"Not sure if we are fighting, or doing homework." Donkey Kong stated, squinting his eyes as he stared at the Hot Topic Krew, consisting of Dark Pit, Lucas, Mewtwo, Wolf, Shadow, Lucina, Luigi, Mr. Game and Watch, and the others.

"Ain't nobody got time for that." Ike responded, he, Donkey Kong, and the rest of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade, which consisted of Skulk, Little Mac, Marth, Chrom, Captain Falcon, and several others.

"Your words are strong, but talk is cheap!" Mewtwo remarked.

"What do you know, you're a fucking DLC!" Chrom remarked.

"Our hot topics are hotter than your memes!" Mewtwo fumed, making a mature rebuttal against Chrom, trying not to stoop to his level.

"Plus, this-a-club is-a the one thing-a-protecting me from-a-Goomboss and-a-King Bob-omb-a!" Luigi stated.

Donkey Kong squinted his eyes again. "Not sure if we are fighting verbally, or if we will now attack physically."

"You're pathetic." Greninja remarked.

"We're putting you Hot Topic Kremlings on ice!" Shulk yelled, right before both clubs began fighting each other, the room turning into an arena with both ends of the room becoming "out-of-bounds" zones as the physical fighting between the two clubs began.

After several minutes of Smash fighting between the two clubs, a huge earthquake shook the mansion, followed by a set of deep pitched, brassy sounds as the entire mansion shook from the force, several bits of debris falling down on top of both clubs.

"What the hell? And what is that smell?" Wolf O'Donnel groaned, he and the others faced with a familiar stench that filled the room in the form of green gas.

"That is the smell of defeat from my newest club since the Pink Peers!" Princess Peach announced, letting out one more brassy poot as the fart fog cleared, revealing Zero Suit Samus, Bianca from Pokemon BW, Hello Nurse from Animaniacs, and Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

"Oh no." Donkey Kong slapped his forehead and lowered his head in dismay.

"Princess Peach, the Classic Brassy Butt Burper!" Princess Peach stated.

"Zero Suit Samus, the Brassy Bounty Hunter!" Zamus stated.

"Bianca, the Big Butted Brassy Butt Burper of Baked Beans and Bean Burritos!" Bianca stated.

"Hello Nurse, the Brassy Valediction!" Hello Nurse stated.

"Isabelle, the Brassy, Gassy Secretary!" Isabelle stated, releasing a high pitched poot in a fit of irony.

"And together, we're-" all 5 gassy, brassy blonde haired chicks (save for Isabelle who had blonde fur) made different poses. "The Brassy Blondes!"

"What the hell-o nurse is this?" Marth remarked, with Hello Nurse smiling as he did.

"I concur." Marth concurred. "You already have the Pink Peers. Why the hell do you feel the need to start another club?"

"I'll explain." Peach started. "You see, sometimes the other Pink Peers won't let me fart with them, and every once in a while I need to be around people I can be comfortable farting with, moreso gals that can return the favor and aren't too uptight about it. So now I have an all-farter group! Don't get wrong, There will always be a time and place for everything else."

"The Pink Peers was kind of an all-farter group. Don't they all fart at some point?" Lucina asked.

"Whatever." Zamus scoffed. "Adam never authorizes me to fart during missions. And all I ever do is sit on my farting ass all day! I'd like to be able to put my farts to good use. So in a way, I need this!"

"All our farts are so wonderfully deep pitched! It makes me feel so alive!" Bianca clapped and hopped in place, pooting a deep one with each hop.

"Call me the brains of the blondes." Hello Nurse stated, making a sexy pose and farting in equal brass pitch with Bianca.

"H-H-H-Hellooooooooooooooo Nurse!" Lucas' jaw dropped as he abruptly started drooling, his pupils popping out as the sight of the hot nurse turned him Wakko, the blonde headed boy running up to her, his thoughts adrift as she was his only focus. "Can I join? I can be brassy too!"

"You fucking idiot!" Dark Pit growled.

Hello Nurse scoffed as Isabelle farted a raunchy poot that knocked him over, snapping Lucas out of it.

"Ohh, I hope Mr. Resetti doesn't adopt me for this!" Isabelle muttered, a not-so-cute, deep pitched poot following her sentence.

"With us around, that ain't gonna happen!" Peach stated. "And of course did I mention? Blondes have more fun!"

All of the others groaned at this, right before the Brassy Blondes all farted brassy farts in unison, shaking the foundations of the mansion again as piles of debris fell on top of some of them, crushing them.

Donkey Kong, being one of the lucky survivors, squinted again. "Not sure if eyes burning from how bright their hair is, or because of stinky farts."