a baby girl." Then Misty threw down the Pokéball and out popped a baby, the doctor scooped her up and measured her, 9 inches and 5 pounds, blue eyes, and light brown hair, it was a healthy girl.

Ash and Misty hugged eachother at the new arrival of the new baby. "Maria," Misty said for the name, Ash only nodded his head and kissed her on the fore head.

Now you kids know where you came from, now quit buggin us grown ups...