"hey guys I'm back again and now I am self kinda ignore not have uploaded the next story in a long time. finally I think I have keep you guys in the dark long enough and now you finally can read what gender my secret child to Beetlejuice and Lydia is.
enjoy!"

Beetlejuice character belongs Tim Burton
Beetlejuice/Lydia's kids, the sandworm queen, Godrick, Ella and story belongs me

Delivery

"ow..." the(not so much anymore) newly wed Poltergeist woke up, when someone slap him in the face. He shake his head a little and look grumpy around to see who have awoke him with a slap. His mad face melted away when he saw it was only his highly pregnant wife there by accident hit him in the face in sleep. He watched Lydia for a moment and decided to try to get some more sleep, but apparently the sleeping Lydia has other thoughts for she took all the bed space to herself.
"hey!" Beetlejuice yell when he fall out of the bed, he look at Lydia down from the floor with a new grumpy look "if you don't let me sleep, I won't let you either"with one big jump he was back in the bed and began to both push and tickle Lydia

"mumuh.." she began to protest over his banter. She tried to turn avoid him by duck under the quilt "stop that"

"wakey wakey" Beetlejuice tried too to put his head under her quilt to tease her even more and for that he got a new slap in the face so his head turned the wrong way "ouch! Hey, stop hitting your husband!" with one big pull he yanked her quilt out from her body and he landed on the floor again,

"Beetlejuice!" Lydia shouted mad at him, she was not happy for this trick"why did you wake me and why does your head turn the wrong way?"

"one word; you" he said and turned his head on it's place. She keep frowning at him "you woke me up and hit me" Beetlejuice catch her quilt back to her.

"sorry Beej" she said and padded on the place beside of her. Beetlejuice didn't say no to that invitation, he crawl beside of her and kiss her lips and tried to pin her down, but she move quickly away
"auv auv. Stop that" she said to the grinning ghost "the child is heavy enough to carriage" he knew she have a sensitive stomach, he only did it to tease her. Lydia sighed and lay her hands on her stomach "I feel so fat"

"yeah you are fat... like a elephant" he rolled on the bed laughing manic. For that comment he got a pillow right in his face "UFF! come on babes, you are fat" he tried to defend himself, still with a big grin around his face.

"I soon ask for a divorce, Mister Juice" she grumbled mad at him. The pregnancy have make her emotional sensitive too, mostly she only got easy madder.

"whaaat? and miss all the fun I can give to you" Beetlejuice said and float over her head. She keep glaring at him, but he just gave her a upside down kiss and her evil glare melted a little away and he said matter of factually; "you can't leave me, even if you want to Lyds"

"fine" she said in a slight defeat, but apparently she was not done yet with him and a sly smiled grew on her face "but I will only forgive you, if you make some breakfast"

"yeahyeah, ghees! You are been so bossy" he grumble, she smile triumph and took her arms out like she want a hug. Beetlejuice already know what this means and with a whining sigh, he took her up in his arms and began to walk out of the bedroom "and how come I have to carries you every morning?"

"deal with it Beetlejuice" Lydia said triumph and snuggle her head closer to his neck, she added more teasing "it stand in the marriage contract"

"think I shall read that contract again for I am sure you have made that up" he gave back and she laugh at walk out of the bedroom in the Road house and down of the stairs. They had hold their honeymoon in the Neitherworld, where Lydia had decided where they should take to or not. It was also a lot easier this way for Doomie was a lot pregnancy friendly and he knew Lydia loved the Neitherworld as much as she loved Beetlejuice.
They had spent almost most of Lydia's pregnancy in the Neitherworld already, but none of them wanted to go back to Lydia's small apartment anytime soon.
Beetlejuice carriage her out in his kitchen(it could easily sees that both Beetlejuice mother had been here and Jacques too, for it was almost spotless to Beetlejuice annoyance), where he sat Lydia gently down on a chair and soon after he took three (not out of date)toast bread up, quickly juiced them more toasty and put some Outworlds jam on them. He put them lazy on a half clean plate and gave it too her.
"some toast with blackcurrant jam for you and some beetle leftover to myself" he look over to a casserole with some crunch beetles in it. He licked his mouth hungry and almost attack his breakfast. He heard Lydia giggle over his table manners and after he was done with his breakfast, he sat beside Lydia with a loud burp.

"do you have any ideas what place we shall see today?" Lydia ask him after she avoid his beetle breath

"the Awful tower?" he suggest and pick after the last beetles in his teeth with his red-tipped (claw-liked) finger

"we have been there" she said and looked at him with a amused smile "still losing your head?"

"nah" his head began to tip to much to the left and he quickly took both his hands up to it "maybe a little" he said sheepish and looked a little concerned at her "what do you think you can hold too?"

"no amusement parks or places we shall go far" she looked at her stomach "it is quite exhausting to be pregnant"

"glad is not me then" he snort teasing

"Beetlejuice" Lydia said slow with narrow eyes

"what? It is not me there look like a elephant or a whale" he teased her and her toast plate came flying toward his face. He manages to duck in the last second and he quickly ran out of the kitchen, laughing manic.

"Betelgeuse Tailer Juice, come back here right now!" he heard her yell from the kitchen and she soon follow him into the living-dead room

"no way Lyds. You are not my mom" he laugh at her and quickly jump on his bookshelves with a big playfully grin all over his face.

"no, but I am your wife, so you have to listen to me!" she yelled angry back at him. He knew she was not really mad at him, it was one of the reason he keep teasing her like this... surely for his own amusement.

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Lydia use most of the first hour to keep yelling at her mischievous husband and finally she was so exhausted that she sat down in the old couch with a sigh. Beetlejuice came short time after and sat teasing beside of her. He knew as much as her, she was too exhausted to hunt him away right now because of her 'extra weight'.

"you are a jerk" she said to him after she catch her breath again.

"and you are still a little idiot" he said and lay one of his arms over her shoulder like they just have seen TV all the day "what about I give your favorite Neitherworlds eye-scream for ya?"

"is that a peace offering?" she ask him with a small smile.

"call it what you want babes, but I want a eye-scream now" he said quick and gave her a loving kiss on her lips. She hold his lips a little longer to show she has forgiving him. He broke the kiss and said "I will be back soon" and he was gone in a flash and Lydia couldn't help but smile over how she found happiness in her best friend and he was the father to that child she carry.

"hey hon, how it is going with you?" she heard Ginger the tap-dancing spider ask when she came down from her hole in the ceiling and landed elegant beside Lydia. she got a more concerned look "I heard you two was yelling. is Beetlejuice still mad over you are pregnant?" Lydia smiled to Ginger, only very few knew that Beetlejuice was the biological father to the child she carry.
The first week of their honeymoon, Beetlejuice had told her the meeting with the sandworm queen and both of them meant it was best not to tell everyone that he was the father to the child. only Vince, Ella, Donny and Beetlejuice parents knew that Beetlejuice was the biological father. Lydia's parents knew it too, but they still didn't knew that Beetlejuice was a 400 year old ghost. Lydia knew it was a little cruel to keep this from Jacques and Ginger, but if it could save her child from future harm... so be it

"no, he is happy. He's not been mad at me in long time now" she said slightly laugh "and-"Lydia felt a pain in the lower stomach and her eyes wide in shock.

"Lydia? Dear what's wrong?" Ginger ask her concerned over her changes of face

"it's happening" Lydia said almost breathless and she quickly took herself to the stomach "find Beetlejuice... quick"

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the ghost walked slow and easy on the highway with two neitherworldians icecream in both of his hands while he sang for himself "dum di dum, dum di dum" he almost stepped on Ginger there came towards him in full speed her eight legs could hold too.

"Beetlejuice! Come quick!" she yelled out and manages to avoid his feet in last second

"hey Gin, how is going?" he ask her confused "can't find your step dance shoes?"

"you have to come quick!" Ginger said while she jumped up and down "Lydia is-"that was all Beetlejuice have to hear, he let go of the icecream and teleported himself into the Roadhouse, where he saw Lydia clenched her stomach

"hey Lyds, what's going on? Are you in pain?" he ask concerned and have no idea what he should do

"my water just broke..." she whispered low.

"huh? What does that means?" he ask confused and blinked with his eyes. Out of nowhere she took a hard grip in his jacket and yanked him down to her.

"I am going to give birth right now!" she said high to him. THAT he understood

"EPPPP!?" he yelled high and began to ran around in the room like a headless chicken "what are we gonna do, what are we gonna do?!"

"Beetlejuice!" her call make him stop up "you have to take me to a hospital" he quickly took her up in his arms and she took a hard grip him his tie, so he looked right into hers eyes "a human hospital!"

"right, right" he said in a try not to panic for her sake. The pink spider came in of the front door and Beetlejuice shouted high;"HEY GINGER!" it make poor Ginger almost jump out of her own skin. The ghost throw a his yellaphone over to her and a newly juice note "here, take this phone and ring to this number" she blinked confused at him "it is Lydia's parents number"

"what shall I do this for?" she ask him and she too look confused over all of this

"just tell them at Lydia is going to give birth today and I've take her to a hospital" he told her quick. She look dump-folded at him"what are you waiting for?! Ring!" she quickly did what he said. Beetlejuice turned his attention back to his labor wife "Lydia, I can't take you to a hospital unless you say my name" he said to her in a slight panic over all of this for it look like Lydia was in pain.

"Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice" she gasped through her labor. There was no denial that it was hard for her.

"come on babes, you can do it" he said to her. Moment like these he HATE his curse.

"gah... Beetlejuice" she gasped. He quickly teleported them both to the nearest hospital. Right now he didn't care some saw him just puff out of nowhere. In the hospital he yelled out;

"I need a doctor here! my wife water just broke"Doctor and nurses came over to them and help Lydia out of Beetlejuice arms.

"we take care of her sir" a male doctor said to Beetlejuice and said to Lyida "it's going to be alright ma'am"

"Beej...?" Lydia looked almost despairing at Beetlejuice when he did not follow her into the Delivery room.

"I come shortly, after your parents is here" he quickly told her and quickly kissed her hand to calm he before she was taken into the delivery room. Beetlejuice was really restless over all of this. He had NEVER been around, seen or heard a birth of a child before. It didn't make it better that in his time of life, it was higher risk that the women died in child-birth. He could barely just stand outside and hear Lydia fight for her child's birth and it didn't make it better when someone suddenly grab his shoulder

"EEPPP!" the ghost screamed and was really close to jump five meters up in the air of pure shock.

"WAAH!" Charles there was the one who have tried to pat Beetlejuice on the shoulder, almost jumped up in his wife arms of shock over the ghost(not what Charles or Delia knows) shock. After the two men was calmed a little down, Charles ask;
"Beetelgeuse, are you trying to give me heart-attack?"

"are you trying to give me one?!" gave Beetlejuice back and before Charles could say anything back, the ghost raise his hands up to show he was sorry for the outburst "nevermind, Lyds in in there" he looked at the room she was in and when looked at Lydia's parents "I really should be with her right now"

"go. Be with her" Delia said calm and with a happy smile. She lay one of her hands on Charles shoulder "we wait out here"

Beetlejuice nodded to them and walk into be with Lydia through this and when he came inside the delivery room it was a pure caos

"give her some sedative!" a nurse cried while she tried to hold Lyida down there cried in pain

"we can't, it will hurt the baby" a doctor said harsh and instead gave some other orders"her heartbeat is too high"

"what's going on?" Beetlejuice ask startled over all of this and look scared at Lydia there scream in pain

"her body don't react good with the birth" the doctor told while he quick took some medical things up "we will try to calm her, but there are risk she can die"

"what?" now Beetlejuice was really scared and quickly ran over to Lydia there really fight. he quickly took her hands in his "Lydia, your going to be okay" he told her in hope she will calm enough down to give birth, he knew from the sandworm queen that the child took energy from Lydia to survive... but now she needed energy it was a really bad thing that the child was half ghost. he barely heard what the doctor or the nurses say anymore, but he could see that it also come as a shock for them how little energy she had.

"Beetlejuice..." Lydia gaped weak and looked with tears in her eyes at him, Beetlejuice clanched her hand harder in his

"your going to be okay Lyds" he keep telling her "she promise that you all is going to survive.."
but could he really trust a sandworm words?

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she could barely remember what actually happen through the delivery. she remembered the pain, her fighting, the doctor's telling her to push. she has been so weak through her whole pregnancy and now her last energy was use to both keep her and the unborn child alive, it was a battle shewon't lose. She remember when she saw Beetlejuice came up beside of her and holding her hand. He look more nervous and scared than she was. Lydia heard him keep telling her;

"is gonna be okay babes, is gonna be okay..."

the last thing she did remembered was her thinking;

poor Beej most find this more frightening than a big sandworm... and everything after that was a black...

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Lydia slowly open her eyes and found herself wondering why everything was white. Should she not be in the Road house?
after getting used to the bright room, she sat slowly up and realized that she most have giving birth to her child and she was on a hospital.
The first thing she saw was Beetlejuice sitting in a chair with his head and arms laying over her bed. apparently he was over this sight she gently touched his hair and almost fell out from bed from his reaction.

"WHAAAA!" Beetlejuice screamed and flew as a rocket up in the air and ended up as a black and white blot on the ceiling. After his jump-scare the ghost notice that Lydia was awake there giggled over his stunt.

"babes, you're awake!" he happily said and juiced himself off the ceiling and down to her. he gave her a hug in great relief and said quick"you have been knockout for two hours and-"

"two hours?" she ask shocked

"yeah babes, you really spook this ghost here, even the doctors thought you was going to die and-" He never manages to say more for a nurse came into them and smiled glad to see Lydia awake.

"oh, I see you are awake" she said to her "I will say, you make many of us quit scare, when you suddenly just fainted-"

"I'm sorry. I just want to know where is our baby?" Lydia interrupted a little fast and concern why she has not seen her child. The nurse smiled understanding and said;

"don't you mean yours babies?"

"babies? You mean…" she asked almost speechless and looked at Beetlejuice there only grinned in confirm of her silence question. The Nurse walk over to a cradle(Lydia only notice now it stood there) there stood in the room and(it had castor, so it could be moved around, without trouble) drive it slowly over to Lydia, so she could see two babies... they got-

"congratulations. You are now happily parents of twins" the nurse said and took slowly a boy and a girl up and gave them to Lydia there didn't know at all, she should cry or laugh of happiness.

"oh my gosh" she said instead and took for the first time her children in her arms. She could not help to said teasing to Beetlejuice "now I better understand why I was so fat" he chuckled and look a little concerned on the two kids in her arms.

"why are they so small?" he ask

"it's normal for twins to be that and to be born a mouth too early sir" the nurse said gently more to them both "they will grew to be bigger and I can already tell you, that they are healthy and nothing it wrong with them" she gave Lydia a extra quilt before she said; "I will leave you two with your new family. Again; congratulations"
the two newly parents nodded smiling after her and after she close the door, Lydia could not hold tears back anymore for just, seeing these two small beautiful miracles in her arms made her cry of joy

"they're beautiful" she said through her tears and look happy on both her kids.

"just like their mother" she heard Beetlejuice said soft and kiss her forehead gently. Lydia couldn't help but laugh over him for he usually hate everything there was cute and nice. Look like he will make a exception for both her and his children.

"here, hold him" she told him and gave the boy there has emerald eyes and pale skin. the boy did not have much but she could see faint signs of black hair.
Beetlejuice highly hesitating to take the boy, making her laugh and telling him teasing;
"he don't bite"

"yet" he gave back and took slowly the boy up after Lydia told him how to hold him right. He was after all not a Neitherworldian child. After getting use to the child in his arms, Beetlejuice began to relax and wrinkle his fingers in front of the boy there wide his eyes, it look like the baby-boy was first not sure what to do, then he smile a toothless smile and took his fathers red-tipped finger.
"he already have a strong grip" said Beetlejuice proud and tried a little to get his finger back. No help.
Lydia smiled looked at their daughter there looked like they just have woken her up from a nap. The baby girl looked up into her mother's eyes with the same sunset color as her. Lydia noticed that the girl has more hair than the boy and showing a dirty-blond hair color, just like her father. But she was a little more healthy color than the boy, there make her wonder;

"Beej? Was your skin tanned when you was alive?"

"why do you suddenly ask that?" he ask her and looked confused over the question

"look at her" Beetlejuice walk over to her, still trying to get his finger back from their son "she can't have got it from me"the ghost look long at the their girl's skin and a little smiled appeared on his face.

"wow... almost forgotten that I had that once" he whisper "I didn't even knew it could be seen through mine own kids"

"it's not like you have any ideas you will be a father someday" she giggled at him and for fun she tried to see Beetlejuice with she same color or skin. It was harder than it sound like. Her gaze returned back to her daughter in her arm "but I love this great gift you gave me"

"you welcome for it can't be returned" he teased her and even before Lydia even could open her mouth and laugh over his silliness, her parents walked inside to see their new grandchildren.

"oh they are adorable!" Delia joyed and took gently the girl up from Lydia there allow it calmly. The baby-girl wrinkled a bit over been removed from her mother to this 'strange lady' but at least she didn't cry. She just keep looking at Delia with a almost pouting face making Lydia smiled amusing for herself.

"you make me a proud grandfather, Pumpkin" Charles got the boy and Lydia saw how Beetlejuice tried not to laugh of the giant eyes(almost his father's worthy) the boy gave when Charles played 'plane' with his fingers towards the boy. When the boy just keep silent, Charles gave up and said when to his daughter "I am happy for you"

"thanks dad" Lydia said tenderly, but she realized something "but now we just have another problem" all looked at her, except for her son there still looked at Charles like he was a alien "my apartment is too small for four persons" she looked at her two children. Of course she loved them at the first sight she lay on them, but she, Beetlejuice and them, could not live so close together in a two rooms apartment. They had to move.

"and my place-" Lydia gave Beetlejuice a glare before he even THINK, that they should move into the Road house. He apparently could see what she was thinking and quickly said; "iss not that good for kids, heheh"

"why don't you take our house?" Charles suggested out from nowhere, making both Lydia and Beetlejuice look at him with stunned faces. "it's too big for us now and Delia wishes to be closer to the city" he explained and added in muttering "somehow I've never been able to relax much in that house for some reasons"

"I wonder why?" Lydia said ironic(none of her parents heard this) and gave her husband a sly sidelook.

"I haaaave no idea babes" Beetlejuice snickered and act like he had nothing to do with Charles bad nerves.

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"what do you think about your old folks suggestion?" Beetlejuice ask Lydia after her parents was going out to give them some space and moment for themselves.
she looked down to her half asleep children, there now lay in her arms with a smile

"I think it's a great idea, to take that house as our own. it has a lot of good memories, it is away from the town and still close enough to all of us and itis the house where we first me and all"Beetlejuice raised an eyebrow over what she just said and shrugged,

"you got a good point there babes. Always seen it as a good haunted house. Will be more than glad to say 'hallo' to the neighbors" the ghost got a nasty smile around his face and Lydia tried to wrack him one before he took his ideas out to reality. He quickly jumped away before she even touches him. Both the kids opened their eyes wide as if they was wondering what did just happen? Beetlejuice (still smirking) walk close to her and gave her a kiss, she didn't turn away from him for she knew he was only kidding. Their loving moment was interrupted when the door again was open.

"hey you guys" Ella said when she came into the room together with Donny and their one-year old child in his arms. Beetlejuice gave his sister-in-law a grumpy glare "what? Didn't thought we will come and see them?" she gave grumpy back

"I really hope you haven't" he only said, but he did smile to her anyway. Even she marriage into his family he was still glad for Ella for she make a little more passable to be around Donny.

"Ella, you never told me you two have a kid too" Lydia said with wide eyes when she saw the pale child in Donny's arms(Beetlejuice already knew they had this kid)she looked back at Ella "is he?-"

"no, Godrick is not like yours kids" she said and took gently Godrick out of her husband arms "but Godrick is still my little angel. We both decide not to tell him that he is adopted" she said "this will be one of the last time we will say it out load. He will soon understand what we are saying"Donny walk closer to Lydia, completely ignoring his older brothers evil glare.

"can I hold one of them Miss Lydia?" he ask her and of course Lydia allowed him(again to Beetlejuice annoyance). He took slowly the boy up there again look with really wide eyes. Donny look smiling at him "so this what is look like when a ghost and a human get children together" a smile grew on Beetlejuice face for that comment, but his moment was quick ruin "but they don't even look like a ghost at all" his older brother starred evil at him and maybe also a little afforded over his his words, so Donny added; "but at least he have your eyes"

"hmpf! And you better remember that!" he said back and took his child out of Donny's hand. His younger brother only shrugged apologizing.

"Dada" Godrick suddenly said from his mothers arms like he want permission and then pointed at the twins.

"awww. That is cute" Lydia said to the other couple. She padded on a small place on her bed and Ella put him down "just come up here and say hallo to your new cousins" Godrick slowly (with wary eyes on Lydia) crawl closer to the smaller twin and look at them with curious eyes. Beetlejuice there still hold the boy, got a new 'I-see-through-you-soul' look from Godrick. This time Beetlejuice look more clam back at him for even if he knew this child will probably someday will learn to use his Medium abilities, he will never harm him. Godrick decided to ignore Beetlejuice, since he probably didn't see a threat in him and could maybe even see he was brother to his father.

"Ella... is... he an albino?" the ghost heard his wife ask her best female friend.

"yep, we knew that" Ella laugh and look loving at Donny(Beetlejuice immateriality act like he puke) and said more teasing "making him look like a ghost"

"have you think about names to these small folks?" Donny ask them.

"ehmm..." both Beetlejuice and Lydia looked at each other with unsure eyes.

"you two haven't even thought about name to them yet?" Ella laugh over seeming their faces

"it is not the first thing you think off when you realize you can be pregnant with your dead husband" Lydia gave back and look at Beetlejuice there smirked back at her with his now sleeping son in his arms

"point taken" Ella mutter and they all began to laugh over the little joke.

now you guys finally see the child of Beetlejuice and Lydia. it surprise me how many of you thought that Lydia and Beetlejuice will only get a daughter there look like Beetlejuice and around three thought it will be a boy with the same look as Lydia. only one believe it will be twins.
I didn't want to make the twins clone of their parents so the body has dark hair and pale skin as his mother and eyes as his daddy. the girl look a little more like Beetlejuice but with Lydia's eyes. I will both images of them on DeviantART (sitename FableworldNA) where you can see them a little better.

now you guys can think over what name they will get :) I give you a hint; it will have the same origin as their father