AN: Hi everyone! As promised, this is the rewrite of Saiyan DxD, based on your reviews, and my own disappointment with my crappy writing.

Note: I'll be using a mix of English and Japanese terms. I for one prefer 'Saiyan' to 'Saiya-jin.' But that's just me. Names will be in the standard format for Japan: last name followed by first name. For the DBZ characters, this will mean that Gohan will be referred to as 'Son Gohan.'

[Ddraig/Albion talking so everyone can hear]

[Ddraig/Albion talking to their host mentally]

Issei talking to Ddraig in his mind/Vali talking to Albion in his mind

Prologue: Birds and Monkeys

- - ISSEI P.O.V. - -

"God is…dead?" Xenovia stammers.

"Yes! God died along with the Four Satans in the last Great War! But Azazel was cowardly! We could've won! He made us withdraw! I'm going to show that the Fallen Angels are the greatest by killing you, Sirzechs's sister, Maou Lucifer's sister! Hahahaha!" Kokabiel replies, cackling madly, referring to Buchou. No way. I'm not letting Buchou die! I haven't taken her virginity yet!

"LIKE HELL!" I yell.

"You think you can stop me, Sekiryutei?" Kokabiel asks.

"I don't think, I know I can! I have to, for Buchou's sake! If I die, I can't be the Harem King!" I yell proudly.

"Um, Issei-kun, that didn't really sound all that cool you know," Kiba tells me.

"Oh shut up, Ikemen-Ouji!" I retort.

"Hahahahaha! If you want to be a Harem King, Sekiryutei, then why don't you join me? I'll let you fuck any woman you want, when you want to," Kokabiel offers. Go away, pervy side! I don't need you right now!

"Do you really think I'll fall for your sweet words?" I ask him, my pervertedness beginning to shine through.

"Issei!" I hear Buchou yell.

"Hai!" I reply, snapping myself into attention.

"I'll make you a deal, Issei. If you beat him, I'll do a special service for you," she offers as her breasts bounce. Oh how I love those breasts.

"Y-you mean…I can even…s-s-s-suck on them?" I ask, hopeful. She sighs.

"If you win, yes, I'll let you do that," she replies. I have to suck them. I have to win. I feel it. A power, bursting from me. The Boosted Gear's jewel shines.

"T-that's!" I hear Buchou yell.

"I've never seen it shining so brightly!" Kiba comments.

"Sacred Gears respond to the wishes and desires of their wielders," I hear Akeno-san explain. But these thoughts don't matter. Because I'm going to suck them!

"Alright! You're going down, Kokabiel! So I can suck Buchou's breasts!" I yell confidently.

"You think you can beat me, Sekiryutei? Come on!" he yells, creating a spear of light in his hand.

"Haaaaa!" I yell, charging at him. Then, I see Xenovia, Koneko-chan, and Kiba running past me.

[BOOST!] the Boosted Gear announces. As the Boosted Gear continues to Boost, I dodge Kokabiel's strikes by jumping and rolling out of their way.

[EXPLOSION!] the Boosted Gear announces finally, as a rush of power fills my body. Finally I'm ready. I charge at Kokabiel. He throws a spear of light straight at me. I catch it in my left hand, and crush it into nothingness.

Before he can attack again, I charge at him and punch him hard in the face, sending flying a few feet. Whew!

"…It's the first time I saw a Sekiryutei who releases its power just by the mere thought of sucking a woman's nipples… What are you? Who are you?" Kokabiel asks while narrowing his eyes.

Extending my chest forward proudly, I reply, "I'm the "Pawn" of Rias Gremory's group! Hyoudou Issei! Remember that Kokabiel! I'm the possessor of a Boosted Gear that lives with ero thoughts and my hot blood!"

"Interesting. So this is the fight I sensed, huh?" I hear a voice say above us. I look up to see the barrier that Sona-kaichou and her peerage put up shatter in a bright flash of light. When the light fades, I am greeted by the strangest sight. I see a kid of about high school age, wearing what looks like…what is that even?

"Buchou? What the heck is that guy wearing?" I ask.

"A martial arts uniform, or gi," she replies, as puzzled as I am. Who is that guy? Looking at him again, he is wearing a dark purple gi with a red sash and brown shoes of a strange style. Those are definitely not sneakers. I look up to his head, and I see…golden hair. Not blonde like Asia's. Not dirty blond like Kiba's. No. It's pure gold. His eyes are a strange greenish color. He reminds me of someone…

"Who are you!" I hear Kokabiel yell, interrupting my thoughts.

"My name is none of your concern! All of you are the same! You think you can just barge in and take away our peaceful way of life!" the stranger yells.

"Don't give me that CRAP!" Kokabiel yells, charging at the stranger. Well stranger, it was nice seeing you. But to my surprise, as Kokabiel reached the stranger, he just vanished. Where did he go? I look around briefly, trying to find him. Did the stranger run away?

"AAAAAH!" I hear a familiar voice cry out in pain. I turn to the source to see Kokabiel on the ground, his wings missing.

"Why you!" he yells, charging up a light spear. The spear gets bigger. And bigger. And oh shit it's fucking huge.

"Take this!" Kokabiel yells, throwing the spear at the stranger. As the spear hits, I prepare to see a horribly mutilated corpse. But when the dust clears, he's…UNAFFECTED? WHAT THE HELL?

"What? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?" Kokabiel yells, panicking.

"I think I've had enough of this. I'm going to end it," the stranger muses, vanishing. Then before I realize it, Kokabiel is on the ground, whimpering in pain. When did he…

"Yuuto, did you see that?" Buchou asks Kiba, the fastest among us.

"No Buchou, it was too fast for me. I couldn't even tell what was going on," Kiba explains.

"Impressive, stranger," another unfamiliar voice cuts in from above. What is it with powerful people coming from above?

"So you're here to pick this guy up?" the golden-haired stranger asks the newcomer.

"Yeah, Azazel asked me to pick him up as a favor," the newcomer replies.

[It's been a while, hasn't it, white one?] I hear Ddraig suddenly ask.

[So it is you, red one?] a voice replies. Red one? White one?

"So you're the Hakuryuko…" Buchou asks him.

"Yes. I am the Hakuryuko. I'm not here to fight today. I just need Kokabiel and the crazy priest," the man replies. Wait…THESE GUYS DENIED ME THE CHANCE TO SUCK BUCHOU'S OPPAI!

"Hey! You two!" I yell. They turn to face me.

"YOU DENIED ME MY CHANCE TO SUCK BUCHOU'S OPPAI! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" I yell, an oppai-induced red haze obscuring my thoughts. I see the two strangers face each other.

"Do you know what he's talking about?" the golden-haired stranger asks.

"No idea. But anyway, I have to head back now," the armored stranger replies, picking up Kokabiel and Freed's limp bodies. "I look forward to a day when we can face off against each other. That also applies to you, my rival, Sekiryutei," the armored stranger says.

[I guess I'll see you around, Ddraig], the voice called 'Albion' calls out.

[Yes, I'll see you around, Albion], Ddraig replies, as he flies off.

"Wait!" I yell, but he's already gone.

[Partner, don't even think about doing that. You did a good job against Kokabiel, but there's no way in hell you can take him on yet. You don't even have Balance Breaker yet. I can sense he's had it for a while], Ddraig concludes. Oh. That's not good.

"A-anyway, I'll be heading out too," I hear the other stranger announce, flying off.

"Wait!" Buchou calls out in vain. Who the heck was that guy?

AN: So I know that was short, but that's just the prologue. So yeah, I've moved the fic's placement in the DxD timeline back to make things more exciting.

Like the original, the fic will be mostly centered around Gohan. And unlike the original, he won't be revealing his heritage just yet. You people may be asking, if he doesn't go to Orange Star High School, how does he meet Videl?

The answer to that is a secret. However, Videl will be a supporting character, much like Rias and her peerage.

So here's how I see this fic playing out: first there's the introduction of Gohan, and the meeting between the leaders (from Volume 4 of DxD). Then comes DBZ 'canon,' with the World Martial Arts Tournament. No Majin Buu though, the only part I liked in that arc was SSJ3 and Gotenks. SSJ3 Goku WILL be in this fic, as will Gotenks, but I'll be handling those topics differently to blend with DxD.

To conclude, a short preview for next time (Note: the lines aren't related to each other):

"Hi, I'm Son Gohan, nice to meet you," I say.

"Greetings, Hyoudou Issei. My name is Vali"

"My name is Archangel Michael. Nice to meet you, Son Goku."