-Kowalski's house-
As Eva was looking at the news, she took Kowalski's laptop, putting it and the cereals bowl on the coffee table and browsing through the history.
"Einstein. com; Freerice, hent...ai ai ai ai... My eyes... I didn't see it... Argh ducks and bucks!"
Eva rubbed her eyes trying to forget what she had just seen...but it looked to be impossible... She started to feel like she had eaten a thousand of red peppers, but instead burning her mouth, they burned her at all.
"I can't read the name... but ...wow... he watches this things with regularity...Oh... man..." She said bitting her lip... Shaking her head, she then scrolled down again one more time, and with a smile, said: "Booking4weddings .com ... uuuh... Checkpoint!"
She then tried to access it but in the same moment, the door starts to unlock...
"Eva, I'm here!" shouted Kowalski as he puts down in the kitchen the groceries.
Leaving the winter outdoor clothes at the vestibule, he lines himself to the living room, where his girlfriend was standing back with the cereals, the laptop closed and the TV turned on at an old Looney Tunes cartoon...
"Bugs Bunny? Really?"
"I better look at this instead seeing sort of cartoons from China, Japan or Korea doing something in a way over eighteen, if you know what I mean..." she said as taking another bite from the little cookies dunked in the sweet white milk, shivering in hope to forget this.
"Oh, I get it... you start accommodating with cartoons for the closer future..."said Kowalski in understanding.
"No... but it might can help me with my... uncomfortable situation... that I've seen seconds ago...But that images remains in my head...I though I'll search easily what I need... I've been living a lie..." she then stared at the blank ceiling.
"What?Women...Whatever..."said Kowalski as he went in the kitchen and put his shoppings in their specific place.
Returned from his little run, he came back to his fianceé.
"I missed you... did you missed me?"
"Of course I do... Why then I would accept your propose, in a location that I don't know by the way..."
"What?! Whatever... again..." He then looked at the table and saw a drop of milk on his laptop ."You again looked through my browser's history...Eva..."
"What? ME? Niet! No! Never ever ever evet ever fore... alright, I wanna know where you placed the wedding! It is killing me in a deep silence..."said Eva turning off the TV . She then lifted and broken the rule of personal space and sticked her forehead by his and looked straight in his eyes saying:
"I must know, Andrzej... I must know..."
"You'll know it... I let you one clue: Baltic Sea..."he said as he took his laptop and moved it in his room. She stalked him and started guessing:
"A... Denmark! No, Sweden! Finland?!"
When he turned she was behind him.
"Ahhh! What the...? You'll see, don't insist!" He said kissing her forehead. He gave her the papers from Classified. She took them in the kitchen and opened them over the sink, but in the same moment, Andrzej took a cup from the upper cupboard and made Eva to throw the files in the wet sink.
"Oh no..."said Eva as the important sheets felt . She lifted one of them but the words were blurred... actually earsed..
"Carp..."
"I'd swear greater but I have no time to search one..."added Eva taking her hair drier in hope she'll repair HIS mistake.
-NW Base-
As the corporal and Joe were on their way to the main computers, Classified came unexpectedly in front of them... by his looking, he was really mad...that kind of mad between W. W.I I and Apocalypse and epidemic of every little disease... every little one.
"Well well... The boys done something just right perfect... I was looking through the registers and I found that all the mission were accomplished... Even Copenhagen Kaboom."
"Annnnd... W-What that me-means?"said Short a bit scared.
"That means I have to get rid of Kowalski as fast as I can...uh! I hate him so much..."
"Why you don't want them? They're good and try to save people like us, no ?" Asked Corporal.
"Why?...WHY?!...WHY!? I wish that is a joke Corporal... They have damages over 3 million dollars and they still want to enter here...That's why! "
"But why you won't aceept but don't pay them? Maybe they're not so bad after all..."
"Because they want to enter just for the jetpacks! And they are expensive too! Just to recharge them you need 100!"shouted Otto.
"And why do you hate Kowalski?"
"HE WANTS TO TAKE MY DOLL! NO ONE TOUCHES MY DOLL...You two grown together, you know how much I loved her..."
"Yes I know..."said Kai rolling his his memories came pictures of he and his adoptive father loving him until Eva's presence started to push them apart...shaking his head, he entered back to the discuss.
"But I have a plan to get rid of that Pole bug... Plan a fly to India, A .S .A .P."
"Right away boss..."said both of them in unison with a salute.
-At the mall-
Private and Rico were haunting the mall up and down in hope of finding something for wedding... tuxedos and stuffs...
"Rico, come on! I have to try my clothes too!They're going to close at non-stop! "Shouted Private waiting for his friend.
Rico finally exits from the dressing room. He was wearing a black tuxedo and a red bow tie.
"Ugly?"asked the hefty one arranging his clothes.
"Rico, you look great in it... It's better than the green one for sure..."
"Really?"
"Yes...By the way, take care of that." said Private entering the dressing room, and handing to Rico his wallet and his 'Trend Lite'...
After 5 minutes, the little soldier was wearing a tuxedo , resembling with Rico's one and a purple bow tie.
"Wow..."said Rico with a whistle at the ending.
"Don't try to be... Skipper is better at this than you...Don't you remember?"
"Wa?"asked curiously the sarred one...
"That night when he and Marlene breakup because of it..."Private paused, giving a long look to the hefty one...Rico immediately understood.
They moved and took too another costume, this time a magenta -pinkish little bow...
"These 3 tuxedos... Something else?"asked the cashier. She was a tall woman with big blue eyes and short wavy hair and a smile like a sunshine.
"No miss. Thanks much."said Rico with a smile. They went on their way to the exit and Private asked:
"What was that Rico? "
"Umm... No thing!"
After this charade, both took a long way to their old house, on the apartment 8P, where they knew that their leader was at this time.
-Ye olde apartment -
Skipper was in their living -bed -kitchen room, looking at the news, while drinking his usual coffee...
The house was clean...'Hmm... Marlene was busy...Nota Bene, take her a cute necklace... 'thought Skipper, trowing an eye to the whole chamber. Remembering his last words he slaps himself...'Stop thinking at her, she hates you after that... Maybe not so hard than I thought ... after all, she let me in and hugged me...Enough daydreamings... Dreams are always for night...day is for thinking... Plus, what if one night she'll be killed just because someone wants vengeance on me?... Stop running cycles in my head Marlene! You drive me crazy!'
"Skipper!" said a cute British accent.
"Boys, where were you two?" Asked the leader turning off the TV.
"To mall. I got a costume for everyone to wear at Kowalski's wedding... talking about Kowalski and weddings , I want to tell him some congratulations, if I have the permission..."
"Well... put the shoppings down, go A. S. A. P. to the florists and take a nice bouquet and then up 3 more flats..."said Skipper handing Private some money.
"Yes sir, Skipper! "Said Private, running to the door, saluting.
-Later, in front of the apartment 3 K-
The little soldier was exhausted after this whole running... From the eighth flat to the closest florist,which is at 20 minutes away and climbing back 3 more flats... without elevator...
"Heck!I forgot about the elevator!" Said Private at the second floor...
He came back with a cute bouquet of roses in a lot of colours...
"Private, I remember that I told you to take a bouquet, not a rainbow..."said Skipper sarcastically,rolling his eyes.
"Whatever...hope she likes them..." Then he knocks on the metal door.
"Da, one moment! "A feminine voice shouted.
The unlocked door revealed a woman with a pink hair drier in one hand and some with a grey- ish white sheets of paper.
"Ah! Skipper, Private and Richard...Enter please..."said Eva letting them inside. Rico glared at her.
"No Ricky...Rico!"corrected the one.
"Here."added the pudgy one.
"Aw... they're awesome..I think those were expensive...you shouldn't bother."she then stepped back to assure that the door is locked.
"Kowaski is at the bathroom...he had just entered... we wanted to prepare the lunch... would you like to join us?"
"I don't join, I enroll... but if that means sonething to eat...Sincerely, I'm starved!" said Skipper, as they all,except Eva, went to the kitchen. She went elsewhere and took a vase, where she can put the flowers.
"Here."said Private, handing the bouquet.
"Oh, hey guys! "said the later Kowalski, kissing Eva's looked, but fast as lightning the vision was broken by Rico, when he covered his eyes.
"I think I'm old enough to see a little kiss."whispered Private to Rico.
"Nu-uh. You see no a thi'g...Too young Priv'te..." babbled Rico.
Skipper made them sing to shut up, then he turned to his second in command.
"Kowalski, can I talk a bit with you, between 4 eyes?"
He looked in his lover's eyes like he was begging.
"Go... I'll end here."said Eva rolling her eyes..."If he's the father... I don't want to see the kids..."she thought with a smile on her lips.
Skipper and Kowalski were heading to the scientist's bedroom and closing the door Skipper said:
"So... You and Eva..."
"What do you want Skipper?"
"Well, since last night was full moon And Eva being a Scorpio and you a Vigro ...Maybe you had an adventure for a night... A bit of chemistry... Some mud..."
"Aaaa!... Oh... Well, I can't touch her that way until wedding OR I tell her where is the wedding's location. "
"What you're gonna do?"
"Wait and wait or maybe I'll... HEY! Why are you suddenly so curious about my private, personally and intimacy life?"
"You're gettin' married Kowalski! That's why...By the way, I've been at Marlene today..."
"Wait... She let you in, WITHOUT howling at you after that...incident!"
"Yeah... So, would you like her to help your fiancée with wedding stuffs for girls..."
"Yeah... I suppose...I must ask Eva first."
"Oh good...Hey, wait..."
"What Skipper? "
"Can you go and pass a bit to Doris?... She'll really appreciate it..."
"What happened?"
"Long story but short time to tell it... you'll see. So, you'll talk?"
"Okay...But Eva must NEVER know! "said Kowalski.
After this whole discuss, they returned back to the kitchen.
"The food it's ready!" said. Eva handing some dishes. She then put in them some vegetables and 5 different sorts of fish...
"Bon Appertit! "Said Eva.
Skipper looked unsure about that food, he took a bite from that fish and then:
"Holly Zeus and all sort of gods! This fish is delicious... Kowalski: adjectives to describe this delicatesse! "
"Somewhere around: Good to die after one piece and end your days after this meal..."
"Kowalski, please..."said Private a bit sick of these words.
"Sorry Private."
"Oh, Wait! I forgot. I have a surprise..."said Eva and she went to the balcony. She then returned with a glass bottle
"I took a wine from Otto... It's one of my favorite tastes... 'Wine Made with passion, from Vrancea.' Wierd name..."
She took some glasses and put to everyone... At Private's glass, Eva stopped and asked the boy:
"How many years?"
"Eh...I'm 19."Private hesitated a bit...
"Oh, then let it pour... In Russia, the boys start drinking Vodka like water at 11. A pint of wine is like... nothing... If Skipper let you!"
Skipper nodded in agreed. She poured in Private's glass and she lifted her own.
"Let's have a toast: For love and family! Cheers!"
"Cheers!" Replied the boys as they toasted...
-After long discussions at the tabe, Kowalski's living room-
It was around 7 P.M. and from lunch, talking was their own activity. They even enter in the living room and started watching some movies and TV shows from HBO.
"Hmm... So what's the name of this show?"asked Private.
"Shadows"answered Kowalski.
"Why are the names of the characters so complicated?"
"Sh... because it is an East-European production..."replied Eva.
"What's about?"
"A guy who has a double life. One with a happy ever after and one as a Mafia Agent..."answers too Skipper.
"But it isn't an American show..."
"Yes, but you can find everything on the internet..."answered Kowalski.
Private was annoyed...and a bit sleepy. The then had an idea.
"Skipper, I'm not well... let's go home. " then Private pointed to the couple...
"Private's right... Eva, we had such a wonderful time with you two, the lunch was delicious, and the movies were awesome...We'll see you both tomorrow."said Skipper.
"Oh, okay... well good night."said Eva. Kowalski goes with them to the door and told them.
"I need help of you tomorrow. So at 0600 call me. Bye."
"Good night!"replied the trio.
Closing the door,Kowalski goes in the living room where his girlfriend was.
"So... What did you and Skipper talked about?"
"Well... Skipper went today at one of his ex- girlfriends named Marlene and asked her to help you a bit with wedding stuffs for girls..."
"If you know her, I can trust her..."
"Really?You're not..."
"I know, but I want to met other girls... you know that I know just boys..."said Eva Kissing his cheek.
"And one more thing, Eva... Russia."
"Yes... I am Russian..."
"No... The wedding is in Russia."
"You're lying!"shouted Eva.
"No... That's the last clue you'll get from me..."
"Aww... please tell me!"
"Sorry, Eva My lips are closed."
"Oh... I'll make you to speak... It is a bit too fast from my side... but if the bird can't talk..."
Then she kisses him. In no time, he started too his steps ...and like into a dance, they made their way to his bedroom...
-The apartment 8P-
"Great idea Private! To get us all out of there to left them only..."
"I thought that Kowalski needed a bit lonely with his girl friend ...And sincerely I'm not well..."
Then Private made his way to the bathroom.
"No wine for him anymore..."said Skipper searching some pajamas for himself and his last comrades.
-Meanwhile, India, in the jungle-
"Hello little tree...I need one of your fruits delicious but deadly juice..."said a voice taking a little, round fruit from a green tree.
"Otto, quick! Here are sort of kinds of venomous snakes and I don't want to be bitten by one of them. Come on!" Said Joe.
"Okay. Three more fruits and we left."Cutting the green fruits , they entered back in their plane and flew back home...
A.N. Sorry 4 taking so long.I have lot of troubles... oh, by the way:
Kai Björson- Corporal
Joe Short- Short Fuse.
*for who doesn't get it or didn't know, this is a combination between both worlds*