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Ward and Agent 33 fleeing

"Don't even say it." says Ward speeding down the road in the car

"Say what that I was right." says Agent 33 not even looking at Ward

"No you were wrong. Someone was there. How else would you explain the guns?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe we set off an alarm?"

"I hadn't thought of that."

"Obviously. You're on your own though if you want to go back. I'm not risking my life for a dinner party."

Delivery for Mrs. May

Mrs. May is reading in the living room when the doorbell rings.

"Hello Fred, you're here early for the house maintenance."

"I know, but my brother Billy was talking to Agent May about finding a way to ship something to you. So he told me and then my brothers and I decided to make a day out of it. I hope we're not interrupting." he says gesturing to the patio where his two brothers were moving something into the back yard.

"Not in the least. It's always good to see some friendly faces. What did my daughter send me?"

"I was told to give you this." he says as he hands Mrs. May an envelope with her name on it

"Sam go the shed and find the ladder. You're going on the roof." says Fred as he exits the house

Dear Mrs. (Mama) May,

I know you said that we didn't have to get you a gift but we thought of something that you might enjoy. We made you a bulletproof fountain and paving slabs, don't worry its all in good taste. We also have silencers for your roof guns so you won't get another surprise visit from the cops.

Love,

The team

P.S.

May said that if nothing comes up, you can come up for her birthday. I still have no idea when that is though.

Skye

Want to get back at May?

"What's wrong Hunter? Only a couple more minutes until you can officially talk again." says Mack as he settles into the drivers seat

"Nothing I just can't believe I managed it."

"You mean you can't believe you listened to May." says Bobbi from the back

"That too."

"You want to get her back?" asks Coulson once he reaches their car

"May? No way she will definitely shoot me again when she's sure I'm not wearing a vest."

"Why is May going to shoot you?" asks Skye when she arrives at the car

"Coulson wants me to get back at May." says Hunter

"I'll take the blame. She'll know that you're not brave enough to try something like this without my go ahead." says Coulson

"It's your funeral mate. What did you have in mind?"

"You and her are going to be the only two people in that car for the first two hours. You can talk her ear off and she has no where to go."

"That's genius sir but I fear for your life." says Mack

"So do I. I think Mrs. May is going to help us. Get ready to get in the car on my signal."

Coulson waves his arm when he sees that May and her mother are enwrapped in their conversation.

"I think we should go with his blue tie and gray suit." says Skye to the others once Coulson gets in the car

"What's this for?" he asks

"Your funeral sir. Just in case we find your body."

Please don't kill me

"Are you scared?" asks Bobbi once they pull into the shopping center and saw the other car sitting in the parking lot. Hunter leaning against the car and May was no where in sight.

Once they got on the highway, they lost sight of the car that May was in. Hunter texted them and said that he's never seen May this angry before.

"Just a tad. I'm pretty sure May won't kill me." replies Coulson

"How sure?" asks Fitz

"Ninety percent."

"We'll get you a nice arrangement of flowers, sir." says Simmons

"Does anyone see her?" asks Skye

"No. Maybe she decided to let it go." says Fitz

"Let it go. May doesn't let anything go ahhh! Don't hurt me May. Please don't hurt me." says Coulson as the door opens and he's pulled out and slammed into the car

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you." says May as she presses Coulson up against the car while holding a gun inches away from his face

"Because I'm your boss and friend. Also you said you'd never shoot me in the head." the last part Coulson says in a soft voice

"Things change Phil and those aren't good enough reasons." she says as her finger is itching to pull the trigger

"Whose gonna run SHIELD then if I'm gone?"

"I could do it. According to you, I half in charge anyway."

"She's got you there." says Skye as the others nod

"Not. Helping."

May starts to countdown from five and reaches one before Coulson blurts out

"You couldn't live with yourself if you did it. At least like this."

May stands down and lowers her weapon.

"You owe me." says May walking away from the car

"I'll make it up to you. I promise. We'll do something special. I'll cook you dinner, breakfast, or both. I don't care how long it takes. You will forgive me." says Coulson as he runs after May

What's in the Basement?

"What are looking at?" asks Simmons when she sees Skye going over some papers.

"Blueprints of Mama May's house."

"How did you get them and why?"

"Hacker remember. I'm trying to see what's in the basement."

"What have you found?"

"Its huge, it looks like it runs under the lake. Is that a airplane hanger under the lake? It must be bigger than the Playground."

"So what its an underground base."

"Looks like."

"Mrs. May is living on top of a secret SHIELD base."

"Yep." says May walking up to the two of them

"And she's okay with that?" asks Skye

"At first no. When she found out she almost shot Fury. Then once she had time to think about it she said that SHIELD would probably be safer under her roof anyway."

Stop talking Phil and go to sleep

"What were you and Skye talking about?" asks Coulson as he lays next to May whose trying to sleep

"Nothing that concerns you." she replies before she turns on her side facing away from Coulson

"What if I order you to tell me?"

"I'd say it still doesn't concern you. Is there a reason you're yapping instead of sleeping."

"Just been awhile since we've had a proper conversation that doesn't involve work."

May doesn't say anything after that but there is a rustling of sheets and Coulson thinks that May's asleep until he hears her sigh.

"I'll give you five minutes, you talk about anything to your heart's content. You can't talk about work, Captain America, and work."

"You said that twice May."

"I know what I said. Just chose something so I can go to bed."

"Fine but you have to at least roll over. I'm not having a conversation with your back."

May rolls onto her back and turns her head to face Coulson who is smiling at her.

"Happy."

"Very. Now what shall we talk about."

Once again I'm glad you guys enjoyed my story. I'm thinking of posting a semi-sequel.