South Park: Facebook Comments

A/N: I know this has been done before and I am absolutely not trying to rip off any writer's work, but I really liked the those fics and decided to continue with the idea :)

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to Trey and Matt.

P.S.: I'm not very good at writing with abbreviations and absolutely hate to misspell words, so please bear with me.

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Stan Marsh has changed his profile picture.

-Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger and 40 others like this.

Eric Cartman ur a fucking hippy, stan.

Stan Marsh Up yours, Cartman.

-Kyle Broflovski likes this comment.

Eric Cartman fuck u, Kyel.

Kyle Broflovski No thanks ;)

-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.

Kyle Broflovski And spell my name right, fatboy.

Eric Cartman oh yea?! well screw u gais, im loggin out!

Kenny McCormick Thank god (lol 'gais' :P)

-Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski like this comment.

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Randy Marsh has tagged Sharon Marsh, Stan Marsh, Shelley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Ike Broflovski and 35 others in his new photo.

Stan Marsh Dad, why did you tag all my friends in this picture?

Randy Marsh lol, cuz im a cool dad, Stan lol

Sharon Marsh I thought I told you not to post this photo on facebook, Randy.

-Stan Marsh and Shelley Marsh like this comment.

Eric Cartman HAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH GOD wat a fucking gaywad Stan! xD

Kyle Broflovski Leave him alone, Cartman, nobody asked your opinion.

-Stan Marsh and Randy Marsh like this comment.

Eric Cartman Stay outta tis, u stupid joo.

Kyle Broflovski lol

-Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Ike Broflovski and 2 others like this comment.

Ike Broflovski I'm still wondering why I'm tagged in this photo.

-Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Craig Tucker, Clyde Donavan and 32 others like this comment.

Stan Marsh Yeah dad, you can't just tag people randomly.

Randy Marsh I can too stan, im ur father and I say I can lol

Sharon Marsh And stop saying 'lol', it's getting annoying.

-Stan Marsh and Shelley Marsh like this comment.

Randy Marsh lol, your just jelly dat im a cool dad and your not

Randy Marsh lol

Stan Marsh Oh god.

Shelley Marsh I fucking hate this family!

Randy Marsh SHELLEY WATCH UR MOUTH LOL!

Shelley Marsh so much.

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Craig Tucker has changed his status to in a relationship.

-Clyde Donavan, Token Black, Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick and 15 others like this.

Kenny McCormick Ooh, Craigy who's the lucky girl? ;)

Craig Tucker That's none of your business.

Kenny McCormick :O Jeez, what crawled up your ass and died?

Craig Tucker Your mom.

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Eric Cartman lol Creg, u totaly burned poo boi ;)

Kenny McCormick Fuck off, fatass

-Kyle Broflovski and Craig Tucker like this.

Eric Cartman Ay! Im not fat u poor pice of shit!

Kyle Broflosvki The world begs to differ.

-Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Token Black, Wendy Testaburger and 26 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman I hate all of u. so. fucking. much.

Wendy Testaburger Glad the feeling's mutual ;)

-Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Token Black and 23 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman Fuck u, hippy skank!

Stan Marsh Dude don't call my girlfriend a skank!

-Wendy Testaburger likes this comment.

Eric Cartman oh yeah? Or wat?

Stan Marsh Or I'm gonna kick your fatass that's what!

-Wendy Testaburger, Kyle Broflovski and 3 others like this comment.

Craig Tucker Alright that's it. Stop with the comments. I can't stand the nonstop notifications.

-Tweek Tweak, Bebe Stevens, Clyde Donavan and 7 others like this comment.

Kenny McCormick You were the one who started it Craigy ;)

Craig Tucker And this is why I hardly ever go to facebook.

-Token Black and Kevin Stoley like this comment.

Clyde Donavan Your such a killjoy, craig

Craig Tucker You're also one of the reasons.

-Eric Cartman and Bebe Stevens like this comment.

Clyde Donavan :O u hurt my feelings, craig

Craig Tucker Good.

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Eric Cartman BURNED!

Craig Tucker And stop liking my comments, Cartman, it's getting annoying.

-Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Eric Cartman want me to talk about ur moms bush then?

-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.

Kenny McCormcik Oooh go right ahead, Eric! :D

Craig Tucker You know what? You both can fuck right off. I'm sick and tired of your shit.

-Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Kyle Broflovski, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens and 9 others like this comment.

Craig Tucker And the others can stop liking my goddamn comments.

-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.

Craig Tucker MCCORMICK!

Kenny McCormick Hehe, sorry couldn't help myself :P

-Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotchand Kyle Broflovski like this comment.

Craig Tucker GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PAGE!

Butters Stotch :O Gee Craig, you sure are cranky today :P

-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.

Kenny McCormick Indeed, Butters, indeed

Craig Tucker For fuck's sake.

Eric Cartman lol we found a new hobby eh kenny?

Kenny McCormick totally ;)

Clyde Donavan lol, dont kno why u hate em so much, craig, their cool :P

-Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovskiand Eric Cartman like this comment.

Craig Tucker Shut up, Clyde.

Eric Cartman y thank u clyde, we sure r prety awesome ;) except for kahl that is

Kyle Broflovski FUCK OFF CARTMAN!

-Stan Marsh likes this comment.

Craig Tucker GODDAMN IT JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY!

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Kenny McCormick – Craig Tucker

Saw you with Tweek today, is he the lucky girl? ;)

Craig Tucker That's none of your bizwax, McCormick.

Tweek Tweak WHHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME? OH GOD DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

Craig Tucker Your caps is on again, Tweekers.

Tweek Tweak OH… okay thanks Craig :)

Kenny McCormick Awwww how cute :3

Craig Tucker Shut up, McCormick.

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Eric Cartman gaywads

Tweek Tweak gAH! wHY ARE YOU HERE cARTAMN?!

Craig Tucker Tweek. Caps.

Tweek Tweak OH sorry

Eric Cartman liek i sad. fucking . gaywads

Kyle Broflovski Why should they listen to someone who can't even spell?

-Kenny McCormick, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Wendy Testaburger and 13 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman GODAMIT I FUCKING HATE U GAS!

Wendy Testaburger You hate gas? I'm surprised as you're always farting :P

-Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Clyde Donavan and 24 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman SHUT UP WENDY FUCKING BITCH!

Stan Marsh DON'T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A BITCH FATASS!

-Wendy Testaburger likes this comment.

Eric Cartman FUCK OFF STAN THIS DOESNT FUCKING CONCERN U!

Butters Stotch Oh boy, things sure are heated around here! :O

Kenny McCormick Hey, Butters ;)

Butters Stotch Hiya Kenny! :D

Eric Cartman gret, now teh faggot's heer.

Butters Stotch Why Eric, that's not very nice :(

Token Black The only faggot I see is you, Cartman.

-Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Stan Marsh and 16 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman relly? are u all gonna gang up on me now? its like im teh 1% all over again

Craig Tucker EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS MY FUCKING PAGE AND I CAN'T TAKE THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS ANYMORE! YOU ALL CAN JUST FUCK OFF!

Clyde Donavan Cmon craigy dont be an asshole ;)

Ruby Tucker Yea, bro chill. I didn't know you had this many friends :D

Craig Tucker t-_-t fuck you Ruby

Ruby Tucker t-_-t fuck you too, big bro ;)

Kenny McCormick Craigy, you should be thanking me, I made you popular ;)

Craig Tucker t-_-t and fuck you McCormick t-_-t

Kenny McCormick Ooh, I get flipped off twice? I must be special then :D

Craig Tucker t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t t-_-t FUCK YOU MCCORMICK AND FUCK YOU ALL!

Butters Stotch Ooh I sense a pattern here :D

-Kenny McCormick, Clyde Donavan, Bebe Stevens, Ruby Tucker and 5 others like this comment.

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Randy Marsh – Stan Marsh

HEY STAN UR MOTHER WANTS U TO TAKE TEH TRASH OUTSIDE

Stan Marsh thanks for the update, dad.

-Randy Marsh likes this comment.

Stan Marsh don't know why you felt the need to publish it on facebook though.

Stan Marsh and in caps no less.

Randy Marsh DONT QUESTION ME STANLEY NOW GO TAKE THE TRASH OUTSIDE!

Stan Marsh I'm doing hw right now, dad.

Stan Marsh And besides, I took the trash outside yesterday.

Stan Marsh Isn't today your turn dad?

Randy Marsh NO ITS NOT STANLEY STOP QUESTIONING ME!

Stan Marsh Why are you writing in caps?

Randy Marsh CUZ THAT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT STANLEY! GAWL!

Kyle Broflovski I see your dad has stopped saying lol so much :)

Randy Marsh OH RIGHT I FORGOT! LOL! :)

Stan Marsh Thanks for reminding him, dude.

Stan Marsh And thanks for teaching him how to write emoticons.

Kyle Broflovski Anytime ;)

-Randy Marsh likes this comment.

Randy Marsh YO KYLIE BROF HOW R YA? LOL! :D

Kyle Broflovski I'm fine, Mr. Marsh how are you? :D

Randy Marsh AWESOME! :D

Stan Marsh Oh god, you gave Kyle a nickname dad?

Randy Marsh WHAT IF I DID?

Stan Marsh It's weird.

Kyle Broflovski Don't be so uptight, dude.

-Randy Marsh likes this comment.

Stan Marsh Which side are you on, Kyle?!

Kyle Broflovski On no one's side, dude, just chill

Randy Marsh YEA STANLEY DONT BE A PANSY LOL :P

Stan Marsh DAD!

Kyle Broflovski lol :P

Eric Cartman lol even stan's dad tinks hes a pansy :P

Stan Marsh Nobody asked you fatboy!

-Kyle Broflovski likes this comment.

Eric Cartman AY! IM NOT FAT U FUCKING HIPPY! FUCK U JOO!

Kyle Broflovski *Jew, Cartman, Jew

Eric Cartman then u admit ur a stupid joo

Kyle Broflovski Now you're just doing it on purpose.

Stan Marsh He can't help his own stupidity, dude

-Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormickand Wendy Testaburger like this comment.

Eric Cartman GODAMIT IM GONNA FUCKING KILL U ALL!

Wendy Testaburger I'd like to see you try, fartboy.

-Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick like this comment.

Eric Cartman dont tempt me, bitch

Butters Stotch Hiya fellas! :D

Kenny McCormick Hey, Butters :D

Butters Stotch :D

Stan Marsh Alright, just what the hell are you all doing here? This is a conversation between me and my dad.

Randy Marsh LOL STAN DONT BE AN ASSHOLE LET UR FRIENDS JOIN IN LOL

Kenny McCormick lol your dad's awesome, dude :P

-Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Clyde Donavan and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Randy Marsh THANK U GUYS SEE STANLEY EVEN UR FRIENDS THINK IM AWESOME LOL

Stan Marsh I'm not even gonna respond to that.

Kyle Broflovski Dude, you just did

-Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Stan Marsh Don't be a dick, Kyle.

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Eric Cartman he cant help it dude

-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.

Kyle Broflovski Shut up, fatass!

Eric Cartman DONT CALL ME FAT U FUCKING JEW!

Kyle Broflovski Oh so now you decide to spell it right?

Stan Marsh Even he has his wise moments it seems

Kyle Broflovski I find that extremely hard to believe.

-Wendy Testaburger, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and 2 others like this comment.

Eric Cartman FUCK OFF KAL! AND FUCK OFF GODAM HIPPYS!

Randy Marsh LOL I DIDNT KNOW U WERE SO POPULAR STAN :P

Stan Marsh Dad, please, just don't.

Kenny McCormick It's just another one of his hidden talents, Mr. Marsh :P

-Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Randy Marsh LOL KEN MCBRO HOW R YA? LOL! :P

Kenny McCormick Awesome, Mr. Marsh :D How are you?

Randy Marsh AWESOME 2! :D

Stan Marsh …Dad did you nickname all my friends?

Randy Marsh OF COURSE NOT STAN, JUST KYLIE BROF, KEN MCBRO AND ERICMAN LOL

Eric Cartman I nevr aproved of my nickname

Randy Marsh LOL U KNOW U LOVE IT ERICMAN :D

Butters Stotch Neat-o what's my nickname? :D

Randy Marsh OH! UH… BUTTERS!

Butters Stotch Oh boy I like it! :D

Kyle Broflovski Butters

Butters Stotch Yeah Kyle? :D

Kyle Broflovski It's your name.

-Stan Marshand Kenny McCormick like this comment.

Butters Stotch No it isn't, Kyle, my name is Leopold :(

Kyle Broflovski I know but we all already call you Butters, so it's not really a new nickname is it?

Eric Cartman kahl just dont be a dick k?

-Randy Marsh and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Randy Marsh YEA KYLIE BROF GET THAT STICK OUT OF UR ASS!

-Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Eric Cartman lol :P

Stan Marsh DAD DON'T INSULT MY FRIENDS!

Randy Marsh DONT U USE CAPS ON ME STANLEY!

Sharon Marsh RANDY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Randy Marsh Oh… hey Sharon

Sharon Marsh I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE TRASH OUTSIDE TWENTY MINUTES AGO AND I FIND YOU ON FACEBOOK?!

Randy Marsh Oh… hehe… hum…

Sharon Marsh THAT'S IT! NO MORE INTERNET FOR YOU TONIGHT!

Randy Marsh But Sharon! :O

Sharon Marsh NOW TAKE THE TRASH OUTSIDE!

Randy Marsh :(

Sharon Marsh AND STOP GIVING STAN'S FRIENDS WEIRD NICKNAMES!

-Stan Marsh likes this comment.

Stan Marsh Thanks, mom.

Sharon Marsh WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON FACEBOOK YOUNG MAN? YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW! GET OUT OF THE INTERNET!

Stan Marsh Alright, jeez, don't need to yell at me.

Sharon Marsh NOW STANLEY!

Eric Cartman lol ur in troule :P

Stan Marsh Fuck off, fatboy.

-Kyle Broflovski likes this comment.

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Shelley Marsh has tagged Stan Marsh in her new photo.

Shelley Marsh: My stupid turd of a brother and his midnight adventures.

-Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Clyde Donavan, Wendy Testaburger, Butters Stotch, Bebe Stevens and 25 others like this.

Stan Marsh WTF? WHEN WAS THIS?!

Shelley Marsh Last night.

Stan Marsh Goddamn it Shelley, why did you post this on facebook?!

Shelley Marsh Because. And it's not my fault you're a stupid turd.

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Kenny McCormick And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what our school's quarterback does after dusk ;)

-Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Bebe Stevens, Clyde Donavan, Craig Tuckerand 27 others like this comment.

Stan Marsh Shut up, Kenny!

Kyle Broflovski Dude you brought this upon yourself.

-Kenny McCormick, Ike Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman, Bebe Stevens, Craig Tucker and 19 others like this comment.

Stan Marsh Why are you being a dick to me, Kyle?

Kyle Broflovski Cause it's fun :)

-Kenny McCormick and Wendy Testaburger like this comment.

Stan Marsh WENDY!

Wendy Testaburger Hehe, sorry babe ;)

-Bebe Stevens likes this comment.

Stan Marsh Alright, that's it. Screw you guys t-_-t

Kenny McCormick lmao you sound just like Craig :P

-Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Clyde Donavan, Bebe Stevens and Token Black like this comment.

Eric Cartman yea dude dont be a dick.

-Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Wendy Testaburger and Butters Stotch like this comment.

Stan Marsh I'M THE DICK?! You are the ones ganging up on me!

Kyle Broflovski But you're the one who's all pissy about it

-Wendy Testaburger, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and 3 others like this comment.

Stan Marsh Kyle you're seriously starting to piss me off.

Kyle Broflovski Love you too dude :P

-Wendy Testaburger and Kenny McCormick like this comment.

Stan Marsh And stop liking each others' comments! It's getting annoying real fast!

Craig Tucker Now you know how I feel -_-

Kenny McCormick Heya Craigy! :D So nice of you to join the party! ;)

-Clyde Donavan, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch and Token Black like this comment.

Stan Marsh What did I say about liking each others' comments?

Kyle Broflovski To keep liking them?

-Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger and 7 others like this comment.

Stan Marsh You are being an enormous dickwad, Kyle

Kyle Broflosvki ;)

Randy Marsh STANLEY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Stan Marsh Uh-oh

Eric Cartman Haha ur fucked dude :P

Shelley Marsh Oh nothing dad. Just your son being the huge turd that he is.

Stan Marsh FUCK OFF SHELLEY!

Shelley Marsh WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME TURD?!

Kyle Broflovski Ooh NOW you're fucked dude :P

Stan Marsh Kyle, I swear to god, if you don't drop the act right now I'm gonna have to hurt you.

Butters Stotch Oh Gosh darn it, Stan, you and Craig sure are very grumpy fellas :P

Kenny McCormick You said it, Butters ;)

Randy Marsh I CANT BELIEVE UR HAVING A GROUP CONVERSATION WITH OUR FRIENDS AND U DIDN'T INVITE ME LOL!

Stan Marsh Oh goddamn it dad, this isn't a group conversation and they are MY friends not yours

Butters Stotch Oh shucks Stan, you shouldn't speak to your dad like that :(

Randy Marsh OMG THANK U BUTTERS JUST FOR THAT U EARNED A NEW NICKNAME

Butters Stotch :D Really?! Yay!

Eric Cartman godamit im gonna hurl if this gets any gayer

-Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Craig Tucker like this comment.

Randy Marsh U SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS BLONDIE!

-Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Eric Cartmanand 21 others like this comment.

Butters Stotch YAY! :D Thank you Mr. Marsh!

Kenny McCormick LOL! :D

Kyle Broflovski Oh my God! :D

Eric Cartman LMAO! OMFG thats fucking sweet! I luv u Mr. Marsh! :D

Randy Marsh THANKS ERICMAN LOL UR AWESOME 2! :P :D

Stan Marsh Please, oh mighty lord, tell me I'm just having a night terror and my dad isn't communicating with my friends in the most humiliating way possible.

-Shelley Marsh likes this comment.

Shelley Marsh I actually agree with you for once, turd -_-

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Kenny McCormick – Tweek Tweak

Hey Tweeky :D

Tweek Tweak OH GOD WHAT IS IT kENNY?

Kenny McCormick Lol, the caps are on ;)

Tweek Tweak OH right sorry. But what is it?

Kenny McCormick I have a question.

Tweek Tweak …which is?

Kenny McCormick Do you know who Craigy is dating?

Tweek Tweak oH GOD I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CRAIG'S LOVE LIFE! THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Kenny McCormick Alright, alright calm your tits I was just asking.

Craig Tucker What the hell are you doing McCormick?

Tweek Tweak OH SHIT I TAGGED HIM BY MISTAKE! OH MY GOD SORRY KENNY!

Craig Tucker Tweek. Caps are on.

Tweek Tweak OH SHIT sorry Craig

Kenny McCormick I'm very glad you decided to drop by Craigy, things sure aren't the same without you here :D

Craig Tucker Why are you talking with this dickbag, Tweek?

Tweek Tweak HE Was asking me if I knew who you were dating! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING DON'T HURT ME!

Craig Tucker McCormick

Kenny McCormick Yes Craigy? :)

Craig Tucker I thought I told you to fuck off

Kenny McCormick And I did, but now I'm baaack! :D

Craig Tucker Much to my misfortune

-Eric Cartman likes this comment.

Craig Tucker No, not this dickhead too

Eric Cartman AY! WHO U CALLING A DICKHEAD U STUPID ASSHOLE?!

Butters Stotch Hey fellas! :D

Craig Tucker GODDAMN IT WHY DOES THIS ASSHOLE FOLLOW YOU TWO SHITBAGS EVERYWHERE?!

Eric Cartman i ask myself that evryday -_-

Butters Stotch :O Shucks, Craig that's not very nice

Craig Tucker I don't fucking care. Wait, why the hell am I still talking to you? I hate you

Kenny McCormick Cause we're adorable ;)

Craig Tucker No. You're not. My hamster is adorable. You three plus Marsh and Broflovski are just annoying bags of rainbow and sunshine that can't do shit without each other.

Eric Cartman r u calling us fags, creg?

Butters Stotch Fags? :O What's wrong with being a bag of rainbow and sunshine, I think that's pretty cool! :D

Eric Cartman Sure you do, Butters.

-Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh like this comment.

Craig Tucker Great, now the rest of the Douche Squad is here.

Tweek Tweak OH GOD MORE PEOPLE THAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Stan Marsh Douche Squad? That's creative, Craig. Did you come up with it on your own?

-Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman like this comment.

Craig Tucker t-_-t Fuck you and I am logging out.

Kenny McCormick C'mon, Craigy don't be an asshole

Kenny McCormick Craigy

Kenny McCormick Craig

Kenny McCormick Craig?

Kenny McCormick Craaaaaaig?

Kenny McCormick Craigy Tucky?

Kenny McCormick CRAIG!

Kyle Broflovski Guess he really did log out, dude :P

Kenny McCormick Ah, whateva I'll just talk to him tomorrow :D

Butters Stotch Maybe we should just leave him alone, fellas :O he sounded awful sore to me

Eric Cartman Butters

Butters Stotch Yeah Eric?

Eric Cartman shut up

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A/N: I'm gonna end this here. Hope you enjoyed it and if you want more, just let me know! :D