A Weird Gathering
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Disclaimer:
*Breaks down into sobs* It's true! All of it! It's TRUE! I *Sniff* I don't own any of the characters from Hogwarts, and I don't own my friends Liz, Raven, and Heather, but I do own me. Damn it! I want to own those hot, steamy men - err . . .and boys. ^^;
Notes:
Okay, so forgive me for sobbing . . .I usually don't do that . . .in front of people. Uh, yeah. So this is about a weird and unforeseen gathering of random, hot Hogwarts people (All men or boys might I add QUICKLY) whom I have decided are way to hot to waste, and should be tortured at the hands of myself, and my friends. *Grins evilly and rubs her hands together* Now - LET'S GET DOWN AND DIRTY - Err . . .I mean down to business. .;
Rating:
This is rated PG-13 because. . .well. . .*Coughs and grins nervously* ^^;
(RATING MAY CHANGE!)
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'The Trio' known to the world (or so they thought . .) as Brooke, Liz, and of course Raven walked down an empty corridor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"Now tell me why I am doing this again?!" Raven asked annoyingly.
Brooke turned around. She was dressed in all black with the black cloak and everything whereas Raven wore bright yellow, "Um . . .does very hot-" She was cut off
"Snape!" Liz squealed instantly.
Brooke glared at the girl who was dressed in a mini black skirt, and a way-to-tight baby-tee that said 'Bite Me I Taste Like Apples - No! Really!' on it (Author note: And yes, that is what it said! Remember, this is Liz we are talking about!), "Men who happen to have magical powers, and who happen to be-" She was cut off again
"Really hot!" Liz said grinning, and jumping up and down excitedly, "And I want Snape. Mmm! I wa-hu-ant him!" She added.
Brooke groaned, and Raven smacked herself in the forehead then after a moment of silence Brooke cleared her throat, "Anyway, where is Heather? I thought she was going to join us?" She asked.
Raven coughed, "I told her to wait at the entrance. She, uh, was having trouble getting up the steps." She muttered.
Brooke suppressed another groan, "Great . . .okay, Raven I want you to go get Harry, and Sirius, and Liz you go get Snape, and Draco. I'll get the other two." She said.
Liz squealed, "Yay!" She said, and skipped off down towards the dungeon.
Raven grumbled something under her breath and headed up towards the Gryffindor tower.
Brooke grinned to herself, "And I know exactly where Oliver would be at this hour!" She said to herself, "But first I need to get Lupin." She added, and walked up the marble staircase to snag the professor.
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Liz crept silently down the corridor that led to the dungeon, "Tra la laaa!" Or so it seemed. Okay, so Liz actually was just causally skipping along as happy as can be down to the dark scary dungeon, but did that faze her? Well, yes because she is about to scream, "AHHHHHHHHHH!" See? That was, unfortunately when she ran into a Slytherin 6th year
"Hey baby." He said with a nasty grin, as he looked her up and down.
Liz was picking at her nails looking uninterested, "Yeah, whatever. Draco Malfoy. Need him. Now." She said.
The boy's eyes went wide, and he nodded, "S-Sure! Y-You Draco's g-girlfriend?" He asked
"No. I will be though. I am kidnapping him." She said.
The boy gave her a weird look, but showed her to the Slytherin common room. All of the Slytherin's looked at her, and she turned to the boy next to her
"You are the weakest link - goodbye!" She said then walked over to the nearby table. Hopping onto it with little effort everyone started to whistle. One of them even said, "Dance baby! Dance for us!" But Liz didn't, "Okay, first I want you guys to SHUT THE HELL UP!" Everything went quiet, and Liz smiled triumphantly, "Now, I would like to know where you are hiding Draco Malfoy because his ass is mine." She added scanning the room
"In his room. Up the stairs and to your right - you won't miss it!" Said one of the Slytherin girls.
Liz nodded, "Thanks! Now go back to your daily, evil lives." She said jumping off the table and running up the stairs. She then busted into Draco's room (Yes, she actually knocked it off it's hinges).
Draco, who was in the shower at the time heard the commotion, and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his waist, and running out the door with wand in hand, "Who the fuck are you!?" He yelled.
Liz squealed, "Your stalker. Let's go!" She said grabbing his hand, and running out the door with him following close behind, holding onto his towel for his dear life.
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Raven grumbled loudly to herself as she walked up to the portrait of the Fat Lady, "I'm always stuck with the ugly ones. Why couldn't I go get Oliver?" She mumbled
"Password." The Fat Lady said.
Raven crossed her hands against her chest, "Why don't you just open up fatty? I don't have time for this shit." She said annoyingly.
The Fat Lady looked down at the girl, "No password. No entry." She said.
Raven growled, "Trust Brooke to forget to give me the fucking password!" She muttered, "Open up before I kick your ass you turd!" She yelled
"No." The Fat Lady said crossing her own arms against her chest
"What's going on?" A voice asked from behind her.
Raven turned to see none other than Ron Weasley walking up towards the two. Raven smiled and turned around, "I forgot the password for this week. I am so clumsy!" She said and gave a small laugh.
Ron nodded, and turned to the Fat Lady, "Quidditch." He said, and the Fat Lady opened up.
As Raven walked in she turned her head to the Fat Lady and stuck out her tongue. In return the Fat Lady flipped her off, and Raven growled storming in. After a moment she walked out with a bemused Harry following right behind her
"Why do we have to meet Dumbledore outside? How come he didn't send one of the Professors to get me? How come-"
Raven cut him off, "OH SHUT UP, WOULD YOU?! GEEZ! I JUST CAME FROM HIS OFFICE!" She yelled.
Harry blinked, but said nothing. He knew better than to piss her off. . .
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The first chapter is up, and I am feeling better about myself! =^_^=
It gets better! I swear! Well, yeah. . .
NEXT CHAPTER: Liz sings!? Snape, in need of vacation!? And. . .PICCOLO!?
REVIEW! It's just a click away.
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Disclaimer:
*Breaks down into sobs* It's true! All of it! It's TRUE! I *Sniff* I don't own any of the characters from Hogwarts, and I don't own my friends Liz, Raven, and Heather, but I do own me. Damn it! I want to own those hot, steamy men - err . . .and boys. ^^;
Notes:
Okay, so forgive me for sobbing . . .I usually don't do that . . .in front of people. Uh, yeah. So this is about a weird and unforeseen gathering of random, hot Hogwarts people (All men or boys might I add QUICKLY) whom I have decided are way to hot to waste, and should be tortured at the hands of myself, and my friends. *Grins evilly and rubs her hands together* Now - LET'S GET DOWN AND DIRTY - Err . . .I mean down to business. .;
Rating:
This is rated PG-13 because. . .well. . .*Coughs and grins nervously* ^^;
(RATING MAY CHANGE!)
~*~
'The Trio' known to the world (or so they thought . .) as Brooke, Liz, and of course Raven walked down an empty corridor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"Now tell me why I am doing this again?!" Raven asked annoyingly.
Brooke turned around. She was dressed in all black with the black cloak and everything whereas Raven wore bright yellow, "Um . . .does very hot-" She was cut off
"Snape!" Liz squealed instantly.
Brooke glared at the girl who was dressed in a mini black skirt, and a way-to-tight baby-tee that said 'Bite Me I Taste Like Apples - No! Really!' on it (Author note: And yes, that is what it said! Remember, this is Liz we are talking about!), "Men who happen to have magical powers, and who happen to be-" She was cut off again
"Really hot!" Liz said grinning, and jumping up and down excitedly, "And I want Snape. Mmm! I wa-hu-ant him!" She added.
Brooke groaned, and Raven smacked herself in the forehead then after a moment of silence Brooke cleared her throat, "Anyway, where is Heather? I thought she was going to join us?" She asked.
Raven coughed, "I told her to wait at the entrance. She, uh, was having trouble getting up the steps." She muttered.
Brooke suppressed another groan, "Great . . .okay, Raven I want you to go get Harry, and Sirius, and Liz you go get Snape, and Draco. I'll get the other two." She said.
Liz squealed, "Yay!" She said, and skipped off down towards the dungeon.
Raven grumbled something under her breath and headed up towards the Gryffindor tower.
Brooke grinned to herself, "And I know exactly where Oliver would be at this hour!" She said to herself, "But first I need to get Lupin." She added, and walked up the marble staircase to snag the professor.
~*~
Liz crept silently down the corridor that led to the dungeon, "Tra la laaa!" Or so it seemed. Okay, so Liz actually was just causally skipping along as happy as can be down to the dark scary dungeon, but did that faze her? Well, yes because she is about to scream, "AHHHHHHHHHH!" See? That was, unfortunately when she ran into a Slytherin 6th year
"Hey baby." He said with a nasty grin, as he looked her up and down.
Liz was picking at her nails looking uninterested, "Yeah, whatever. Draco Malfoy. Need him. Now." She said.
The boy's eyes went wide, and he nodded, "S-Sure! Y-You Draco's g-girlfriend?" He asked
"No. I will be though. I am kidnapping him." She said.
The boy gave her a weird look, but showed her to the Slytherin common room. All of the Slytherin's looked at her, and she turned to the boy next to her
"You are the weakest link - goodbye!" She said then walked over to the nearby table. Hopping onto it with little effort everyone started to whistle. One of them even said, "Dance baby! Dance for us!" But Liz didn't, "Okay, first I want you guys to SHUT THE HELL UP!" Everything went quiet, and Liz smiled triumphantly, "Now, I would like to know where you are hiding Draco Malfoy because his ass is mine." She added scanning the room
"In his room. Up the stairs and to your right - you won't miss it!" Said one of the Slytherin girls.
Liz nodded, "Thanks! Now go back to your daily, evil lives." She said jumping off the table and running up the stairs. She then busted into Draco's room (Yes, she actually knocked it off it's hinges).
Draco, who was in the shower at the time heard the commotion, and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his waist, and running out the door with wand in hand, "Who the fuck are you!?" He yelled.
Liz squealed, "Your stalker. Let's go!" She said grabbing his hand, and running out the door with him following close behind, holding onto his towel for his dear life.
~*~
Raven grumbled loudly to herself as she walked up to the portrait of the Fat Lady, "I'm always stuck with the ugly ones. Why couldn't I go get Oliver?" She mumbled
"Password." The Fat Lady said.
Raven crossed her hands against her chest, "Why don't you just open up fatty? I don't have time for this shit." She said annoyingly.
The Fat Lady looked down at the girl, "No password. No entry." She said.
Raven growled, "Trust Brooke to forget to give me the fucking password!" She muttered, "Open up before I kick your ass you turd!" She yelled
"No." The Fat Lady said crossing her own arms against her chest
"What's going on?" A voice asked from behind her.
Raven turned to see none other than Ron Weasley walking up towards the two. Raven smiled and turned around, "I forgot the password for this week. I am so clumsy!" She said and gave a small laugh.
Ron nodded, and turned to the Fat Lady, "Quidditch." He said, and the Fat Lady opened up.
As Raven walked in she turned her head to the Fat Lady and stuck out her tongue. In return the Fat Lady flipped her off, and Raven growled storming in. After a moment she walked out with a bemused Harry following right behind her
"Why do we have to meet Dumbledore outside? How come he didn't send one of the Professors to get me? How come-"
Raven cut him off, "OH SHUT UP, WOULD YOU?! GEEZ! I JUST CAME FROM HIS OFFICE!" She yelled.
Harry blinked, but said nothing. He knew better than to piss her off. . .
~*~
The first chapter is up, and I am feeling better about myself! =^_^=
It gets better! I swear! Well, yeah. . .
NEXT CHAPTER: Liz sings!? Snape, in need of vacation!? And. . .PICCOLO!?
REVIEW! It's just a click away.