Grumpy Neurotic: "Do you even know how to have fun?" Phoebe asks. "Yeah have you ever had fun?" Paige adds. "I had fun once, it was awful." Chris finally answers, nobody sees the tears shining in the emerald depths of his sorrowful gaze.

The first 6ish chapters are just a beginning bit then around 8ish the part of the story related to the summary will begin. Sorry for the confusion.

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Chapter 1

Midnight.

P3 is dead silent.

It's unnaturally still for a popular San Francisco nightclub. The silence is broken by rattling glasses and shaking light fixtures. San Francisco or The Bay City is famous for its Golden Gate Bridge and frequent earthquakes, for example the four pointer currently shaking the city.

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Prescott Street is sleeping in the rare and tranquil silence, the citizens around 1320 are especially enjoying the silence as noise always seems to be coming from 1329, The Halliwell Residence.

A rumbling in the earth disturbs the rare silence and the blissful quiet ends with yelling, "Earthquake!"

Lights flick on up and down the street, abandoning all hope of the previous quiet.

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A still silence blankets the city, for once no cars are racing across the bridge. A lone person sits precariously balancing on part of the bridge, high above the Bay. All at once the supports start to quiver and vibrate, it's enough to jostle the person from his position a top the bridge. The figure tumbles towards the pavement, but by unseen forces his course changes into a gentle diagonal decent towards the waters of the Bay.

Splash!

The man hits the waves and after a moment he resurfaces and disappears in bright blue lights.

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The initial quake ends and P3 returns to the unnatural stillness from before, but the silence is broken again by a grumpy, soggy, shivering six foot one male with sopping wet chocolate brown hair that hangs slightly over his startling bright green eyes. The man grabs a towel, pajama pants, dry clothes and heads towards the direction of the lavatories. He reappears minutes later towel drying his brown locks and pulls down a few barstools. He hangs his wet clothes and damp towel on the barstools, staggers into his "room" and falls onto the lumpy couch serving as his bed, he's asleep before he hits the pillow.

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A tall lithe raven haired woman appears at the highest point of the city facing the bridge moments after the splash seemingly out of nowhere, "Take care my nephew, I will be watching over you always." Blue orbs surround her and Prue vanishes as she orbs out.

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AN: Just kinda popped in my head after reading a Grumpy Cat book/bookmark. Plus The Girl is at a writer's block and I want to give you guys a good vanquish. Really short, just introductory. More to come soon. Based off of events in the following episodes...

There's a Woogy in the house?

Centennial Charmed

And

It takes place during the time in between Prince Charmed and The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell. Meaning everybody knows Wyatt's evil and Chris is a witchlighter plus basically only Leo trusts Chris.