Dark's Pet Walking
Business
By Anime2000
Disclaimer: I just down own it,
all right?
I had to rewrite all my authoress notes... -.-;;; Myeh...! Well, this was based on an essay that I had to do. Enjoy!
blah -obviously a scene change."Okay," said the Dark Magician to his group of friends. "This is a serious business that-yes DMG?" he asked his little sister who was waving her hand madly.
"What's so serious about a pet walking business, Dark?" the Dark Magician Girl asked 'innocently'.
"...it's a serious business because..." The mage faltered. "Must you ask so many questions?!" Dark demanded.
Everyone chuckled at Dark's pathetic reply.
Dark glared at his 'friends'. "Anyway ..." he began on the basics of pet walking.
The Celtic Guardian leaned towards DMG, "How the heck does he know all this?"
"Apparently," DMG whispered back, "it was in the Book of Secret Arts."
An hour later...
"And now, let's go on to the-" Dark continued.
"How much do we get paid?" a voice yelled from the back of the room.
"Well, thanks for listening to me, Celtic!"
"No prob!"
Dark rolled his eyes and continued despite the fact that nobody was actually listening.
Later...
"Oi," sighed Celtic, "I've got information on pet walking oozing out of my ears."
The gang was walking out of Dark's room.
"I hope he doesn't give us a test on this," said the Mystic Elf. "I really wasn't paying attention."
"Don't worry, Mystic," DMG said, "Eight out of ten times, my brother won't do that."
"What if tomorrow is the two out of ten times?" questioned Celtic.
"Then we're doomed. Any questions?" DMG asked.
"No. Not the questions." Mystic said wearily.
The next day...
"Okay," Dark said to his group of untrained pet walkers. "Mystic, you walk Mr. Despal's Komouri Dragon. Celtic, you walk Bistro's Niwatori. DMG, you and LoD's Blue Eyes White Dragon, and I'll walk...Silver Fang."
"Uh-oh," DMG said, "Ms. Hart actually let you walk her dog?"
"Yeah. Remembering what happened last time..." Celtic began.
Everyone snickered at the memory. Everyone except Dark.
"Well, it wasn't really my fault! You do believe me right?!" Dark said waving his arms frantically to get the attentions of his friends and family who were still pondering how Silver Fang ended on the roof.
A few minutes later...
It was quiet and sunny day. Neo the Magical Swordsman was just waking up. Looking out the window, he saw the strangest thing.
"S-s-stop!!" A Mystic Elf wearing a blue jeans and a white shirt yelled at the Komouri Dragon she was walking. Rather, it was walking/flying her.
He rubbed his eyes and decided that it would be a good idea to go to sleep earlier and cut back on parties.
Meanwhile...
"Come on!"
Celtic growled at the Niwatori. "GET UP!!!"
But the
bird still slept on.
"Oi," Celtic groaned as he gave
up and sat beside the Niwatori. "Stupid bird," he mumbled
to himself. Looking up, he saw a figure. He wondered what was
dangling from a string attached to it.
Meanwhile...
DMG
was staring blankly at the Blue Eyes, which was towering over her.
'My leash is a bit too short...' she thought tugging at a lock of
blonde hair that had stranded from her
ponytail.
Meanwhile...
'It's just a dog...it's just a
dog...it's just a dog...it's just a dog...' Dark told himself as he
walked towards Silver Fang.
"Here doggy..." he
beckoned. 'Maybe it forgot what happened to him...'
"GAAAH!!"
cried the startled Spellcaster when the Beast-type monster lunged at
him.
Dark, yelling in a colorful language, ran as fast as he
possibly could with Silver Fang not too far behind
him.
Meanwhile...(you're getting tired of these eh?)
DMG
was still wondering how to walk the Blue Eyes. There was no point in
using the leash and she didn't think that it would listen to a level
six monster.
"OUT OF THE WAAY!!!" a guy yelled
rushing past her and the dragon, a white blur speeding after
him.
"Erk!" she cried jumping away from the rushing
figure.
The Blue Eyes White Dragon merely watched.
"What's
his problem?" DMG asked the Blue Eyes. Not that it was paying
any attention to her.
Meanwhile...
Celtic sighed and
looked at his watch. They hadn't budged an inch! Maybe he should just
call it quits and leave it there to rest in peace...
"Huh?"
he asked the still sleeping bird. He saw a strange
this way.
"Uh-oh."
"OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
A voice yelled.
Too late.
"WHOA!!" Celtic
yelled as he and the Niwatori sailed in the air. "Geez, you'd
think that guy needed a traffic light!"
Meanwhile...
Mystic
had grown used to being in the air. The view was really quite
nice.
She looked down. Hey, there was a dust
at an incredible speed...yelling something which she could not make
out. She was glad that she was up here.
"Hi,"
someone said behind her.
"Wha-Celtic?! What are you doing
here?" she asked.
"Enjoying the view," Celtic
said sarcastically.
"..."
"I've just
been blown up here by that human tornado!" Celtic exploded,
pointing at the dust cloud.
"..."
"Now
what?!" Celtic snapped.
"Um, Celtic?" said
Mystic.
"What?"
"Well...how are you
staying in the air?" Mystic asked
"..."
A
little while later...
"Hey guys!" DMG shouted to
Mystic and Celtic.
"Hi," said Celtic.
"What's
the matter?"
"..."
Mystic whispered
something in DMG's ear.
"Ouch!" exclaimed DMG, "That
must have hurt!"
"Yeah...hey! Where's your
brother?"
"I dunno. Somewhere."
"Well,
I hope he gets here soon! Yugi and Kaiba are Dueling!" Mystic
said checking her watch. "Very soon."
Meanwhile...
"Okay!
I give up!" Dark panted as he stopped running. "You
win"
To his surprise, Silver Fang didn't leap at his
throat. Instead, it licked his hand.
"Good boy," he
said. In his mind though 'I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE WHOLE TOWN FOR
NOTHING?!!!?'
Currently...
"All right Yugi,"
Seto said looking very pleased with himself. "It's your turn.
You'd better think before you make another move, or else you'll
regret it."
"Fine Kaiba," Yami said smoothly.
"I'll play the Dark Magician and Silver Fang!"
The
two appeared on the dueling arena.
"What the-?!"
Both Yami and Seto said in amazement and disbelief.
There was
the Dark Magician wearing normal clothes walking Silver
Fang.
"What?!" he asked "What do you think I do
when your not having Duels?!"
He didn't get a reply. Both
Kaiba and Yami were laughing so hard that they couldn't
answer.
There! My first chapter
finished! If you're wondering why the cast of this fic is wearing
normal clothes, you don't really think that they wear their battle
gear all the time eh? Well, at least in this fic, they don't! Keep
in mind, none of my fics have anything to do with each other, unless
I specifically say so. R&R!