Hello there, True Believers! It's been a long time since our last adventure with Peter and Jess! What dangers lie ahead for our two heroes? Who is attacking the Helicarrier? Will our heroes be ready to stand up to the biggest challenge of their lives? You'll find out in this newly action-packed installment of Spider-Man: Secrets of Oscorp! Excelsior!

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A/N: Work has been even getting crazier than usual, and I needed some time to formulate this chapter and I really hope that this chapter was worth the wait.

As usual, all feedbacks and reviews are greatly appreciated. You guys are the best.

Chapter 13: Invasion of The Helicarrier Pt.1

30 Minutes ago, Weapons and Gear Lab, S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

"I-I can finally bring you back to life!"

Miriam was crying tears of joy as she was looking at the encased body of her current dead husband, Jonathan Drew. She had finally created the miracle drug that was going to bring her lover back to life. As she was joyfully hugged the metal casket that was holding the current dead, pale man's body, there was a very tiny hidden camera that was attached to the wall that wasn't S.H.I.E.L.D.'s.

That camera's wires led all the way to the back of a room on a different floor that belonged to a very peculiar agent. He wore his menacing skull mask as he watched Miriam perform her scientific miracle, as replied through his comlink, "Norms, tell your goonies that it's time to let loose."

A dreary, treacherous Norman's voice replied back with a haughty laugh that almost sounded like a half-cackle, "Great. It's been awhile since the Osborn boys suited up. You know what to do, Taskmaster."

Taskmaster was put on his white hooded cloask as he replied with a small grin behind his mask, "Let the day of the reckoning begin."

He then got out a small pen and stood up and walked out the door in a shadowy manner as he pressed a small red button on the pen.

KRAKKALABOOM!

Miriam felt the shock of the explosion as she said to herself frantically, "W-What's happening?!"

She then quickly reached for her miracle drug that she created as she quickly shut the lid of the Erlenmeyer flask with a cork and put it inside a Vibranium container to keep her experimental concoction safe. She then quickly ran outside to see what the commotion was all about.

20 Minutes ago, Top Floor, Main Control Room of S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

The LMD Nick Fury was standing on his commanding officer's podium. as a engineer looked over at her computer screen and screamed, "We've been hit! Somebody blew a hole in the storage room!"

Nick Fury shouted in anger, "I need men barricading the basement right now! Or otherwise-"

"ARRGHH!"

A male agent in his early 20's was stabbed in the back from behind by another male agent around his same age who quickly ripped off his S.H.I.E.L.D. insignia as a more menacing emblem rose out that has a drawing of a skull with six octopus legs attached to it. He pulled out his knife as he said with an evil smile on his face, "Out of the shadows."

"UGH! AHH!"

A young female S.H.I.E.L.D. agent was shot twice as she collapsed on a heap with her long brown hair covering her face. Another faux-S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ripped off her old insignia and said almost in an evil cackle, "Into the light."

Captain America and Captain Marvel were already busy fighting the oncoming slew of Hydra agents as Steve threw his shield against the line of the enemies. While they were getting knocked out like a stack of dominoes, he pressed a button on his comlink earpiece as he began to contact all the Avengers as he yelled out loud, "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"

Carol was easily making work of the weak thugs around her as she punched and kicked them in a flurry of combos. She said to Steve in a collected manner, "Are we still up for that date in the bar?"

As Cap blocked a flurry of gunshots from a Hydra agent, he said in a blank manner, "Yeah, sure! This shouldn't be too hard, right?"

"DOOMBOTS ARE HERE! DOOMBOTS!"

Steve sighed as he quickly knocked out the easy targets with the expertise of his martial arts as he said, "I hate it when I'm wrong."

Carol chuckled at him, "Spoke too soon, babe."

She smirked at him as she flew through the enemy lines to face a battalion of multiple Doombots coming their way as there were at least a good 20 or more of them. As Steve knocked out the rest of the Hydra agents in that area, she said to him in a somewhat worried tone, "I think we're gonna have to put a hold on that date."

10 Minutes ago, 4th Floor of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.

Hawkeye and Black Widow were busy fighting off the double Hydra agents on the hallway as they were starting to get overrun with slew of enemies who were trying to take them down as they chanted out their battle cry. "Hail Hydra!"

Clint shot a sonic arrow at the line of the men and women who were coming towards him as they screamed and moaned in agony as they fell down on the floor. More double agents were coming his way as he sighed and said, "You guys need a new slogan. I mean how old is it? Like Capsicle old?"

"Hail Hydra! Hail Hy-"

Natasha knocked out the male double-agent with her back heel as she said, "Hail my Adamantium-laced back heel, you amateur."

They were standing next to each other as they shot, kicked, punched the oncoming battalion of Hydra agents. Clint shot his explosive arrows as he said to Nat, "We look good together ass-kicking."

Nat fired her stingers from her wrists to down her enemies as she rolled her eyes and said to him in an annoyed manner, "Really? You're flirting with me now of all times?"

Clint punched a Hydra agent as he replied in a playful manner, "What? I thought you said that we don't spend enough time together."

Nat laid down a deadly combo of punches and kicks to multiples agents in front of her as she retorted back at him, "You just love getting a ruse out of me don't you, Clint?"

Clint shot a flurry of gas arrows at the last line of enemies in front of him as he said, "Did you know that you have the most adorable voice ever when you're mad?"

Natasha's cheeks blushed madly as she fired her stinger at her foes while in mid-air as she yelled, "Shut up, Hawk! God, you're so annoying!"

As the enemies stopped coming in front of them Clint perked up as he said to Nat while he was facing away from her, "Hey, wanna see a cool trick?"

Nat turned around to face him as she twitched her eyes and hissed, "This is not the time to fool around, you circus boy!"

Clint completely ignored her command as he shot a arrow in the direction of Natasha without looking. She crossed her arms as she said, "Well….what is it?"

Clint still faced away from her as he said, "Just…you wait."

Then a Hydra agent came from the intersecting hallway as he was about to ambush Nat from the backside as he-

"Guurkkk!"

He was knocked flat on his back by the arrow that came back as he grabbed it with expertise and he turned around to face the now surprised Natasha. He winked at her and said, "Boomerang Arrow… it always comes back to you. Respect it."

Natasha then smirked as she lightly punched his shoulder and said, "Thanks for the help, Robin Hood."

Then they heard a sudden explosion below them as the ground they were standing on shook violently for a couple of seconds. Natasha and Clint started to run towards the stairs that led to the lower floor as Clint said, "I really hope it's just a one-time explosion."

Natasha let out a chuckle as she said, "Come on, Clint. Now's not the time for wetting your pants. We've got friends to help."

Four Seasons Hotel, Manhattan, NOW.

Peter and Jess heard the frantic call for help by Captain America as Jess's voice shook a bit as she said to Peter, "Oh no. My mom! We have to go find her!"

They hurriedly got off their bed as they haphazardly began to put on their suits as Peter retorted, "Just my luck! Something terrible happens right after having the best day of my life yesterday. I love being me!"

Jessica began to quickly put on her gloves and boots as she nodded in agreement "You and me both, Dork-Face. I just hope that my mom's ok. Damn it, I should've never left her side."

Peter finished making final adjustments on his web shooters as he gently placed his hand on her shoulder and said in a comforting voice, "Hey, we're gonna make sure that nothing terrible happens to your mom, ok?"

Peter could tell that Jess was visibly worried about the safety of her mom as she nodded in a somewhat frantic manner and said, "Yeah."

She then swiped her left glove with her right hand and a holographic image of a small computer screen and buttons came out below. She pressed the combination of numbers in the following order: 0-6-1-9.

Peter asked her, "What is that? It doesn't look like a new model of Ipod that all the cool kids are getting these days."

Jessica then let out a forced chuckle as she was trying to stay positive, "Nope, you'll see what's up."

Then in less than a minute a loud engine came roaring in front of their window as she pressed another button and her personal S.H.I.E.L.D. Jet became visible in front of her and Peter. She yelled, "That's our ride!"

They grabbed their stuff and Jess venom-blasted the window in front of her. as they jumped from their windows, Peter retorted at her, "Uhh…Jess? I can't cover for the damages."

She then smirked, "We're Avengers now. I'm sure Tony can cover for our asses."

As they got on the jet, Jess turned on their invisibility cloak on the aircraft as they quickly began to fly to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.

450 ft above Manhattan, E.T.A. 10 minutes to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

As Jess set the course on autopilot, Peter could see that her hands were shaking visibly. He got up from his seat went over to her cockpit as he gently hugged her as he assured her and said, "Hey, you don't need to worry about a thing. We're in this together, ok?"

Jess let out a weak smile at him as she leaned into him as she replied, "She's my only family left."

Peter gently caressed her hair as he said, "I know. She's been the closest thing to my Aunt May, when I was training all these months."

Jessica looked out towards the blue skies as she replied in a cautious manner, "We're gonna be going against…..the Osborns. I know they're gonna be there."

Peter then clenched his left hand that he was grabbing on to Jessica's cockpit as he said in a controlled furious manner, "They're gonna pay for what they've done to you…..He's gonna pay for what he did to Gwen."

Jessica nodded in a same fiery manner as she added, "And we're gonna bring the hell-raiser to the jackass who killed my father."

She then heard a sound of a loud thunder crackle in the skies as the Spider couple looked into the skies and saw the god of thunder come down in a majestic fashion with his mjolnir in hand. As he was coming down from the skies, a silver-tinted Avengers Quinjet was flying next to him. Peter and Jess saw this scene unfold with great awe as Peter said, "My uncle would have a word or two to say about this."

Jessica added, "That is THE Avengers Quinjet….wow."

Jessica then got a call over the speaker comlink next to her steering pad as a voice of a woman in her mid-20's spoke out through the speakers, "This is Wasp of the Avengers. Who is on this ship?"

Jessica promptly answered back through the speaker, "This is S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent, Jessica Drew and S.H.I.E.L.D. Trainee, Peter Parker."

The Wasp then perked up and said, "Oh! You're the new Spider kids that Steve and Carol told me about! Welcome to the team!"

Thor then interjected in the conversation with his comlink that on his ear and said, "Welcome to the Avengers, Man of Spiders and Woman of Spiders. Now, a great battle awaits us. Let us not haste!"

He then shot off into the skies with great speed. The Wasp sighed as she said over the speaker, "Anyways, my name is Janet Van Dyne, and we are happy to have you on our team!"

Peter then perked up and said, "Wait, are we talking to THE WASP, the founding member of the Avengers?!"

Jess rolled her eyes and said over to the speaker, "Don't mind my boyfriend here. As you can see, he's bit of a nerd and a dork."

Jan let out a chuckle and said, "Nice to meet you too."

Then a loud clap was heard in the jet as a deep booming voice said, "Hulk ready to smash puny bugs."

Then a somewhat elderly voice replied back and said, "Easy, Bruce. We're almost there, now hold your horses for a moment. Ok, big fella?"

Jan let out a slightly nervous chuckle and said, "Yeah, so that was obviously the The Hulk and Doctor Strange's voice that you just heard."

Stephen added as he was restraining the Hulk's excitement and added, "We're bringing the heavy-whammy, that's for sure!"

Peter couldn't contain his excitement as he heard the hulk's voice as he let out a inner squeal as Jess couldn't help to giggle at his enthusiastic fanboy-like manner. As the two jets were traveling each other, another S.H.I.E.L.D. jet approached them as a familiar voice spoke over the comlink speaker. in front of the cockpit that said, "Agent Drew, this is Director Coulson, do you copy?"

Jessica flicked the switch that was left of her steering pad as she said loudly, "Phil! This is Agent Drew! Peter and I heard a distress signal from Cap! What the hell is going on?!"

Coulson replied over the speaker and a concerned voice, "We don't know yet. Right after we met up with Tony, he said that we needed to get back to the Helicarrier. But as soon as we reached Manhattan, Cap assembled the Avengers and now we're all making our way there."

Peter then said over to the speaker, "Phil! This is Peter Parker! Who else is on the ship? If it's the Osborns we're going up against, we're gonna need a lot of firepower!"

Phil answered back, "We've got S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Melinda May, Wolverine, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage on board."

Then Tony chimed in as he interrupted the signal on the comlink as he said through his monitor, "And, yours truly, the ill-mannered, not-so-framed anymore genius playboy billionaire philanthropist."

Peter then perked up at the voice as he said in a loud excited voice, "OH MY GOD! IT'S YOU! TONY STARK! YOU'RE OK!"

Jessica rolled her eyes as she snorted at her boyfriend's fanboy-ish enthusiasm towards Iron Man as Tony chuckled lightly and said, "Ouch, kid. You're gonna blow my speakers! I just had these upgraded literally last night! You need to take a chill pill!"

Peter still had the twinkles in his eyes as he said, "Ok, ok…yeah. Sorry, I'm just a huge fan of yours. It'll be a huge honor working with you as an Avenger now, Mr. Stark."

Tony almost snapped, "WHAT?"

Peter replied, "The caps recruited me and Jess to the Avengers."

Tony was flying next to Coulson's jet as he face-palmed and sighed and replied in an irritated manner, "I knew that I shouldn't have been gone for too long."

Tony then cut off the speakers as he flew towards the direction of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Coulson then came back online on his comlink as he replied through the speakers in Jess's jet, "We should be there in less than 5 minutes now. Get ready. Make sure you have enough-we have an unidentified bogey-"

Wolverine then cut in the conversation as he said, "Relax, those are just my guys from the X-Force. Wade better not be flying the damn blackbird-"

Then a jovial, mischievous voice cut in the conversation as he said, "Sorry, Wolvie! It's time for…..Cup of Joe with Wade Wilson! A.K.A. Deadpool, A.K.A. The Worst Blackbird Pilot You've Ever Seen! Sponsored by Liefeld's Chimichangas! Whoo yeah, bitches!"

Then, a female British voice's yell was heard through the speaker, "Agh! Shut up, Wade! You want me to bloody fucking penetrate your brain again with my psychic blade?!"

Then a male around who seemed to have the voice of the late 20's replied, "Ouais, Wade. You do not want to infuriate the mademoiselle. Ain't that right, rich boy?"

Another male voice replied through the speakers as he added in somewhat snarky tone, "You certainly do not, unless you want your cranium feel like a jell-o for a whole day."

Wade then retorted at everyone on the blackbird as he said, "Psylocke! Fantomex! Archangel! You're killing my fucking vibe here! Just give me 5 minutes, ok?"

Betsy Braddock, A.K.A. Psylocke sported two Katanas behind her back and had a sleeveless purple top, purple arm-length gloves and purple knee-high boots. She flipped twirled her long purple hair as she turned on her pink psychic energy around her hand as she glared at him and said, "5 minutes. Or I will stab you in the head."

Wade was in his red suit with the red mask with black circles shadowing his eyeholes. He gave a jolly thumbs up as he proceeded to do his "Show" with Peter and Jess.

Wolverine was on the ship with the Coulson and rest of the team as he sighed and said, "This is the worst day ever."

Coulson was sitting on the front next to Agent May who was piloting the ship as he was carrying something that looked exactly like Steve Rogers's shield, but it was slightly more larger and thicker. He said to May, "We gotta get there fast. Cap needs his new shield or this mission is gonna be a bust."

As Peter and Jess were on their ship and listening to wade give his goofy introduction as Peter sighed and said, "Ugh, it's this Jackass."

Jessica became wide-eyed as she asked him, "How do you know him?"

Peter quipped back, "How do you not know him? This guy's infamous for being more annoying and telling worse jokes than I do. And that takes talent!"

Jess replied back, "And I heard that he's a giant, raging pervert."

Wade then sarcastically replied, "I'm right here, Spider-Lovers."

Peter and Jess looked back at the speaker as their cheeks were flushing red. Jess asked him as she stuttered frantically, "W-what are you talking about? H-how do you know that we're lovers?"

Peter quickly nodded as Wade answered back in an incredulous manner through the speaker, "Come on! Don't you remember chapter 11? You two were getting it on like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in that Clintasha inspired movie!"

Peter and Jess's cheeks were turning more bright red than Rudolph's red nose as Wade continued, "I particular enjoyed that dirty cowgirl move from Jess."

Jess yelled back as her whole face was tomato red, "STOP! You're embarrassing us!"

Wade kept on his obnoxious quip, "And that part where you two were on the ceiling and fucking each other's brains out was truly magnificent. I must say, that was a classic veteran move. Brofist, Peter! Boomshakalakah!"

Peter's jaw was dropped the whole time as he was perplexed at how Wade knew of his and Jess's personal sexy time that happened last night.

Wade then said, "And when I finished reading that part, I was like, ohhh….I'm touching myself tonight."

Peter and Jess were completely shell-shocked and speechless as Peter asked, "Uhh…how do you know my real name?"

Wade then laughed out for a long time as Peter and Jess looked at each other in a confused manner and Wade answered back, "Hahaha! Oh man…whoo…Bahaha! Are you kidding me?! Everyone knows that Peter Parker is Spider-Man!"

Peter then scowled at the speaker as he crossed his arms and huffed at him, "Deadpool. This is not funny. How do you know that I'm Spider-Man?!"

Deadpool then said in a whispering voice through the speakers, "You wanna know the secret?"

Peter and Jess said in a irritated manner, "Yeah."

Deadpool then whispered back through the speaker, "I'm Uatu, The Watcher."

He then cackled out loud through the speakers as Peter retorted, "Whatever, man! Just don't say it aloud in public, alright?! There's a reason why my identity's a secret."

Jess nodded along with him as Wade retorted back, "Ok! Fine, fine! I'm not that big of a asshole. Anyways, you better get your shit ready, because there will be enemy doombots firing at in 3….2….1…NOW!"

A multitude of metal-clad fake Victor Von Doom's shot towards Iron Man, Thor, and the 4 aircrafts, they began to shoot energy projectiles at them. Tony retorted as he began to shoot his repulsor rays at them, "Doom's involved in this thing too? Ugh, if we mess this up, the UN's going to have our heads for sure."

Thor threw his mighty hammer as the mjolnir shot through a great number of the robots as he added in a hauhtily manner, "Let us not worry about that, man of iron. These doombots are causing a catastrophe upon this beautiful realm that I promised to protect, and it is my duty to make sure nothing happens to the people that I care about, For I am an Avenger, and I have sworn an oath to serve and protect Midgard with all my life. HAVE AT THEE, DOOMBOTS!"

He then shot off into the skies again as he took on more of the enemy robots by himself. Tony then chuckled through his speakers as he replied, "Always with the Shakespearean shenanigans."

He then proceeded to shoot more of his laser beams from his palms as the jets behind him also started shoot their firearms to take down the enemy bots. Peter then had a worried tone in his voice and said, "I feel like I should do something. I mean, I don't know how to work the lasers on this ship because I've never had any training with it."

Jess then aimed her lasers at the approaching doombots as she them out of the air and said in a confident tone, "We're gonna be fine, dork-face. We've got enough firepower to take them out."

Peter then replied as he sat back in his seat due to the heavy turbulence of the ship, "But it doesn't feel right for me just sitting here and doing nothing."

As Jess shot another bot out of the sky, she winked at Peter and gave a quick kiss on his cheek and said, "Hey, the whole world doesn't rest on your shoulders anymore, ok? We said that we would do this together, didn't we?"

Peter gave a weak smile as he said, "Yeah, you're right."

As the 4 jets and two Avengers seamlessly blasted and hammered their way into the vicinity of the Helicarrier, they noticed that the gigantic hovering aircraft was already on fire. Thor and Tony looked upon the billowing smoke and the carnage of the battle that was going on. They were able to hear the battle cries and death screams of men and women inside the aircraft as the Asgardian said, "Odin's Beard. What on Hel is this?"

Tony replied through his speaker and said, "Probably the worst day in the Avengers history, even though we've had like 10 of those last year."

He then contacted cap on his comlink in his mask as he said, "You hanging in there, old man?"

Cap was fighting off the now closing in Doombots around him as he replied through his comlink in a frantic manner, "About time you've showed up here, Tony. Now, get in here already! We're getting overrun by-"

"Uhhng!"

Carol's distressful voice was heard over the Tony's comlink as Steve yelled, "Carol!"

He then said to Tony again, "We need as much firepower as possible. There's too many doombots and Hydra agents!" KLANG! "Osborn's lackeys are starting to gain the upper hand! Clear all the goons out from the storage room and make your way to the top floor as fast as possible! We need help!"

Cap disconnected his comlink as Tony said to Thor, "Ready to kick some ass, Goldilocks?"

Thor gave a confident smirk at him as he said, "Ready when you are my friend."

Tony then reached all the Avengers on the aircrafts as he contacted their Avengers Cards and said out loud, "Avengers Assemble!"

Jess set the course of the aircraft on its own path to a secret location as she and Peter jumped out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to glide and swing inside the now shattered storage room. Wasp, Doctor Strange, and The Hulk also came out of their respective jet as they landed in the remains of the shattered vicinity. Then Coulson and the gang followed suit using the same protocol as they jumped from their aircraft to the vicinity of the exploded remains of the area.

Deadpool, Archangel, Fantomex, and Psylocke were in the Blackbird as Wade said in a gleeful voice, "You three go ahead first. I'm gonna make a grand entrance up in this bitch."

Charlie Cluster, A.K.A. Fantomex furrowed his eyebrows at him behind his white half-mask that only showed his eyes and said, "You better not blow up this baby."

Psylocke crossed her arms as she nodded along with him and added, "Or else, I will make you literally not be able to walk for months."

Wade gave a playful growl at Psylocke as he said, "I love you too, sweet-tits."

As Psylocke charged up at him, Fantomex grabbed Betsy and said, "Easy, babe. Just let him be. You know how he is."

Psylocke pouted at Fantomex as she proceeded to walk outside of the aircraft along with the man with the metallic wings. Fantomex then glared at Deadpool and said in a aggressive tone, "Don't you ever call her by that name again and you better not blow up the ship, you got it jackass?"

Deadpool made a kissing noise behind his mask as he said in a mocking tone, "Je t'aime."

Fantomex shook his head as he walked along with Psylocke and Archangel as he flipped off Wade.

Storage Room, S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

Wolverine was already on the Helicarrier as he sheathed his claws and ran in full speed towards the action. Luke Cage and Iron Fist were not far behind as he said to them, "Logan, Danny! You want to do the Fastball Special?"

Wolverine smirked as he said, "Took the words right out of my mouth, bub."

Danny then looked back at his best friend and said, "I don't know, man. I actually tend to get nauseous when you throw me."

Logan growled at Danny and retorted, "No time for that chump attitude, Iron Fist. Now do the barrel roll like me."

As Danny and Logan curled up their bodies fast, Peter and Jess were acrobatically knocking out the Hydra agents with their trained martial arts from the training in S.H.I.E.L.D. as Peter quipped, "Did Logan just make a Star Fox reference?"

Jessica shot her venom blast at a leaping enemy towards her as she replied back, "Isn't he like older than a dinosaur? How does he know all those 90's references?"

Luke threw the now curled up Danny and Logan towards the vicinity of the Doombots behind Peter and Jess as they easily punched and sliced through them. Logan landed on his feet and growled at Jess as he retorted, "Hey, I ain't that old, ya little twerp."

Jessica grabbed her nose as she quipped back, "Ugh, you smell like a dinosaur though."

Danny was making a quick work of the more incoming Hydra agents and Doombots as he yelled, "Man, there's too much of them right now! We have to get to our Caps fast, right now!"

Then the big muscular green giant rampaged his way from the hallway through a horde of Hydra agents and Doombots as he yelled, "HULK SMASH PUNY NAZI INSECTS AND ROBOTS!"

He easily charged his way as he made a clear path for the rest of the Avengers, Coulson, Agent May, and most of the X-Force Allies. Archangel, Fantomex, and Psylocke were also not far behind the ranks as they quickly took care of them by paralyzing them, disabling them telepathically, and beating the crap out of them in a expertly manner.

They quickly followed them up as they fought their way through more enemies to the top floor. Jessica was rushing up the stairs as she was desperately looking for her mother and said, "Where the hell did they evacuate the scientists?! We still haven't seen our mom, and we're almost at the top!"

Peter ran next to her fast as he tried to stay positive and replied, "I'm sure they evacuated to a super-secret room that Fury didn't tell us about, because you know…he never tells us everything."

Iron Fist was not far behind as he added, "I hope the rest of the team is holding up. Man, I'm about to throw up right now."

Luke Cage was next to him as he replied, "Come on, man! I didn't even throw you that hard! That was more like a little-league 65 miles per hour fastball!"

Logan growled as he added, "Man, I can't believe that Osborn's teaming up with Hydra and Dr. Doom of all people! He's a messed up fella."

Then Peter waved at everyone as they were close to reaching the exit as he quipped, "Sorry, you guys. This whole Osborn thing is my fault. We go way back like Maverick and Goose but more….sinister."

Doctor Strange asked him as he was using one of his spells that made him able to fly at a high speed, "I've heard of your stories of going up against his infamous persona of Green Goblin, Spider-Man."

Peter quipped back, "Yeah, you could say that I have my greatest hits when it comes to battling the green meanie"

The Wasp buzzed next to Peter as she said, "We also heard about how he killed your ex-girl-"

Peter than shot back as he said, "Can we please not talk about that? Because I still have nightmares about that. And just to let you know, I'm more angry and pissed than any of you right now. Don't let my good-natured demeanor fool you, because I'm totally making a furrowed brow behind this mask."

Jan then quivered back as she said, "Oh, I'm sorry."

Peter then sighed as he said, "This is what I get for being me. I always give bad guys a second chance and they never learn their lesson, and they always find ways to ruin my life at the worst possible moments. Good thing neither my Uncle nor Dad was a gambler, could you imagine how much I'd lose with my luck?"

The Hulk replied back as he was stomping loudly along with the team, "Hulk will help bugs take down puny goblin."

Luke Cage replied, "Green's right, Spidey. You won't have to be alone anymore, because you've got friends who can help you." Danny replied back, "You've got a friend in all of us Spidey." Jessica then smiled at him and said, "See? You're not alone anymore, babe. We're gonna stick with you to the bitter end. I'll always be by your side no matter what happens."

Then Coulson yelled back from behind the ranks with Agent May as he yelled, "Spidey, catch!"

He threw the newly designed cap's shield with all his might and Peter caught the incoming round weapon with his webs as he said, "Wait…don't tell me this is…." Coulson yelled back, "Yeah! It's cap's new shield! It's too heavy for me, so you have to deliver it to him!"

Peter held the shield as he looked it in awe and said, "Oh my god, I'm actually carrying cap's brand new shield! I'm seriously unlocking some fanboy achievement points with this."

Jessica rolled her eyes at her boyfriend as Tony sighed through his speakers as he said, "Ugh, fanboys."

Peter quickly took a glance back at behind the ranks and yelled, "Thanks, ya old man!"

Coulson twitched his eyes as he growled and said, "I'm gonna kick your ass for that."

May placed her hand on his shoulder as she replied, "Don't worry, you don't look that old."

Coulson let out a weak smile as he said, "Thanks May."

As Peter was in front of the group, mightily carrying Cap's new shield, Thor said with a thunderous boom, "Now, Man of Spiders and friends, let us go forth and help out friends in need!"

Archangel, Psylocke, Fantomex were behind the ranks of the Avengers as Fantomex retorted, "Ugh, mushy gushy Avengers crap and that shield…. my third brain's telling me to throw up."

Psylocke smirked as she replied, "You have to admire their camaraderie, though. Besides, look at that Spidey kid. He's got a nice ass."

Fantomex then scowled at Psylocke as he said, "You did not just go there."

Psylocke than giggled at him as she said, "You're so adorable when you get jealous."

As Fantomex was grumbling behind his mask, Archangel rolled his eyes as he added, "Come on you two! We've got a job to do! No time for dilly-dallying around."

Wolverine was right behind them as he nodded in agreement and said, "Rich boy's right. If Osborn gets away with whatever he wants, this'll be 10 times worse than fighting off Apocalypse."

Top Floor, Main Control Room of S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

The heroes have finally reached the top floor as they came across a sudden melee of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra agents. There were bodies laying on the ground, as some of them were just unconscious and others were more visibly dead than the others. In the midst of it all, there was Captain America, Captain Marvel, Hawkeye, and Black Widow fighting off the multitude of Hydra goons and Doombots.

They were still steadfastly hanging on their own but anyone could see that they were starting to get worn out. Tony blasted his way through the enemy lines as he landed next to cap and said, "Good to see you're still kicking, gramps."

Steve said out in a happy manner, "Tony! Talk about impeccable timing."

As the Avengers and The X-Force reached the top floor, they began to fight off the Doombots and more Hydra goons, Steve looked at Peter as he was expertly using cap's new shield to deflect the enemy attacks. Peter quipped as he was fighting alongside venom-blasting Jessica, "You know, babe. The more I use this, the more I want to keep it."

Jessica smirked as she was behind Peter and said, "You know you have to give it to him, right?"

Peter whined as he attached the shield with his webbing and threw it across the slew of the metallic dooms and Hydra agents and said, "But this is just so cool! How often do I get to hold cap's shield and kick ass with it? Oh, shit! Spidey-Sense!"

He then threw the shield at the Hydra agent behind Jessica who was about to stab her. She looked back at the now knocked out agent who caught off her guard as she gave a quick peck on Peter's mask and said, "Thanks, Spider-Dork."

Peter's cheeks were blushing behind his mask as he said, "You're welcome, my dear Spider-Darling."

Then his Spidey senses started to buzz again more heavily this time as he looked at the doombots now combining together to become a very large, almost tank-shaped like robot. Peter panicked and said, "I'm totally not gonna piss my pants right now."

Jess nodded as she said, "You and me both. Where the hell is the Hulk and Luke Cage?"

The African-American male and the green giant were easily busting through the lines of the enemies as they said, "You called?"

Luke Cage said to Hulk, "Now, it's time for me to do the fastball special."

Wolverine heard that as he saw the giant robot and smirked and said, "You don't leave me out when it comes that, bub. Now, bring it."

As Luke Cage and Wolverine were curling up, Luke said to the green Avenger, "And please, no change-ups on the first pitch. Only chumps do that."

As Luke Cage curled up into a ball, Hulk grabbed them and said out loud, "Hulk no chump."

Then he threw them with all his strength and yelled, "HULK SMASH!"

As Luke Cage and Wolverine flew towards the large enemy bot in a high speed, the bot started shoot laser at them as Luke positioned himself in front of Wolverine and took the brunt of the hit as he landed a hard punch on the armor and said, "Unbreakable skin, motherfucker!"

Logan started to attack with his claws as he started to claw and hack the armor. Luke Cage also kept hammering and landing hard hits as he said, "What the hell is thing made out of? I'm barely making a dent on this thing!"

Wolverine kept slashing away as he said, "Keep trying, bub. We can't let these assholes get away-huarrghh!"

Wolverine was impaled in the shoulder as he was struck down to the ground as Luke Cage yelled out aloud, "Wolverine! Argh!"

Luke Cage was also struck down the ground with a metal arm of the robot. Then Hulk stood in front of the robot as he said, "Another puny robot to smash for Hulk!"

He then grabbed its metal arms and twisting them together as he pulled them out of its joints. He then roared within the fury of him as he started to tear apart its head and its legs as he started to punch and smash them together. Luke Cage and Wolverine were just staring in awe as they watched the hulk take on more of those combined bots entirely by himself as he said out aloud, "HULK IS THE STRONGEST ON THERE IS!"

As the heroes were quickly making a work of the enemies in front of them as Peter caught glimpse of Captain America and he swung towards him and said, "A special delivery of upgraded shield for the one and only Captain America."

He handed him the shield that he was using that seemed to have bit of blood marks on it as he added, "Sorry, cap. I got a bit carried away with it. It's pretty sturdy though."

Cap grabbed the shield as he smirked at him and said, "Tell you what, son. You want to use my old shield for a bit?"

Carol was blasting away and punching at the doombots and enemy Hydra agents as she smirked at the conversation between Steve and Peter. Peter became wide-eyed behind his mask as he let out an inner squeal inside of him and said, "Y-you can't be serious."

Steve quickly knocked out another Hydra agent as he said, "Oh, I'm serious. You're making a good use of it. Now go and have fun with it, even though it's just a rental."

Then Peter swung off into the direction towards the enemy lines of the doombots and Hydra agents as he flung around Cap's old shield at his enemies. and yelled out loud in joy, "Holy shit! This feels amazing! It's spectacular!"

Natasha yelled out at Jessica and said, "Spider-Woman! You better keep an eye on your Spider-Man, and make sure he doesn't lose the shield! You know how clumsy he is!"

Jessica let out a smirk and a giggle at that comment as her boyfriend was living out a childhood dream of his while she was expertly knocking out more of the Hydra agents at her disposal. Peter knocked out a line of Hydra agents as he threw the shield along with his webbing and a Hydra agent was running for his life and said, "Ahh! Spider-Man's beating the crap out of us!"

Peter jumped down towards him and knocked him out with the shield and said, "Don't call me Spider-Man. Call me fucking Captain Spider!"

He then did a dorky superhero pose as Steve yelled at him, "PETER!"

Peter then looked back at him as he stuttered, "W-what?"

Steve pointed his finger at him and yelled back, "LANGUAGE!"

Carol rolled her eyes at her lover's comment as she snorted at him and said, "What a dweeb."

Clint fired more of his sonic and explosive arrows at the agents and robots as he remarked, "You got that right again. But seriously…did Spidey just call himself Captain Spider? Sounds like something out of a comic book….what a nerd."

Iron Man and Thor were dishing out heavy blows to the robots and Hydra agents and they were doing lots of heavy damage. Doctor Strange, The Wasp, and the Iron Fist were also not slouching either at the action as they were attacking the hordes of Hydra agents and the doombots as they were firing spells, bio-stingers, and flurries of powerful energy-based punches at the enemies.

Archangel, Psylocke, and Fantomex were also doing their part as they were engaging in battle with the enemies and beating them to a pulp because this battle too had meaning in the implications of the future for the mutantkind.

The heroes were starting to gain the upper hand of the battle as things seemed to be going in a rather smooth fashion. But it was never this easy. There were always going to be major bumps in the road in a battle like this.

As the hulk smashed the final doombot he let out a mighty victorious roar for he was thinking that the heroes won the battle. Then a red organic webbing burst through the steel wall and wrapped around the green Avenger as he was beginning to howl in pain. The hulk was thrown back to the wall as the force cracked the wall to collapse as the Green Goblin, Carnage, and Taskmaster showed up in front of the heroes. Norman rested his feet at the struggling Hulk as they were not alone.

Jessica beat a Hydra agent down she looked at the limp female scientist and yelled out in horror, "MOM!"

The Taskmaster was carrying another male unconscious scientist who was starting to grow scales on his skin and had a tail coming out of his backside but still had a recognizable human face. Luke Cage and Iron Fist looked at the man in the lab coat as they yelled out loud, "CURT!"

Peter clenched his fists as he looked at them and said in a furious manner, "Let them go, Norman. Or we're gonna have to do this the hard way."

The Green Goblin cackled out loud as he retorted, "Peter Parker, my boy! It's good to see you too, and look who we have here! Jessica, my darling…how've you been my sweet dear?"

Jessica's fists started to glow green as she growled back, "You're gonna pay for what you did to Gwen and Peter. You're gonna pay for what you did to me, you son of a bitch!"

Carnage said in almost a cackling, nails-to-a-chalkboard voice as he said, "The only bitch here in the room is you, Spider-Slut."

Peter stood next to Jessica as he said to Carnage, "You better watch that mouth of yours, Harry, especially now that I know what you did to her."

Harry's face came out of the bio-suit of the carnage as he gave an evil smile and said, "No hard feelings, Peter. It's just business."

Peter yelled back at him, "YOU FUCKING TORTURED HER, YOU MONSTER!"

Norman laughed out loud as he replied, "Monster? No…Jessica's the monster here. Did you know that her blood greatly modified by bio-armor for this Green Goblin suit as well as Harry's? She's the real cause that you're in this mess, which means that she's the real monster here."

Jessica stood silent as she began to remember how Norman took her blood by force and was beaten without mercy by Harry Osborn. She let out a tear from her eye as Peter said furiously, "You take that back."

Norman said in a mocking tone, "Come again?"

Peter yelled out aloud, "YOU TRIED TO KILL HER, AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL HER THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO HER AND HER FAMILY?!"

Jessica then looked at Taskmaster as she said, "And you. You're the one who killed my father, aren't you?! Fury told us to take you out, and I'll be the first one to go after your head!"

Natasha gently placed her hand on Jessica's shoulder as she said softly, "Jessica, you need to calm down."

Then the Taskmaster replied, "It's good to see you to Jessica Drew, my old pupil."

Then he removed his mask as Natasha gasped in horror and said, "T-tony? Tony Masters?!"

Taskmaster let out a cackle as he said, "Of course, who else could it be? Who else would be capable enough to kill Mockingbird?!"

Clint shed fiery tears in his eyes as he was about to shoot a explosive arrow as he said angrily, "I'm gonna kill you by any means necessary."

Taskmaster laughed out loud as he said, "Stow that talk, loverboy. You couldn't even land a hit on me even if I let you, not that I would anyways…"

Natasha aimed her wrist stingers at the murderer of her best friend as she was starting to become choked up and said, "We're gonna take you down."

Jessica was stunned in horror as she said, "Y-you? It was you the whole time? The one who killed my father and Mockingbird? It was you?!"

Taskmaster let out an evil cackle as he put the mask back on and said, "Oh, Jessica. You've always been so gullible. And you're still soft-hearted and weak…like you'll always be."

Natasha cocked her gun at him and said, "One more word from that treacherous mouth, and I'll shoot you right in the throat from where I'm standing."

Taskmaster then mockingly replied, "Oooh, such hostility. We're just here to talk….to work out a negotiation of sorts-"

KABOOM!

The Blackbird crashed through the room as it plowed through the remaining Hydra agents as the aircraft skidded loudly on the surface of the floor as it came to a screeching stop. Deadpool's mask was torn to pieces as his mutilated skin was clearly visible. He came out of the aircraft as everyone from the Osborns, Taskmaster, The Avengers, and the X-Force stared at him in shock. Wade retorted, "Yeah, yeah! I know I look like I face-fucked the topographical map of Utah! Deal with it!"

Then Green Goblin shouted in anger as he tossed Miriam's body aside as Peter grabbed her with his webbings and brought her to Jess and she gently placed her unconscious body aside to the floor away from the vicinity of the battleground at the moment.

The Green Goblin yelled out loud and said, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE INSOLENCE FOR TODAY! ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE BY THE HANDS OF THE OSBORNS!"

As they began to charge at the Avengers and the X-Force, Peter said to him in a angry manner, "No. This will be the last time that you're done hurting the people that I care about. You're gonna regret coming here and I will put an end to your lies and deceit for good!"

The heroes began to charge at the three enemies as Captain America said out aloud, "Avengers, X-Force, Assemble!"

The real fight begins! Who will come out on top? What consequences will our heroes pay? Just what is Osborn after in the Helicarrier? Find out next time in...Spider-Man: Secrets of Oscorp! Excelsior!

A/N: I took a lot of time and effort to write my first all-out action-packed chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did.

P.S. I would really like to thank my readers for staying patient and vigilant throughout this whole process and to my new readers, welcome to the club!

Sidenote: Ant-Man was pretty awesome. Had lots of comedy, drama and superhero goodness that I love. Oh, the ants were super duper cool. But hey...Luis though lol