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The courage of a Lion. Alertness of a Stagg. Determination of a Wolf. A Wraith like a Dragon and of course the Cunning of a Fox. Westros will bend knee to a new king. The Fox King. RaTed R For Mature Audience.

Episode I: From the North to the Throne.

Never trust a Lannister….no no no, Hear me roar!; wait that's not right….a Lannister always pays his debts. Well whatever it is, it's a lie. I am the youngest Child of Tywin Lannister; Youngest half sibling to Jaime, Cersei and Tyrion Lannister. Uncle to Joffrey, Myrella, and Tommen Baratheon. I've been given many names, bastard, Hill, a boy who knows too much. But lately I've been called a different name. The Scarlett Fox. I've been told my tongue of silver tongue could get me out of trouble and my niche for always tricking someone into anything also helps. But I guess you want to know who I am and all; although I don't feel like telling you, I suppose I could this one time. I am Naruto Lannister; The Scarlett Fox and master of thieves. There, you know who I am, so I guess we can get on with this adventure of politics, war, sex and murder.

(3rd POV)

North: Winterfell

The north. With all the evergreens and flora. It was still a blistering cold place to be. The royal ride north to visit the king of north was uneventful to say the least. Naruto rode from behind on his steed, wearing a mixture of leather and plate armor that looked to be more like robes than anything else. And to make the armor even more exotic; his cowl resembled the shape of a fox head. He let out a low groan, pulling on the reins a bit to speed up; coming along the left of the carriage to look inside to his sister. He could feel a cold draft come through as he muttered under his breath. It was made for the cold…well not yet anyways. He looked back into the carriage and cleared his throat.

"What is it now Naruto?" Cersei asked, not even looking in his direction. She was getting annoyed with his plentiful questions on the trip.

"Why is it so fucking cold up here?" Naruto asked; "And why did I have to come along for this ride? I was better off stay back at Kings Landing, managing the Den." Cersei let out a scoff and rolled her eyes. She knew what Naruto was talking about, hell everyone knows what Naruto means when he says 'Den'. It was his brothel, home and safe house.

"Because, you are the only one I trust over Joffrey."

"Bullshit. I'd beat the spoiled brat a new one." Naruto gave her a blank glare before raising a brow; "You are afraid he might end up doing something stupid in front of the Starrks." Cersei rolled her eyes and gave him a short nod. "Fine, I'll keep him in line. But expect a few black and blues to come." With that Naruto slowed down to watch over the rear once more; this time accompanied by his other older siblings; Tyrion. The dwarf.

It was once again a silent ride north. The twenty day ride came to an end when the stone gates of Winterfell came into view. The oldest Castle of all of Westeros. Naruto raised a golden brow at the walls. In his head, he was already calculating his route, climb, fall trajectory. Speed he would need. It was no secret to the Lannisters that Naruto was gifted. The boy could climb anything and fall with little to no effort. And his jumping skills. Ever since the boy was young at six, he was always able to leap at great heights. Add in his agility and his flexibility; the boy was a natural acrobat. They rode through the gates, and to his surprise everyone kneeled before them as they went by.

The short ride through the hold and castle was eventful if anything was to go by the cheesy smile on Naruto's face. He was already picking out who he was planning on bedding for the duration of his stay in the North. And then everything came to a stop. Before them was Lord Eddard Starrk with his wife; Lady Catlyn Starrk. Along with their children, Robert, Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon Starrk. And then he saw the so called bastard child of the north. Jon Snow. Naruto pulled his horse alongside the carriage before stopping in for front. He scowled a bit, watching his nephew be cocky and hand his horse over to snow with an insult. And then his attention turned to Robert Baratheon as he shamed himself upon getting off his own horse. Needed a set of steps to do so. Naruto could only snicker a little as Jon came to stand alongside him.

"I didn't know you were coming back so soon." Jon asked Naruto as he held onto the reins of Joffrey's horse.

"Yeah…wasn't by choice if you ask me." Naruto replied as Robert spoke with Eddard; "So…Catlyn still dislikes you?"

"Sadly enough. After you left everything went back to the same." Jon answered; "But, at least she lets me join the table every now and then." Naruto gave a nod before dismounting his horse; "I'll see to it that Kushina is feed my Naruto."

"Please do so." Naruto walked off and over towards the two talking lords. His hands found their rest in the pockets of his cloak as his steps became more slowly driven. Before he could reach the two lords he was stopped by the heir to the north. Tilting his head ever so slightly he looked at Rob with a raised brow.

"Yes Rob?" Naruto asked.

"Why are you back again?" He asks, his tone was cold and laced with venom. Rob Starrk never liked Naruto; he viewed our blond as a nuisance and a pest.

"Because Starrk, my sister asked for me." Naruto returned with the same cold tone and venom; "And don't worry, I promise to be a little bit more gentle with your whore." Naruto laughed as he pushed his way through. He wasn't in the mood for the idle threats that came from the eldest Starrk son.

It was close to the dusk and everyone was in a scurry to prepare the meal for the royal family. Everyone could be accounted for, from the king himself already dunk off his ass to the queen 'socializing' with Lady Catlyn. Even the children could be found. But when it came down to the close hour to meal. Naruto could not be found at all. Instead, Jaime and Tyrion were out looking very low. Naruto actually found himself a tree to nap in. High off the ground and well shaded by the canopies. His cowl covered his whole upper side of his head; his arms crossed and his left leg hanged loose from the branch. He was snoring lightly and muttered a few highly provocative words about a certain lady he knew. And then he went back to snoring.

It didn't take long for the two Lannisters to find their younger brother, mainly due to the fact he left a note under the tree telling them to look up. That was easy. The hard part was waking him up and getting him to come down without causing any damage to the area around them. Jaime went first, using a rock. He threw it up at Naruto and missed him completely. Tyrion laughed a little and did his attempt which was close to the same thing. This time, he only barely hit Naruto which was enough to make the fox themed blond shrug a little in the tree. This went on for a good ten minutes; each time Naruto got hit; he would only shrug it off. It wasn't until Jon came around and looked at the two before looking up. He smiled a little and spoke.

"Trying to wake him?" Jon asked.

"Yes, our sister wants him dressed and ready for the party in a hour." Tyrion answered as he threw a rock up. Jon laughed a little and shook his head.

"Mind if I try?"

"By all means boy. Go right ahead." Jon let out a sigh and looked up before smiling.

"Yo Naruto!" He yelled; "Annabelle from down the way told me she's pregnant!" Jon only smirked and took a step back as the two brothers looked at him as if he was crazy.

"I don't see how that wo-." Jaime said only to be cut offed by Naruto falling down from the tree in a panic.

"Fuck no. Fuck no fuck no!" Naruto yelled in a panic as he looked around; "I'm screwed, totally screwed Jon. If her husband finds out about that I'm not going to make the night." Jon on the other hand starting laugh; holding his side as Naruto looked at him blankly with a raised brow. "Jon…you were lying right?" He asked, ah to carefully. Jon nodded his head and walked away; "Dude, that is totally not cool!" Naruto barked, walking after the bastard son; with his brothers not too far behind.

The fest was lively, livelier then Naruto could imagine. He sat back on the bench, looking down the table at everyone stuffing their faces with food. His eyes went over towards Joffery who was boosting about his so called deeds; and then over to Robb Starrk who was glaring a hole through his skull. Naruto let out a sigh and lifted up his tankard to take a drink. Closing his eyes and sighed. He could feel each and every presence around him. From the Baratheon King to the spoiled wannabe Lannister King. Then he felt someone take a seat next to him and the scent of lilac, lavender and silk hit his nose. He basked in the scent before opening his eyes to see his sister sitting next to him. Cersei would do that time to time, when her husband and king was off fucking whores and making more bastard children; she would spend time with her half-brother.

Cersei couldn't stand the sight of Robert Baratheon making out with mead girl. It made her sick to her stomach, even more then Jaime having his way with her. She needed to get some air, some alone time. So she left the company of Lady Starrk and made her way around the room. Its wasn't until she came across her younger brother. She took a seat next to him and laid her head on his shoulder. She knew Naruto could smell her, he always could. She let out a low sigh and rest her hands in her lap.

"Sick of seeing the fat ass be a horny ass?" Naruto asked, taking more sips from his tankard.

"He is your king you know." She scowled and barked; "And you should respect my husband more."

"My king hangs between my legs and you bow to it every now and then." Naruto cracked and drank some more. Cersei moved her head from his shoulder and looked at her brother like he grew another head. Naruto looked over at her with a raise brow and took another swig of his wine; "What? You know it's true." Cersei narrowed her eyes and spoke in a hushed tone.

"You agree never to talk about that in the presence of the public." She threatened, or tried to but Naruto knew better.

"Then why is your hand on my cock at the moment." He pointed down, letting her know that her right hand was resting on his crotch. Her face went to a scarlet color and she removed her hand, looking away.

"I-I hate it when you do that." She muttered. Naruto shrugged his shoulders and looked off to the distance.

"You know, no one will notice if you get under the table right now." She turned around and looked at him. The sound of a hand meeting a face echoed in the busy and loud hall as everyone turned to look at the two with a raised brow.

"Woah…didn't take you to be into punishing your toys." Naruto laughed. Cersei tried her best not to break her baring and let out sigh, returning to resting her head on his shoulder once more.

"Sister." Naruto whispered.

"Yes?"

"Joffery is a little cunt." He laughed only to hear Cersei laugh with him.

Speaking of the blond little shit stain called Joffery Lannister, I mean Baratheon. He was sitting beside Sansa talking over stories of his adventures in Kings Landing and Sansa was eating it up like nothing. She would swoon and sigh, bat her eyelashes as the prince go on through his stories. Sansa didn't even know why she was doing it. If she were to guess; it had to be the fact she was obsess with a blond hair, blue eyes Lannister. She direted her eyes from Joffery and over towards Naruto; a frown cased across her face at the sight of the Queen laughing with him.

Joffery notice Sansa's lack of attention on him and frown. Following her line of sight over towards his uncle and mother. A growl escaped his lips as he clenched his fist around the horn cup of wine. He could never understand the obsession women had with his uncle. Everywhere he would go; if his uncle was around. He got the attention. It furriated the prince to no end. Even his siblings took a liking to their uncle. Joffery let out a cough; making Sansa return her attention to him. A smirk grew on his face at the new attention he got; but it only lasted a second as food made purchase on Sansa's face. The room went quiet as everyone turned to look at little Arya with a goofy grin on her face and another spoon filled with mushed greens. Before she had the chance to fire it off, Rob came up behind her and sent her off to her room. Naruto let out a small laugh along with Sansa before they went back to their business at the party.

The sun began to rise over Winterfell and the north. Its orange rays breaking through the heavy drape into room long eastern walls and rooms. People were already up and about, working down in the kitchen and tending to the fields. Looming over the hills towards the farms, one could the morning crap picking starting to begin and soon the cattle let loose. It was a quiet morning for the most part and very few people were ruining it. Coming long the eastern wall, up the stairs and around the bend we could see the loose locks of gold poking out from beneath fur pelt blankets and sheets. Naruto let out a groan in his sleep, moving a bit upwards to free his head and face from under the fur. He opened his deep blue pools for eyes and looked around the room. Wincing a little as his eyes came in contact with the sun. Pulling his arm over his eyes to shield them from the rays he heard a grunt and a moan. Freezing in mid motion he looked down to see his stomach area slightly bigger than normal.

He knew someone was under the fur and on top of him; he could feel his lack of clothing too; which brought him to the conclusion that he had company in his bed chamber. He brought his hands down and under the fur, traveling down the person's body to feel each and every curve that they had. He could only smirk and lay his head back down on the feather pillow and let out a grunt as he brought his hands up under the lady in his bed and pull her up. To his surprise, the sight of golden blonde hair became visible. He brushed her hair back to see her still sleeping, nice and calm. He liked her better this way; she was less of a queen and more of a lady. He was brought out of his stupor by the sound of pounding on his door. He let out a groan and sat up a bit, watching Cersei fall a little to rest on his stomach a bit more.

"What?" He called out, not too loud to wake his sleeping sister.

"Lord Lannister, the king wants to know if you seen her grace?" Said a voice that Naruto recognized was Jon.

"Jon, I have. She said something about taking a ride around the city to clear her head for some reason." Naruto answered.

"Damn it." He heard Jon muttered; "Thanks Naruto. I'll let the king know." Naruto could hear Jon walk away and let out a sigh. He pulled the fur pelts away to see Cersei still dressed in her sleep gown. He nudged her a little, waking her up.

"Horseback riding around the keep?" she asked in a groggy tone.

"Yep. Best get dressed. Jon should be down at the stables to check if your horse is gone. Cersei let out a yawn and sat up on Naruto's lap and stretched. She gave him a look over and sighed; crawling off Naruto and out of the bed.

"Thanks." She mumbled as she looked for something to wear over sleep gown. Naruto reached over and gave Cersei's ass a slap, laughing as she looked over at him with smirk and blew him a kiss before walking towards the door; with a limp. Naruto watched his sister walk off and out of his room and climbed out of his bed. He stood the same as the day he was born and looked out of the window at the rising sun with a smirk on his face. He had a good feeling about today.

Naruto walked into the dining hall to see very few people eating. He stood and looked around, taking in everyone around him. Robb Stark was eating with the Greyjoy ward. Arya and Bran were feeding their growing Direwolves. And then there was his imp brother Tyrion talking with his nieces and nephews while eating as well. He stepped down from the small perch and makes his way over to the table. As he walked by food maids he gave out orders.

"Oh, I'd like a plate of smoked sausage, blacken bacon and potatoes." He said making his way over to the table; "Oh and some honey oat soaked in milk. And a tankard of honeybrew mead." He climbed up to the table and took a seat next to his brother.

"Moring fox." Tyrion said as he ate.

"Imp." Naruto muttered, stealing a piece of toast from his nephews plate; "Maid, also bring me plenty of toast." Naruto was mildly happy this morning, which was odd to his brother as Naruto wasn't a morning person. His steward back at Casterly Rock and attest to that, mainly due to the poor soul having scar's form Naruto lashing out at the boy in the morning.

"You are oddly in a good mood little brother." Tyrion muttered before going back to drinking his morning wine.

"I have good morning's dear older smaller brother." Naruto replied as he watches the maid lay down plate after plate of his breakfast; "They are not just as frequent."

"Well…what is this I hear about the young wolf lord challenging you to a spar?"

"He did?" Naruto ask, with a brow rise slowly chewing; "I don't remember that." He swallowed and turn to see Robb glaring hard; "Did we agree on a time?"

"After you finish your food Lord Naruto." Jon said as he joined them at the table; "And you accepted the challenge last night, between drinking a tankard of mead and groping one of the mead maids."

"Explains the warmth and the moans this morning." He muttered, accepting the challenge once more. "So…wagers?" He smirked and turned around to look at the young wolf lord.

"100 gold dragons on you little brother." Tyrion said, dropping a sack of gold on the table.

"I'd make that if I had the money." Jon muttered only to see Naruto open his purse and drop a small sack of gold on the table.

"I'll spot you this time." He laughed.

"I see your bet and raise it another hundred Gold Dragons on Robb Stark." The Greyjoy ward said out loud; making Robb smirk a bit more as he looked eyes on Naruto.

Naruto returned the glare and reached into his coat, pulling out the Twins. Tyrion let out a gasp along which his nephew and nieces. The Twins were a pair of daggers, made from Valerian steel and dragon bone. They were unique and very rare set of weapons. They were one of a kind, with a unique addition that your normal daggers. At the hilt was a ring about the size and width of a finger. Naruto slide his middle finger into one of the rings and gave the daggers a spin, adding more onto his intimidation act. This was going to be a very interesting spar in a moment.

"You don't scare me Lannister." Robb barked, narrowing his eyes.

"All wolves say that when facing a lion." Naruto replied; "You are nothing but a lil pup facing an apex predator.

"I'll match that and raise you three hundred Greyjoy." Said a deep voice. Everyone turned to see Robert standing at the top of the steps; "On Naruto winning. I've seen the lad fight, he's a predator." Robert laughed loudly as Ned came around and matched the price.

"My son will win."

"You hope."

"I know." Naruto turned back around, letting his brother-in-law argue with his friend and went back to eating his breakfast. He was going to need all the energy he could get for this match; mainly due to the feeling this was going to be very, very hard spar.

Winterfell: Training Circle

The training circle was up and most if not everyone in both, well all three families were present to watch. Starks, Baratheon and Lannister. Everyone stood and sat around the circle and watch as the two combatants prepare to fight. Even though Lady Stark only wanted them to use practice swords, the words and whinning of the soon to be King changed the terms. Joffery wanted to see if his uncle could be killed in this spar and complained about the lack of real blades, in turn made his father and king make the demand that both Robb and Naruto use real steel and sharpen blades. Both comply with little to no complain.

Robb was in his corner with Greyjoy sharpening his sword and talking plans with his friend and ward. They needed to figure out how to put the lion down and fast. They each know of the rumors around the youngest Lannister. He was quick, agile and lethal up close. Robb gave a few nods, hearing Greyjoys words and brushed him away. He gave his great sword a few test swings to find its weight and balance before approaching the circle, ready to spar.

On the other side was Naruto; who had his arms crossed and cowl up over his head. To everyone around him he looked like he belongs across the narrow sea and with one of the other kingdoms. He let out a sigh and gave his neck a crack step back to stand next to his oldest brother; the Kingslayer Jaime. Jaime gave him a few words of tactics and mentioned a few things about northern fighting. Naruto took them into consideration and step into the circle, reaching into his cloak and pulled out the Twins, giving them a spin and took his ready position. Both daggers held in a reverse grip arms crossed.

"Now, I want this to be a clean fight." Said Robert with a laugh; "But be sure to fuck him up a good one Naruto."

"With pleasure my lord." Naruto whispered, taking a step to his right. Robb followed in step, each circling the other with their eyes locked.

"Then, get on with the bloody fight!" Robert roared. That was Robb's cue to strike and fast.

Robb brought his great sword down only to be surprised on how easy it was for Naruto to block and hold the massive sword against his smaller daggers. The weight of the sword coming down upon Naruto, and he only barely bent his knees to holding it. From under his cowl, Robb could see his cold blue eyes pierce freely. The cries of steel grinding against each other echoed as Naruto dragged his daggers along the great sword. Robb felt a foot connect to his stomach, a fluid roundhouse kick let loose from Naruto. Robb staggered back a little. Surprised at the fighting style Naruto had. He heard the rumors that Naruto doesn't fight like a southerner nor a northerner or any other swordsman style. He was too loose and free; and his daggers gave him little to no breathing room. Robb was knocked out of his train of thought as he had to roll over to dodge a vertical slash from Naruto. Using his now gaining momentum, he returned the favor and went for a vertical slash; aiming to remove Naruto's left arm from his shoulder. Clank and scrap. Robbs sword was blocked again, this time on the inside of Naruto's left arm and dagger.

Naruto was grinning like a mad man under his cowl. He was toying with the young wolf, trying to see how the wolf would think. Robb was a good swords man; his skills with his great sword said that. But Naruto was better fit and had the advantage. Naruto was more close range fighter; he loved to get up close and personal with his opponents. Robb with his great sword; had more power the Naruto. But what Naruto lacked in power, he made up with speed.

It was already ten minutes into the fight and Naruto barely broken a sweat oppose to Robb who was panting hard. But unlike Robb who only bared a few scratches, Naruto was wearing more cuts.

"You're good, I'll give you that." Robb panted tossing his great sword aside and reached for his short sword; "Theron, my shield." Robb barked. Theron came into the ring with a circular shield with the Stark Family Sigil.

"I know that. I had more time to play with swords then you." Naruto paced back and forth, letting Robb get suited once more; "But you have skills, let's see that sword and shield combo." Robb gave a nod and ran forward, bashing Naruto's head against the shield. Naruto stumbled back, losing his balance quickly. He only had a split second to bring his daggers up as the short sword came at him. Blinks were slow for Naruto's eyes as he looked at the tip of the sword with fear. Robb withdrew his sword, and went to hacking downward; trying to implant his sword into Naruto's head. Naruto rolled to his left, watching as the sword misses him. With a reaction time that was tuned to perfection through many years of hazardous training; Naruto was able to turn around in time to catch an arrow. Holding it up at his face he smirked.

"Theron, glad you can join us." He said with a cocky smile. The Greyjoy ward stood with his bow arm out; an arrow already lined up for a shot. He spun around, blocking another sword attack from Rob and then destroying an arrow from Theron.

The fight went like this for a while; whenever Rob would attack, Theron was right behind him with an attack. Normally a plan like this would work against someone; due to low likelihood of them being able to strike. But against Naruto; it was futile. He could track both fighters, then again. He did cheat a little and watch the two of them bully Jon in a spar to learn their plan. Naruto found himself now fighting both; Robb with his short sword and shield and Theron with a long sword. Cries of steel against steel and the sudden increase if testosterone between all three males. Naruto was not sporting a sweat, his chest heaving as he tried to get air back into his lungs. His eyes moved between Theron and Rob, both looking the same as him; well Rob was worse off.

"Wanna call this a draw?" Naruto asked with a small smile. When he got no response; he only groan and brought his daggers back up.

He took this chance to analyze everyone around him. He was going to finish this here and now; mostly due to the fact he was getting tired and sore. He felt Therons foot leave the dirt as the ward made his attack. Naruto turned, bring his knee up and made contact with Theron's stomach; knocking the wind out of him. Once Theron fell to the floor; Naruto turned with blinding speed and let loose one of his daggers. Robb was shocked, bringing his shield up and felt the blade embed into the wood. Smirking; Robb lowered his shield and let out a gasp as Naruto pushed the young wolf down and saddled him; his second dagger poised at the wolfs neck.

"Submit." Naruto whispered; low enough for only Robb to hear.

"I submit, I submit!" He yelled; scared as the look in Naruto's eyes told him that he would have been dead if this was a real fight. Naruto smiled, and got up; offering his hand to help the wolf back onto his feet.

Everyone gasped at the sight; those who knew Naruto; knew he was lethal and dangerous. Joffery was mad; his uncle was still alive and was now taking all the attention. King Robert was clapping and laughing at the sight of a good fight. Ned could only pity his son as he knew the fox went easy on him; as for Theron….well he knew Naruto was just playing rough. Cersei had a smirk as she watch the one man she loved show off his skills. Arya and Bran were clapping; happy to see a spar and more on Arya side, see her older brother gets his ass handed to him. Sansa on the other hand. She had a deep blush as she looked over Naruto in lust glazed eyes. He was becoming more and more her prince charming; and she knew she was going to give him beautiful blond hair and blue eyed babies.

Winterfell

Naruto stumbled a little, trying to regaining his footing. It's been a little over three hours since the sparring match and most if not the whole castle was busy preparing for the nights food. Naruto on the other hand was not. He was tripping and stumbling around his bed chambers trying to fight off the pain that laid claim over his legs. He held onto the bed post, hunched over a little as his chest heaved. Everything behind him was in a mess; papers thrown everywhere, the chairs tipped over; couch on its side. It was like a storm went through the room. Naruto looked up to see his door and let out a groan; his muscles were begging him to stop and not move. Naruto let out a low sigh, closing his eyes. There was a gust of wind and the sound of tearing around him. When Naruto went to reopen them; he was somewhere else. A tree large, wide and pastel white with red leaves. It was surrounded my lush green grass with a small pond and flowers. He knew where he was. He let out a sigh, cracking the bones in his arms and back before departing the Godswood.

Naruto made his way through the hold, watching as people parted from him as if he was god himself. Naruto was getting tired of being in the north already; well more so tired of the cold. It wasn't his fault he grew up in warmer climates. He looked up from a stall he was standing at, an apple in hand to see a more southern style building. A smirk formed over his lips as he traded a few silver stags for the apple and made his way over. He pushes open the double oak doors and nearly gagged. From behind the doors, the smells and scents of oils and burning herbs escaped along with the smell of close intimate contact. He walked in and was greeted by the hostess; who in turn handed him a ledger to look at. Naruto made his ascend up the stair case and towards another more screen style set of doors. He opened the screen and walked in, heading over towards a desk and took a seat.

"Northern style money." He whispered; "Always hard to get; unless we are at war." He closed the ledger and dropped it on the table. He reach over for the already set chalice of wine and took a sip. He looked up as the screen to the room open up and a lady walk in. Her cloths hanging loose as her tits showed off to him.

"Yes?" He ask, his voice calm and stern.

"Master, the ladies didn't know you've returned to the Den." She said in a calm voice. Naruto gave her a nod and held up his chalice.

"Think you can fetch me more wine?" She bowed her head and walked over to table, picking up the wine pitcher and walked back; "And send the Mother in." She bowed her head again and walked away. Naruto went back to the book before him and started counting the coin that was marked down. He sat back, dropping his quill as the Mother walked in. She was more dressed and looked far better than the others.

"Mater Naruto. You called for me?" She asked.

"Of course. Where is the treasury?" Naruto asked.

"In the vault. Behind the banner." She answers, placing her hands on her hips. "Oh, and your brother is here again."

"Which one I have three." Naruto asked, standing up; "Well there could only be two as one is swore to celibacy." He walked over the door as the Mother followed him; "You know what, never mind. I think I know whom you speak of." He walked down the stairs and around the bend towards the vault that was located behind the banner of House Stark.

He was about to open the vault when he felt a sudden chill down his spine. He looked over his shoulder before letting out growl almost primal in sound. He blurred out of view of the whore house matron and appeared not so far from his older twin siblings. He looked around before catching word of Bran falling from a tower. He gave them one quick glance before the sound of his fist meeting the side of Jamies face.

"You bloody fucking idiot!" He roared, before pushing both Cersei and Jamie into an empty room. He locked the door behind him before looking that the two of them; "Really? Here! Of all places, you fuck here?! And to make it worst; you push the young stark lord from the tower!"

"He fell dear brother." Jamie replied with a smile, rubbing his check.

"Bullshit. I taught Bran how to climb, anything short of a strong wind or a loose ledge will not knock the boy down. Try again Kingslayer."

"Stop it you two." Cersei plead; "We were surprised, we acted. We're sorry Naruto."

"I will see how bad the damage is, leave the both of you. Jamie; next time I find out you cock is in her cunt. I will cut it off." He let out a grown and walk out of the room and joined the rest of the Starks, giving his own condolences to the family.

It only took a few days for Naruto to sort everything out and even less time to learn what has been happening. Then, it was off to the south and back to Kings Landing along the kings' road.

South: Kings Landing

Naruto was relieved to back in the south. His trip to the north went a little better the he anticipated and he now had dirt on his sibling. Well he always did, but this time; it was enough to keep not only Cersei who he knew would follow him to the ends of the earth; but Jaime who never liked the younger blond. Naruto let out a sigh as he made his way through Flea Bottom towards the Red Keep. The loss of fur lined robes and heavy cloaks for more silk and satin robes. His dagger still rest behind his waist hidden from view. But what most people was shocked to see was the small curve style sword he was using as a make shift cane. The sheath was a creamy white with an oriental scarlet design. The blade was the same as his daggers' Valerian steel.

He walked into the courtyard to see Arya run by him with his niece and nephew not far behind. He smiled a little before frowning. Joffery was glaring at him. He walked pass the soon be king and into the keep; not even giving the boy a second glances on the way. He was met by Ned Stark who like himself was wondering why they were being called to the keep so early in the day. Naruto stood off to the side, watching Ned talk with Reny Baratheon; the younger brother to the current Baratheon king and Masters of Law. A smirk formed on Naruto lips as the three of them were soon accompanied by Lord Baelish; Master of Coin and Lord Varys; Master of Whispers. Balish took a single look at Naruto and the two was soon in a glare match. It was common knowledge around Kings Landing that Lord Balish didn't like Naruto due to the little fact that Naruto was out doing him in the business of whoring. Naruto stuck his tongue out at Baelish and walked off; entering the Small Council room.

"So we have the New Hand of the King." Renly stated, taking his seat; "And I've been told Naruto will be taking my brothers place as Lord of Ships?" Naruto raised a brow was about to speak when Ned spoke.

"Should we wait for his Grace to come?" Ned Asked and Lord Varys answered.

"King Robert is busy for small matters such as these. Hence why we of the small council take care of them. Like the Hand Toury for example."

"Sounds like your scheme behind his back and plot a coup." Naruto muttered, taking a seat in his new position chair. "How much is this 'Hands Toury' going to cost?"

"Well…a little over 21 thousand gold dragons." Lord Baelish answered. Naruto did a spit take with his wine and looked at Lord Baelish with a surprised look.

"Can the crown spare that much gold?" Ned asks; looking at everyone.

"Lord Stark." Naruto stated; "King Robert put the Crown in a debt so deep; even all the gold in Castely Rock can't pay it off; let alone see the sun from out the hole."

"The Crown is in debt?" Ned asked sounding surprised.

"Over 800 million Gold Dragons worth." Naruto muttered, scratching the back of his head; "I blame the Master of Coin for not managing a budget with our Grace." Everyone turned to look at Lord Balish who could only smile in guilt; "By the way I was exaggerating. I really do not know how much in debt."

"Anyways, what else is there to be handled?"

"A few of the hill tribe are at war again." Naruto said; "A few skirmishes have been seen along Kings Road. Then there is Prince Cunt…I mean Joffery's name day in the coming months. Possibly a wedding too. Along with a few ambassadors from across the narrow. So many things are coming up."

"Wedding? For whom?"

"Sansa and me." Naruto said with a blank face. Everyone at the table sat there in confusion before Ned broke in laughter followed by Naruto.

"Good one Naruto. I think I clearly said I'll think about it."

"Hey, I believe I am the only blond anyone can trust….well there a second one but our Grace wants her killed gutted, stuffed and put on display in his trophy room. But there is a matter that needs to be looked into Lord Stark. Something I only trust to a select hand few. Meet me at the Den and I'll explain the issue." Ned gave the blond a nod and looked at everyone else.

"Anything else that needs to be brought to my attention?"

"You are awfully knowledgeable on what's happens on Kings Landing young Naruto." Baelish said; "Where did you come across such information?"

"Simple. I asked the people what they know and they tell me." Naruto stated reaching over the table for the chalice of wine; "And besides, I have more ways of gaining information then the common use of whores. So last century." Naruto laughed heartily; "Renly my friend, how is your 'friend' doing?" Renly raised a brow and let out a sigh.

"He is doing well. Eager to show his skills to the new hand in the coming of days." Renly said softy; "and we all are."

"Sure. You are just eager for something else." Naruto smirked as he took a sip from his wine; "Well, is there anything else we need talk?" When he got no answer; Naruto gave a head nod and stood up. His right finding purchase on his cane fashioned from a sword and took his leave.

Lady Catlyn was in shock when she came into Kings Landing. From all of the beggars to the corrupted kings guard. From what she could tell; the city was filled with despair. She rode alongside Ser. Rodrick; who in turn was on nerves being in the capital. His eyes moved sharply, scanning the area for any threats that may pose a threat to his lady. His eyes fell upon a mass of orange in the distance; before sparks of gold reflect of the high noon sun. From what he could make out; it was someone of importance as everyone seemed to bow before him as he went by. His eyes went narrow as the golden sparks on orange turned into Lannister blond and the person was someone well known to the Seven Kingdoms.

Naruto happened to be in Flea Bottom on his way back to his home slash business establishment. His went from using his sword as a cane to just holding it loosely but close. He didn't trust the City guards all that well; well he did half way trust the gate guards. But that due to them being one of his few supporters. His eyes went wide at the sight of Lady Catlyn riding into the capital. A smirk grew on his face as he watched her and her single guard talk. He could make out a few words; but could have guessed that she was still not recognized like the last time. He let out a sigh and made his move; intercepting a small two man team of guards before they could approach her.

"My Lady Stark." Naruto said calmly and with the most respect anyone could have heard.

"Lord Lannister." Catlyn said in a cold tone that put Naruto on edge.

"What brings you to the Capital?"

"A matter of grave importance and urgency." Naruto narrowed his eyes a bit; "I believe someone planned to kill Bran. And used a dagger almost the same as yours very own." Naruto eye took on an appearance of slits before he let out a sigh.

"Follow my My Lady. Tis not wise to speak of such an issue out in the open." He said before walking off with of course both Lady Stark and Ser Rodrick behind him. Their trek through Flea bottom was long, most people staring at the sight of both horseback riders more than the blond. Catlyn and Rodrick both let out a gasp as they came into sight of Kings Landing Den. It was large, almost a castle of its own. With a creamy pastel colour walls and dark scarlet drapes blowing from out the windows. Naruto smirked at the shocked expressions on their faces as he went through the brass gates into the court yard where a large fountain sat of a large fox with nine flowing tails. Water shooting from its mouth into the pool below.

"Surprised to see what the South Den's look like?" Naruto laughed as he turned his head to see both riders dismount from their horses; "It's actually the center of all my operations in Westros. Erros Central Hub is in Bravvos." He took long strides to the dual oak doors; "And don't be so grimm, it may be a whore house and all; but it also houses my rather elite and resourceful spy network and the League of Shadows." He pushed the doors opened and the first sight both Lady Catlyn and Rodrick saw was a large wall length Banner; With a Scarlet Nine Tailed fox that looked to be eating its own tails on a field of Gold.

"I assume that is your personal Banner?" Lady Catlyn asked as she looked around what looked to be the main hall to the building. Then she notices that around that single banner were all of the Banners in the Seven Kingdoms.

"Yes Catlynn that would be it. How kind of you to notice." He said, taking her up stairs into his office. He pulled back the doors and closed them behind her before walking over to his desk and pouring three cups of wine.

"My Lord, we have reason to believe someone in your family is trying to murder my son!" Catlyn said out loud. Naruto gave her a nod while drinking his wine; "And we have the dagger too." Ser Rodrick walked over to Naruto and pulled out the Valerian steel blade with dragon bone handle. Naruto looked it over, testing the balance and weight before reaching behind his back to pull out on of his own and showed it to the two of them.

"Who ever created this dagger turned my Twins into a set of Triplets." He stated; "Same design, balance, weight, counter-balance. It's all the same, made to look like I was the assassin."

"But it wasn't you? Right?" Catlynn asked.

"Hardly, I was riding with you husband remember. But trust me, I know who had a dagger like this. Tyrion. But he wouldn't do something as low as having a little boy killed. That's too much like our father." Naruto slid his dagger back into its sheath on his back and handed the other one back to Ser Rodrick; "I'll let you husband know, if you can be so kind as to find my little older brother for me on the road Lady Stark and please take care of his as your guest until I can find out who is behind this." Catlyn gave him a confused look before nodding her head; "You may use little force if needed." Naruto took a seat behind his desk as both Lady Stark and Ser Rodrick left. A few seconds went by before he clenched his fist and an outburst of his semi dormant chakra was released; knocking everything in his office around and over. He let out a feral growl and took a look over to his window. He sun was setting and soon would it set on a man he came to trust.

It was the middle of the night when Naruto was interrupted in his sleep by the pounding upon his door. He let out a growl, pulling the silk sheets from his body and stumble over to the door. He looked out the peep house to see a member of the king's guard. His growl grew louder. He open the door a little, not caring for his lack of cloths at all.

"What?" He growled.

"The king returned from his hunt." The guard stated.

"So…?"

"He was stabbed by a boar." Naruto narrowed his eyes before nodding; "I'll be down in a bit."

Naruto was like a ghost in the halls outside of Roberts bed Chambers. He was there, everyone knew he was; but he was yet to be seen. He just watched his sister storm out of the room in haste and much needed fake tears. A sigh escaped from his lips as he brought his hands up before his mouth in thought. His eyes closed before he made himself known to the guards outside the room. All four of them gave him a deathly look before they paled as Naruto's eyes took on a crimson glow. He was about to open the door when it came open itself with Lord Stark marching as best he can out with his cane. Naruto narrowed his eyes a bit, hearing something about milk of the poppy before coming to the conclusion that his king was already in the hands of the death. He looked back at Ned's retreating form and knew something was about to happen. Pulling his sword into his hands; he followed behind Lord Stark, hearing everything he needs and had his plan made.

It was early morning, King Robert of House Baratheon; passed the night prior and everyone went into morning. It was short lived as Naruto was called into the throne room. He let out a sigh and groans. His body sore from his rather wonderful night of lust and desire. He dressed himself at his own pace, making sure to have his new valerian knives vest on under his tunic and slipped into his trousers and boots. He pulled his cowl over his head and vanished from view; appearing outside the throne room just in time to see Ned walk up with a small detachment of the City Guard and his own behind him. Naruto could see the slight nerves in the guards. Something was wrong with this picture. He gave Lord Stark a bow and opened the door for him; only for his eyes to go wide. Upon the Iron Throne was Joffery, a smug look upon his face as Cersei stood not so far behind him.

Naruto narrowed his eyes and made a few quick gestures with his hands. Those who served him and followed him knew what they meant and went off to alert the League. They made their approach to the throne, slow and unease. Joffery grew a smirk on his lips and slid down the throne a little.

"Those who serve the king are supposed to bow before him." Joffery said in a rather rude and smug tone. Naruto let out a scoff and rolled his eyes before watching Ned act on his orders from the past king. He handed the rolled parchment over to the Commander of the Kings guard; Ser Selmy, knowing his is most truthful and no one would question his honest.

Ser Selmy reads the scroll over before looking up at Joffery and Cersei with a surprised looked. He was order to read it aloud and he did, after clearing his throat a little. "I Robert of House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm hereby Name Eddard of House Starrk, Lord Paramount of the North. Protector of the Realm; until such a time as Joffery of House Baratheon is of age to protect the realm himself.

I also name Lord Naruto of House Lannister, First of his Name as Kings Regent until a time as Joffery of House Baratheon is ready to be king." Joffery's eyes went wide at what he heard as Cersei narrowed her eyes be ripping the parchment up.

"You think this will protect you?" She asked, laughing a little; "A piece of paper as your defense."

"It is signed by the King." Ned replied.

"A Dead King." She laughed looking around the room.

"But the king in of itself sister. It is law." Naruto said, somewhat surprised as Robert made him King Regent and Ned Protector of the Realm; "Joffery, get out of my seat." Naruto ordered. Joffery stood up; his smug looked gone and replaced with one of anger.

"Guard, seize them!" He barked. The room went quiet as everyone looked around; no one moved from their spot. "What are you doing? I gave you an order!" Naruto let out a laugh, shaking his head as he walked over to his nephew. "What is wrong with you all?!"

"They haven't made up their mind yet. They are waiting to see how this will play out."

"What are you going on about?" Joffery asked, somewhat confused as to what his uncle was saying.

"I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with everything, so you've had no need to struggle, and or connive, and you believed you have power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you're born with. The fact is, they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting on that throne, and which one is going to be bowing down. But I know, and you know." He sits on the throne "Well?" The whole room went on a knee; bowing before Naruto as he slouched down in the throne. Joffery was pissed; Cersei was mixed between being mad and horny; wildly, cravingly horny. "Thought so, Lord Stark. You shall remain the Hand of the King until such a time my father comes to Kings Landing or sends someone in his steed." Ned gave a bow, the feeling of dread washing over him.

"I must thank you again; not only have you saved my family once more. But also my life and this court."

"Think nothing of it." Naruto said calmly before speaking aloud to the room; "All those who poised to threat Lord Stark will be held for Treason, anyone who runs." As he talked several men and women stepped from the shadows wearing all black outfits with short single edge swords drawn; "Will be killed on the spot." The room went quiet once more, only the sound of people slowly backing away was heard; "Oh…you will be tried justly as well." It didn't take long for a few people to step forward and admit their crimes. Naruto was already going to let them off with a warning. "Except Lord Baelish. You my scheming little finger will be held for your crimes and judge by your King. I, Naruto of House Lannister, King Regent along with Lord Eddard of House Stark, Hand of King and Protector of the Realm along with a third party will oversee your trial. You have a fortnight to gather anything to prove your innocent against the crown. Do note, I will decide your fate." Lord Baelish paled and the knife he was planning on using against Ned Stark fell from his grasp on the stone floor. "Clear the throne room, except the Queen Regent, Hand of the King and The Commander of the Kings Guard." Everyone slowly began to clear the throne room and what was on everyone's mind was one simple thing; "The Scarlet Fox has claimed the Iron Throne."

And their we have it, next one who knows. ITs in the works though. Til next time.