Disclaimer: I DON'T own Bleach or it's characters. And it is probably a good thing that I don't.

A/N: Okay. This is the first time I have ever done this, so cut me some slack. This is going to be a bunch of one shots with Ichigo always being uke. The first one shot that will be on here will be my first one I have ever made. You will send me pairings you would like with Ichigo being the uke. And two heads up, I have certain pairings (That I will type down later) that I might not be able to do since I'm not really into them, but I will try. The second thing would be that I might add OCs to the mix, just to make it interesting. Um, also I would like to inform you that I will make parts for one shots to continues, and if any of you would make stories from certain one shots. Just leave a review for it and I will take it into consideration. And I might not update a lot for I have school and I'm writing 4 stories already (You can check out my profile to see them and my story ideas I plan to make stories and one shots with) so ya. I'll just do something funny and random on this and you can ask for pairings.

Pairings I'm not interested in:

Gin x Ichigo

Kenpachi x Ichigo

Chad x Ichigo

Nnoitra x Ichigo

Shuhei x Ichigo

Kensei x Ichigo

Ulquiorra x Ichigo

Kaien x Ichigo

Shinji x Ichigo

Ganju x Ichigo

Tousen x Ichigo

Yammy x Ichigo

Szayel x Ichigo

Keigo x Ichigo

Uryuu x Ichigo

Izuru x Ichigo

That is all I can remember at this time. Enjoy this little scene I made because I was bored.

~I'mpureawesomeness~

Ichigo's eyes opened slowly, he had no idea where on earth he was. All he remembered was that he was walking home before someone covered a piece of cloth over his mouth. And the next thing he knows is that he is in a dark room with his hands tied to the back of the chair he sat in. He tried the ropes and realized they were to tight for him to untie. He looked around at his surrounding, but couldn't make out anything besides darkness. He flinched as the lights suddenly turned on. He closed his eyes before blinking them a few times to adjust to the light.

He stared, nah more liked glared, at the female who stood in front of him. Her blonde shoulder length hair framing her oval shaped face, her green eyes staring back at him. She held a grin on her face with her eyes sparkling with mischief, and he knew immediately that he was in trouble. He heard a laugh from behind her and scowled at whoever it was. He was shocked when he saw who was there. There stood Renji, Aizen, Kisuke, Grimmjow, Byakuya, and several others he recognized.

"What the Hell?! What the fuck is going on?!" Ichigo shouted angrily. Grimmjow snickered at him before Ichigo glared intently at him.

"Well, princess," Grimmjow started, grinning his feral grin when he heard Ichigo complain about his nickname. "You are now the prisoner of a Yaoi fangirl," He laughed with several others at Ichigo's horrified face. "More specific, Pharaoh Isis. But she prefers Isis. You are her chosen Uke for every pairing they choose." Grimmjow finished with a huge feral grin when Ichigo stared horrified at the other yaoi fans watching on the sidelines.

"Yep! So, we should start. I can't wait to see the first pairing that is asked," Isis said cheerfully. Ichigo protested but was ignored by everyone in the room. 'Why me? My life has been ruined' was Ichigo's thoughts as he sat there. How the world hated him, but at least he knew he was loved by the yaoi society.

Grimmjow, Renji, and others: *Snickering*

Ichigo: *Scowling*

Wolfy: *Walks into room, then bursts out laughing*

Isis: Wolfy? What are you doing here? Did you decided to join us on the Yaoi side?

Wolfy: *Glares* Of course not! *Looks at Ichigo again. Bursts out laughing while pointing*

Isis: O~kay. That was weird.

Grimmjow: *Walks over to Wolfy* Well, hello there. So your wolfy, I heard you think I'm sexy. *insert feral grin*

Wolfy: *drools at sight of Grimmjow. Glares at Isis* You told him! *Chases after Isis*

Isis: Merda *Runs for her life* Guys! Finish up for me! *Runs out of room with Wolfy hot on her heels*

Renji: Review with a pairing.

Grimmjow: And you could see sexy me naked, with Ichigo. *Wiggles eyebrows*

Ichigo: *Eyes widen* What!?

Yaoi fans: *squeals or whatever*