So, this is my first ever fanfiction story I wrote, please feel free to comment and, since english is my second language, to correct any grammar/spelling mistakes. Anyay, I hope you enjoy it.
Good luck, have Fun and may the Nipple Gods Favor you.
PIZZA
"Double Kill!", sounded through the room as the announcer stated that Geoff made one of his amazing plays again. "Ha, stupid jungler. Thinking he could gank the grand master at arms.", he said, not very impressed by the skills of the opposing Elise. They just got lucky with First blood when they ambushed him.
It was a normal match of League of Legends, Geoff was on his favorite lane, the toplane, while his friends took the roles of jungle and adc. Hektor, the jungler, was laughing over skype at the stupidness of the gank, "That Elise, she ganked right before her red respawned. Now it's MY red, ha!" Ann, the last of his friends playing right now, and thus the adc, chuckled, still trying to concentrate on farming. She had to play better than the opposing Vayne, have more farm and more kills. Luckily, she was good with Jinx, and both adc's would deal a lot of damage late-game, but who came out first right now, would rule the late.
Though Hektor was already coming bot with his newly found red-buff, sure to get a kill of that Zyra that was supporting Vayne. Diana had the burst to do so, and he would definitely use that to his advantage. A good placed Zap and chompers would set up the kill and diana's combo would finish it. That was the plan, as they talked it over on skype.
Meanwhile on the toplane, the anouncer declared Geoff as Godlike, as he was alright Eight on one, the opposing Jayce was no match for him. "We already won this match, no one can beat Jax when he's already this fed at the fifteen minutes mark." He stated, with a dry voice, as if he didn't care at all.
DING DONG
A loud noise went over the skype call, "Seems like my Pizza is here, be right back guys." Geoff said as he left to pick up the pizza that he ordered. "God damnit, he does know that we might lose this game if he isn't here, right?" Ann sighed irritated by Geoff's uninterrested behavior. Suddenly, she disconnected. Hektor cursed, without the zap and the chompers there was no help, and he had to escape, he was easily killed by Vayne andZyra, what happened. But Zyra started doing very wierd, and walked to her own death, granting him atleast one kill. "Worth." Hektor said, "Still got a kill. Though that Zyra probally disconnected too, wierd." What's more wierd, even more summoners began disconnecting. One for one, they all disconnected, though not for long, because they all reconnected shortly after. Both Ann and Hektor were cursing, because they couldn't play at all, disconnecting every once in a while and having to reconnect again. "Hey, look at this," Hektor suddenly remarked, "Jax is... Recalling...?" He truly was, and not a normal recall, it was like an enhanced recall, much larger and flashier, the ground full of runes. Ann didn't pay attention to it, she was too busy trying not to die everytime. But Hektor, Hektor went to investigate further, he looked at the other champs who were disconnected. They all did this wierd recall, they all went into the air, but smacked down as soon as the summoner reconnected. But Geoff wasn't reconnecting, probally too busy with his firggin' Pizza. Jax went up and up and suddenly... He dissapeared. "Holy shit, did you see that, Ann!?" But Ann still wasn't interrested and was more focussing on winning the game than what happened when summoners disconnected. Hektor flipped his shit, Jax's icon was gone, on the left side of the screen, even when he pressed tab, there was no Jax to be found. Where the fuck was he. "GEOFF, GEOFF!?" He screamed, knowing Geoff was still on skype, "GEOFFREY, MATE, CAN YA HEAR ME!?" Nothing happened, but then he disconnected himself, and he couldn't reconnect. "What bullshit is this," Ann said, "I can't reconnect anymore."
THAT WAS MY PIZZA
Geoff Rushed back upstairs, after that loud noise he heard, something must've gone terribly wrong. What could've happened? He had heard a loud noise while he was taking a piss downstairs, after he had placed the pizza in his room. An explosion, was that what happened? it did sound as if his PC exploded. Still keeping his cool, he opened his door, expecting smoke and shatered glass. Instead he found nothing of that. Instead there was a man sitting on his couch, hidden in the shadows of his unlit room. Wait. He isn't, is he? Yes, he is. He is eating HIS pizza.
"May I ask who you are? No, why you are eating MY pizza?" He asked the man with a cold, steady voice. "Well, I have no idea where I am or how I got here, but I saw a pizza, and thus I am eating it." The man replied.
Wait, that voice. Geoff recognised that voice. It couldn't be? He switched on the lights of his room and suddenly, everything was lit and he could see that his suspicions were right. The man eating the pizza, his pizza, was none other than Jax, the champion he was just playing.
Still not losing his cool, he looked at his pc, it was off and probally broken. Still, the screen wasn't shatered. He still didn't know what was going on, so the best course of action would be to ask Jax himself. "So, Jax. What happened to my pc?"
"How do you know my name? And what is a pc?" The purple clad figure responded. Great, even more questions and no answers. Guess it's time to explain, Geoff thought.
"Well, I know your name because you are pretty famous, but I'll come to that later. And a pc is that thing over there," Pointing at the thing, he continued, "That's what I play my games on. Probally a wierd concept for you, though."
"Allright, that still didn't answer any of my questions and I am even more confused now" Jax responded. Geoff continued the conversation, "Well, let me introduce myself first. My name's Geoffrey, or Geoff for short. As for where you are, this is my room. But that doesn't matter, where you are is different from what you know. What I am going to tell you now is probally going to sound like a lie to you, but it's the truth, will you listen?"
Jax probally is corking an eyebrow right now, but thanks to his mask it isn't visible. He is just sitten there, watching Geoff silently. Seeing this as a confirmation, Geoff continues, "You are no longer on Runeterra, you're in a whole different universe. This place is called Earth. Biggest difference, there is no such thing as magic here. That pc we were talking about is part of the technology that we posses here."
"That does indeed sound fishy." Jax responded,"How do you know that much?"
"This is probally the strangest thing I am going to tell you, but that doesn't make it any less of the truth. You are a character from a game, a game called League of Legends. The summoners that controll you, that are we, the players. We play the game with these PC's and command our champions to achieve victory." Geoff explained, still not losing his way in this wierd situation.
"Ha, that's some fine bullshit. I am pretty sure I was the one that has the skills and beat all those challengers, not some voice in my head telling me what to do. Tell you what, I'll believe you, but ya gotta have some proof. Show me that game or something."
Seemed like a good compromise, but starting his pc was a problem. That thing was certainly not going to work. He had, however, an old laptop, where he used to play LoL on. It was slow, but it should do the job. He went downstait to get it, rummaged in his stash and returned upstairs. Only to see that Jax had eaten all of the pizza, his pizza.
Now he finally flipped his shit, he put down the laptop and walked up to Jax, about to give him a smack to the face when Jax picked up a piece of cloth, used it as a weapon and deflected the punch from Geoff, wrapped the cloth around Geoff's ankles and pulled him on the ground. Immediately after that he jumped on him, pinning him to the ground with his knees. "Now, imagine if I had-"
"A real weapon, yes I know it. Get off me."
"Now why would I do that, so you can try to hit me again?"
"No, so I can show you that game. I just lost my calm when you ate my pizza and I forgot who I am up against. Got it together now, so you can let go."
"Seems fair enough." Jax said, letting him go and prepare the "Game" that would unravel this mystery.
A NEW PIZZA
His old laptop finally finished starting up, Geoff went for the big L on his screen, pressed it twice and the launcher of League of Legends apeared. Loging in took a long while, but when he finally got there he went for a custom game. In champ select there was something strange, there were no champions to choose from. "This is strange," Geoff said, "I can't pick any champion."
"Hmmm? What's wrong?" Jax said, demanding an explaination.
"There were supposed to be champions, including you, to be picked from. There are none however." Geoff responded. Pondering for a while he came to a conclusion; "I can't pick any champions. That must mean that you somehow escaped the game and came to this world, and the same happened to every champion." Stopping to think and maybe for Jax to give a reply, he looked at the grandmaster he played so often. Jax said nothing, waiting for Geoff to just continue. "I still need to show you something, though... I know it, the recorded matches." He continued. He looked for the first game with Jax in it, wasn't very hard, since he played him a lot.
"That is indeed me." Jax stated. "And I do remember that fight. Great fight. Killed three of them at once, got away and killed the other two when I leaped out of the bush."
"You probally don't want to believe me, but the one who made you do that was me."Geoff commented on the match and Jax' words.
"I still don't quite believe you, but for now I trust your words, Geoff, was it?" Jax said. "I will think about it, but for now, how about we have some more of that pizza?"
Geoff agreed, wanting some pizza, because someoneate his pizza. He walked out of the room, came back a little later and said that it would arrive soon.
"So, your fighting skills are a bit lacking, aren't they?" Jax asked, "No put up no fight at all when you charged me."
"Well, yea. That's because I don't usually fight. It's not really necesarry here in this world."
"What a shitty world is this, if you don't have to fight."
"It actually isn't that bad, though. I play the games I like, for example, letting you fight and controlling you as if I were it myself."
"Want to fight for real?"
Geoff looked at Jax with a mesmerized expression. What did he mean by that? He decided to just ask him; "And what would that mean, to fight for real?"
"Just as it sounds, fight for real. Throwing punches with me, the grandmaster. I can even train you the basics, if you want." Jax simply responded.
"Sounds fine to me." Geoff agreed. They stood up and took fighting stances, ready to endulge themself in a little sparring match while waiting for the new pizza.
SORRY FOR THE PIZZA
It was already long past midnight, Geoff and Jax sat on his couch eating the fresly new pizza, this time an extra large so they both get to eat. They were browsing the internet, sometimes looking at LoL replays, and at other times looking for a new PC, because Geoff needed one. "I do wonder what happened to all the other champions..." Geoff said lost in thought, while they were watching an LCS match from some time ago. "Why do you care?" Jax simply responded.
"I don't really care that much, just wondering. Did they all end up with the players, or were some just set on the streets?" Geoff stopped, thought for a while and continued, "I wonder what some other champions would do when facing this kind of thing."
Jax looked at him, his facial expression still hidden behind his mask, making it impossible for Geoff to read his emotions. "I mean, you are calm and wouldn't attack quickly, so it went fine. But for other champions such as Jinx, it would be a different story." Geoff stopped.
Jinx. Ann played Jinx last match. Could it be that the champions who were played when the accident happened were teleported to the player at that time? Could it be that Ann was now paired with Jinx? His train of thoughts continued. "If other champions are walking free, that could be quite the danger." He continued thinking out loud, "If Jinx would be by Ann right now, that could prove a problem." He stopped and looked at Jax. "I should contact her and ask is everything is alright. I should have done that earlier though."
He stood up and grabbed his cellphone from a drawer. He went through his contact list until he found Ann and called her. "What are you doing, shouldn't go and see her?" Jax asked.
"I don't have to, I can speak with her via this device. It let's people talk with eachother over a long distance." Geoff replied to Jax' question.
"Ugh... Wha- Who is calling me..?" A confused and sleepy voice on the other side of the line responded to the call, she must've already went to bed, no wonder it's already 3 AM.
"It's me, Geoff. How are you Ann, is everything alright?" Geoff said.
"Wha-What the fuck Geoff? Wh-Why do you call me this late at night?"
"I'm calling you to ask if you are fine? Is anything wrong?"
"Whaaa...? Wh-What do you mean!? O-Of course I'm alright, you idiot. Why wouldn't I?"
"Ah, I see. I'm relieved to hear that. Sorry for going AFK in the match yesterday, I had to eat my Pizza. Well cya around then. Bye Ann."
"Whaa- Wait! Geoff! Geo-" Ann tried to stop Geoff, but he already hung up, having heard what he wanted. Jax had been listening to the conversation, interested in how they were able to communicate when the girl, atleast it sounded girly, wasn't even present here. And without magic at that. Geoff looked at Jax and wanted to ask something when he noticed something; Jax was eating HIS SIDE OF THE FUCKING PIZZA, not only that, but there was almost nothing left of it for him. Frustrated he threw his phone at jax at an amazing speed, even more amazing, Jax caught it with little effort. He looked at the thing and pressed a random button (all the while still eating the pizza, his pizza.) and the phone made a dialing sound. "Oh fuck." Geoff said calmly. "This might be troubling."
"WH-WHA-WHAT THE FUCK, GEOFF!?" A voice came out of the phone.
"So, you just talk through this thing and the other person can hear you, right?" Jax asked.
Geoff Nodded, "Yes, now give it back. Ann sounds really mad."
"Geoff! Who do I hear, that's not your voice!? Geoff you fuck, tell me what the fuck you fuckheads are doing?"
"It's true, she does sound mad. Until she heard my voice she only acted flustered, though. Maybe she wanted a little midnight conversation with you?" Jax stated.
"What are you saying, of course she wouldn't?" Geoff responded with the same dryness as always.
"Wha-? O-o-of course I wouldn't want to talk to that idiot!" Ann said.
"Here, there you have it, can you hang up now?" Geoff sighed.
"How do I do that, actually?" Jax said puzzled.
"God. You aren't the brightest, Jax." Geoff said. His eyes widened. Did he just say Jax' name? He doesn't want to explain this to Ann, too much effort and it's better to keep her out of this matter. He snatched the phone from Jax' hands.
"What was that? Jax? Are you fucking with me, Geoff? I will ki-" Ann sounded angier and angrier with every words she said, but Geoff interrupted her.
"I'm sorry for calling you, Ann. I'll be sure to make it up for you tommorow at school, okay? Well cya Ann, Bye."
"Wh-What do you mean by that, Geo-" Ann tried to say, but He already hung up on her. Man, she's gonna unleash her fury tomorrow.