Kirby's Epic Randomness

Just a random story I made for fun! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1: Kirbies With Hats (Based off of Llamas With Hats)

One day, Tuff was walking to his house, but when he got there, he saw Kirby and a dead Cappy in the house. "Kirby! There's a dead Cappy in the house!" He yelled. Kirby felt shocked for a second, but then he said, "Oh.. hey…how did he get here?" "Kirby! What did you do?" Tuff asked. "Me?" Kirby asked. "Uh… I didn't do this!" "Explain what happened, Kirby!" Tuff demanded. "I've never seen him before in my life!" Kirby said. "Why did you kill this person, Kirby?" Tuff asked. "I do not kill people… That is my least favorite thing to do." Kirby said. "Tell me, Kirby, exactly what you were doing before I came home." Tuff told him. "Alright… well, I was upstairs…" Kirby said. "Okay?" Tuff said. "I was uh… sitting in my room, reading a book." Kirby said. "Go on.." Tuff told him. "And uh… this guy walked in…" Kirby said. "Okay?" Tuff said. "And I…I… stabbed him 37 times in the chest." Kirby confessed. "Kirby! That kills people!" Tuff yelled. "Oh, well, I didn't know that." Kirby said. "How could you not know that?!" Tuff asked. "Yeah, I'm in the wrong here," Kirby said. "I suck!" "What happened to his hands?" Tuff asked. "What's that?" Kirby asked. "His hands. Why are they missing?" Tuff asked. "Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them." Kirby said. "Kirby!" Tuff yelled. "I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…" Kirby said, but Tuff interrupted him by saying, "Why on earth would you do that?!" "I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!" Kirby yelled. "Kirby!" Tuff yelled again. "My stomach was making the rumblies…" Kirby said. "Kirby!" Tuff interrupted. "That only hands could satisfy!" Kirby finished. "What is wrong with ya, Kirby?" Tuff asked. "Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things." Kirby replied.

OMG! I love Llamas With Hats! XD This idea just came to my mind… so yeah. I hope you enjoy, and Chapter 2 is one you guys can vote on. Just PM me your ideas for what story type thing you want, or I can put up a poll about it, and you guys can vote on it, and which ever one wins, will be the one in Chapter 2. Second Place will be Chapter 3, and so on. Hope you enjoyed.