Here's the semi-sequel. Enjoy. This is set a month to two months after Guess whose coming to Dinner? I own nothing
"I can't believe I agreed to this." says May as she hangs up the phone
"I can't believe I'm allowing it. Not like I really had a choice." says Coulson
"I'm not going to survive the week."
"When was the last time you lived with you mother."
"Before I joined the academy."
"Oh boy."
Coulson and May gathered the team into the common area to tell them the news.
"Mrs. May is coming for a visit us for a week."
"Why?" asks Hunter who gets a glare from May
"Who cares?" says Skye smiling at the news
"I do. I don't think I can go a week without talking."
"You can talk Hunter. Just no snarky comments." says Coulson and Hunter let's out a sight of relief
"When does she get here?" asks Simmons
"Sunday. So that gives us two days to prepare." says May
"Prepare what?" asks Fitz
"The playground for her arrival." replies Coulson
"Seriously." says Bobbi
"Yes. This place needs to be spotless. Nothing can be out of place. Think of it as an inspection." says Coulson
"The most important ones of your young lives." finishes May
Coulson and May then preceded to hand out duties to the team.
"Simmons, I want you and the others in the lab to sanitize it. Put away anything deadly and dangerous. Everything needs to organized in its own section."
"Fitz and Mack, the garage is a mess. Clean it up. No grease on the floor. No parts out in the open. Put it away."
"Hunter, you get the bathrooms. Clean them up floors and all. Also you are on trash duty."
"Disgusting." says Hunter
"Bobbi, if Hunter is too afraid to enter the women's bathroom you got that. Also, clean the gym and the cars inside and out."
"Skye, you're on dish duty. Also clean up any public area. You are going to need to find a vacuum or something. These floors need to be spotless.
"Do we even have a vacuum?" asks Skye
"No idea. If not get creative."
"If you finish, go help someone else or clean up your private quarters. You will be responsible for this throughout the whole week."
"What about you two?" asks Hunter
"Well I'll clean my office. May gets the Bus, the Quinjet, and will set up a room for Mrs. May."
"We plan on going to the store tomorrow so prepare a list for wanted items."
"I can't believe I got stuck with the bathrooms and the trash." says Hunter standing outside of the men's bathroom.
"Oh Hunter, you forgot these." says Bobbi walking towards him and handed him yellow gloves, buckets, sponges, a mop, a toilet brush, disinfectant spray and wipes.
"Laugh it up. You're cleaning up the women's one. There is no way I'm going in there."
"Fine. It's probably less gross than the men's." replies Bobbi walking away from him to the gym.
"Are you gonna make Mrs. May your lasagna?" asks Fitz as he and Mack clean up the garage
"Probably. I need to make a list of things to buy though." says Mack as he's throwing stuff away
"Cool. What is this?" says Fitz holding some object up for Mack to see
"I have no idea."
"How are the dishes coming Skye?" asks Simmons as she sees Skye walking down the hall with a handful of dishes
"Horrible. We seem to leave plates everywhere. All this is from the Bus. Do you have a vacuum or know where a broom is?"
"Why do you assume I have a vacuum?"
"You're neat and like things clean."
"I'll give you that. I had one but I have no idea where it went. As for a broom try the gym, I think May was using the broom handle as some sort of weapon. It might be broken."
"Great."
"Maybe Coulson has one."
After cleaning most of the dishes, Skye goes to check and see if Coulson has a broom. She knocks on the door but doesn't get a response.
"Coulson you in here." she says as she enters the room to find Coulson reading a comic book
"Why are you reading that? Why aren't you cleaning? Also do you have a broom?"
"I did clean. I gave it to May."
"It still looks like a mess to me. Not the one she might have broken in the gym?"
"Unless she just broke it, I gave it to her an hour ago."
Skye finds May on the Bus with a vacuum and the broom that is not broken.
"Coulson said that he gave you a broom but I may just take the vacuum."
"You can have both, I'm finished with them."
"I heard you might have broken a broom handle."
"It was an accident."
"Stressed?"
"Never."
"Not that you have any reason to be. It's going to be fine."
"How are the others getting on?" says May completely ignoring Skye's comment
"Hunter's complaining, Bobbi's cleaning the girl's bathroom not like its that messed up anyway, Coulson's reading comics, Simmons is ordering around the others in the lab. Mack and Fitz are trying to figure out what all that junk in the lab is."
"What was that about Coulson?"
"He's reading comics." says Skye smiling and watching May walk off the bus towards Coulson office.
Skye grabbed the vacuum and broom and followed after her knowing that whatever happens is going to be entertaining.
"You're reading comics." says May has she slams to the door open to find Coulson still reading.
"What? I cleaned." he says gesturing to his still messy office
"There are papers everywhere. It looked like you just cleaned your desk."
"Oh I did that. Should I have cleaned up over there?"
"Obviously. It is a part of your office."
"But that's your section."
"It's still your office."
"Well I'm your boss, so I'm telling you to do it."
"You owe me."
"You can't keep on using that."
"I can and I will."
"Skye what are you doing here and why did you tell May that I was reading?"
"I thought you weren't doing your part and this is mildly entertaining." she replies before getting a death glare from May
"Fine. I'll go vacuum." she says leaving Coulson and May to their argument
"Mildly entertaining? What are we actors in a play?" asks Coulson
"A very long one."
"Fine I'll clean it up."
"Good."
"You really have to stop saying that though. You still can't be angry."
May looks at Coulson but doesn't answer him and she leaves the room.
"She's not angry." says Coulson to himself as he goes to clean the rest of the room
Saturday Shopping and a prank in the next chapter. Thanks for reading