Lucy's POV

"So that's how you got together? Because of Mira's plan?" Cresta asked. I felt a shiver down my spine.

"Yeah, it was extreme but it worked and that's the important thing right?" I told her. Crestia was my daughter, she has long blond hair and use the same powers as her father. Poison dragonslaying magic. She was smart like me but did often pick fights with Asuka, Natsu and Gray, despite her age she actually beat them sometimes. Oh, and Midnight and Erza's married to. Jellal was a bit angry at first but he found someone else.

"Was the plan that extreme?"

"Yeah, she locked us in a closet for two days without food or water. After that she said we had to kiss if we didn't want to spend another two days in there. And that's how we got together" I told her. "Oh, speak of your father, do you want to help me wake him up?"

"Yeah!" We slowly made our way to the bedroom and left the outdoor open so we could escape quickly.

"Open gate of the waterbearer, Aquarius" I whispered, she new what we wanted her to do so she slowly made her way to the sleeping target. A giant wave crashed into the bed and a very angry dragon woke up.

"LUCY! Crestia!" He screamed, at that me and Crestia was half way to the guild. Running for our lives, or technically, running from my angry husband. After a couple minutes we had finally reached the guild and were panting like crazy.

"Hey, what happened Luce?" Natsu asked.

"Cobra *pant water *pant sleeping *pant" That was all I needed to say for them to understand. But it didn't take long for the doors to burst open and a very angry (and wet) dragonslayer stomped into the guild.

"Lucy, prepare to be punished" He said, this can't be good. I gulped and took a deep breath.

"And how exactly?" I asked a little scared, I looked at Crestia for support but she were already fighting with Natsu and Gray.

"You have to-" He slowly walked closer.

"-do both our laundry for three mounths" That's not so bad.

"Sure" I always do it anyway. Wait, were did he go? I looked around in the guild only to see him challenging Cana to a drinking challenge. When is she going to learn that he is immune to alcohol and any other poison?

Cresta's POV

"Hey flame-brain! Popsicle! Fight me!" I screamed at the older boys who were currently arguing over something stupid again.

"Sure we'll take you on baby snake!" They said in unison. They're like best friends but mom said that they used to fight all the time a few years ago. I wonder what happened.

"Come and get me!" I screamed at them.

-Timeskip 20 minutes-

"We surrender" The two half dead idiots said in unison on the floor. (AN: I think you can guess what happened)

"CRESTA!" Mom screamed and walked towards me with a angry look on her face.

"Look what you've done. Why do you always have to beat those two up so bad? Why can't you just go easy on them?" She asked.

"I would, but they're so irritating and won't let me go easy on them. They are such idiots" I answered.

"WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!" The idiots screamed as they stood up. Where did they get all this energy from? Didn't they just faint?

"YES YOU ARE! NOW GO TO THE INFIRMARY AND TREAT THOSE WOUNDS!" Mom screamed at them. They quickly ran to the infirmary and all that was was left was a dust cloud.

"*sight* Those idiots never learn. Try not to hurt them to badly okay?"

"Sure mom" Pwew, that was a close one. Mom walked over to Levy and they started talking about some books. We maybe be different but we're all a big family. A big, weird, interesting family. And I love being here, because there's nowhere I would rather be.

The End

I am so sorry this story were so short. I came up with another idea while typing this so I will end it here. Sorry guys, I promise my next fanfiction will be longer.