UPDATE:

I know its been multiple years since this fic was started. My coauthor abruptly disappeared from the site. I haven't been in contact with her since. I hope with all my heart that she is alive and well, as I never spoke with her in real life.

This fic will be marked as unfinished for the rest of its existence.

This is also my offer to put it up for adoption.

If anyone is interested in taking it and its rights (though it has no rights) off my hands, PM me.

Thank you.